2-D (Stewart Pot)

32417 Wobble Street

Zip Code 2341

Dear 2-D,

I've missed you all, and been trying to find you for the past two years. I hope you still think I'm alive. Do you? I've herd of the cyborg, she better be flat-chested. If not I still have the Tommy gun. Russel says hi, and that Murdoc is toast once he gets his hands on that greedy bastard.

Are you still in love with me, because Paula is out of your life? 2-D where exactly is Plastic Beach? Also when we get there in a couple weeks, do you guys have a washing machine, I've been wearing the same dress for five to eight months.

Very excited to see you all,

Noodle, your number one guitarist

P.S.: When we get there, Cyborg Noddle better be flat-chested!