This little ditty came to mind as I was doing a LOOOOOOONG patient transfer on my ambulance all the way to Columbia (three hours to kill since I can't have music blaring with a patient in the back so I let my mind wander to story writing).
Very glad to have found a new fandom that actually inspires me to write and has wonderful characters to play with.
This is a KuwabaraxYukina fic, but it prominently features a majority of the characters as well since they play an important and mischievous part in it!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, unfortunately. If I did, it would still be on the air ;)
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"This is painful to watch," Shizuru muttered, blowing a puff of smoke from between her lips. She was sitting on the porch of Genkai's temple with Botan and Keiko, watching her overgrown little brother following Yukina around the garden like a faithful puppy, desperate for his affections to be returned. Yukina was pointing out various flowers and plants, sharing interesting albeit unromantic tidbits about them she had learned from Kurama.
Speaking of Kurama, he was kneeling in the dirt digging holes for a new flower garden that Genkai had said she wanted. Being the plant genius he was, he had taken the job on happily and looked very peaceful among the leaves of the potted plants around him that were waiting to be placed in the soil.
"You have to hand it to him," he commented aloud, "He is very determined."
"Something has got to give soon," Botan stated cheerfully, "Not even Yukina can be that blind. It's so obvious."
"I don't think she's oblivious," Kurama said calmly, "I believe she is confused."
"Confused?" Keiko asked, petting Puu's large, maned head softly from her spot on the edge of the porch. The massive bird let out a contented sigh. "How can she be confused? He flat out tells her every time he sees her how he feels about her."
"And Keiko is the authority on confusing boyfriends," Botan added, not even noticing the glare Keiko shot her.
They all looked over at the pair across the garden again. Kuwabara was tucking a cherry blossom behind Yukina's ear, a wide smile plastered on his face...a smile that STAYED that way anytime he was even in close proximity to the aqua haired ice maiden.
"They are so cute," Keiko commented as Yukina giggled and tilted her head back to look up at the tall red head. "The height difference is a bit much though."
"She could give him a blow job standing up," the familiar voice of Yusuke shattered the romance of the moment and the brash comment caused the other five people to look back at him in shock, Shizuru made a gagging sound.
"Thanks so much for that visual, you little worm," she grumbled, rubbing her eyes as if trying to erase said image from her brain.
Yusuke shrugged off the look of horror from the girls and ignored Kurama's light chuckles as he sat on the porch next to Botan.
"You know they just need a little bit of intervention, right?" he said as he kicked his legs out and crossed his ankles, casually leaning back on his elbows.
"Intervention?" Botan seemed very interested now, all horror at the previous statement seemingly forgotten.
"Yeah," Yusuke said calmly, very punk-like, "Someone to play cupid."
Kurama looked up from his plants with an interested expression on his face.
"You know, I hate to say it, but Yusuke may have a point," he stated, brushing some dirt off his wrist, "Kuwabara knows exactly what he wants but Yukina doesn't seem to have a clue what he's trying to tell her. Maybe she just needs a push in the right direction."
"And a long talk about the birds and the bees, human-style," Yusuke added.
Kurama looked over at the potential pair and smiled.
"Let's save that for another day, perhaps."
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So here is the start, just setting up for lots of humor potential!
I have a few scenarios in mind, but I welcome any prompts or suggestions on ways the gang can play cupid with these two because, well, I'm sure you all have your own ideas how you would want to do it and I would love to hear them :)
Message me or leave a review if you have a particular scene you want played out!
*Waves Kuwabara flag and grins*
