My Goats - By Aberforth Dumbledore

Goats, I never told you how I truly feel,

Being with you feels surreal,
My Goats, my dear pets,
You're lovelier than all the sunsets.

Buying you was the best thing I've done,
You're like the prize I never won,
I think we are the perfect match
With your horns, there's no itch I can't scratch.

Goats, you mean so much to me,
And it's not just because your milk is free,
My love is so strong, it makes me fly without a broom,
You always make me forget the gloom.

I hope you like this bale of hay,
It came free with the new underlay
This poem has come to an end
See you soon, my dearest friend