Chapter One

The Battle

Ember and Ronin were running from two of the tantei, Yusuke and Kuwabara. They were cut off by a short fire demon with spikey black hair who was also a tantei, his name you ask? Hiei.

"Move!" Ember shouted at the short demon named Hiei.

"Make me." He responded sourly.

Ronin tried to kick him but that was quickly countered when Hiei shot a blast of flame at him. But Ember changed its course being able to control fire. (No he can't create it isn't it sad. Not really but eh who cares.) Now the giant ball of flame was on a crash course twords Kuwabara. And Kuwabara being the idiot he was didn't move.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT BURNS! AHHHH!" Kuwabara's voice rang.

"Wow." Everyone (even Ember and Ronin) said bluntly.

"What are you doing! Your suppose to be catching them!" Another demon's voice yelled as he jumped into battle.

He was Kurama another tantei. He has long red hair and a whip of thorns.

"Are you two stupid!" A woman's voice said.

"Yup." Ember and Ronin said with stupid smiles on their faces.

The woman who I shall name Shiva right now sighed. "Imbusils." Shiva said.

"We aren't idiots! Your the one who can't spell! im-ba-sil? What kind of word is that? Sounds important or something. Maybe its a type of food." Ember said.

"Actually its a type of demon that seems he cant shut up." Shiva said but Ember didn't catch this comment because he was too busy talking to himself.

This whole time they have been running away from the tantei and Shiva is just now growing tired of it so a portal appears and leads to who knows were via Shiva and she jumps in and ember and ronin trip on the edge and fall in.

Shiva was shaking her two servants that helped her escape from demon world. "Guys! You idiots! Wake up!" Shiva yelled in their ears.

Ember and Ronin almost instantly shot up knocking Ronin's head against Shiva's and when Ronin fell he landed on top of Ember causing them all to fall into a pile. Shiva got up rubbing her head and looked to see Ember and Ronin knocked out with swirly eyes. She shook her head." Idiots." She thought.

With the gang

"Nooooooooooooo! We failed a case! Koenma is going to tan my hide!" Yusuke yelled and Kuwabara being an idiot as usual responded, "He spanks you?" and Kuwabara was still on fire and then noticed it again and ran around screaming again.

"Detective why don't you do the world some good and shut the baka up." Hiei said flatly.

"But..."

"No butts! Nobody cares about your butt!" Hiei said just to confuse the tantei.

"But? Butt? But? Butt? Huh?" Hiei had of course succeeded.

"Just put him out." Hiei said.

"Damn okay Mr. Pyromaniac!" Yusuke said tripping Kuwabara so he (Kuwabara) fell into the pond which just so happened to be in front of Kuwa-baka so he fell in.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh! I cant swim! I'm drowning! Help!" Kuwabara yelled between gulps of water.

"He still isn't shut up." Hiei pointed out to Yusuke.

Yusuke knocked him out and dragged (literally dragged) him out of the pond.

"Okay done, now were could those demons have gone?" Yusuke asked.

Kuwabara became conscious all of a sudden and yelled, "Ningenkai! No one would suspect it!"

"Oh shut up." Yusuke said kicking him returning him to his unconscious state.

"But he does have a point." Koenma said popping out of nowhere.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yusuke said falling over. Kurama was trying to hold in laughter.

"Would you stop doing that!" Yusuke snapped jumping up.

"Whoa." Koenma stated wobbling from the force of Yusuke's voice.

"So Koenma are we going to search Ningenkai, Makai, or Rekai?" Kurama asked being the one to cut to the chase.

"Well I'm not sure but if you all could check Ningenkai first it would greatly limit our search." Koenma said regaining his hearing.

"Your not sure? Well then can you contact us when you get further information?" Kurama asked.

"Yes here carry this and I will contact you with further information." Koenma said handing Kurama a compact.

Kurama sweat dropped. "Ummmm sir, the girly jokes are already bad. Your just going to make them worse making me carry a compact." Kurama said.

"Would you rather it have been the eye shadow?" Koenma said.

"What is with you and your obsession with communicators in the shape of make up?" Kurama asked.

"I refuse to answer that question. Now off you go all of you." Koenma said forming a portal under their feet. They fell in.

With Ember, Ronin, and Shiva

Shiva had somehow woken up the two idiots and was now explaining to them were they were and how they got there.

"You are in Ningenkai and you fell through a portal." Shiva repeated for the millionth time.

"Huh?" Ember said for the millionth time.

"Oh I swear you somehow gained even more brain damage with that hit on the head!" Shiva yelled.

"Impossible! I have no brain!" Ember yelled for the people in America to hear.

"Well that might explain it. And it doesn't matter how you got here. Ok?" Shiva asked looking at Ronin.

"Ok. But how am I going to remember without a brain?" Ember asked

"Magic." She retorted getting quite angry at this useless pawn in her plans.

"Now go get me a hat I cant be seen with ears poking out of my head. I will send you because Ronin is worse and denser so I must keep him here or he might get himself killed. Ok?" Shiva asked.

"Ummmmm... is the answer cheese?" Ember asked looking quite puzzled.

"Yes now go get the hat." Shiva said to him.

"Ok Ms.Bossy Bitch! I will not fail you!" Ember said saluting her as if it were the military and marching out of the alleyway. "What a loser..." Shiva thought as he marched away and tripped falling flat on his face but getting back up and marching like nothing had just happened.

With Ember

"What's a hat...?" Ember said to himself when he passed by a shop that said 'Hats-R-Us' he used the peanut in his head to figure out that whatever was inside that store was probably what Shiva wanted.

Back to Shiva and Ronin

Shiva was sitting on a box when she heard singing. She turned to see Ronin in the corner of the alleyway doing a handstand singing some song about smoking with your homies.

"Ummm Ronin what are you singing?" Shiva asked.

Ronin's shirt fell...up? down? ummm DOWN:D (took me awhile sorry) Ronin then stopped singing and tried to blow his shirt back up. Queue anime sweat drops on Shiva's head.

"Hello guys! Here I got you a hat and some pants." Ember said throwing her a bag with a silver beanie and some blue jeans in it. Ember then walked up to Ronin trying to blow his shirt up to its normal state.

"Have you just been staring at him, Shiva?" Ember asked.

"Yeah why?" Shiva said.

"You perverted little wolf, Just staring at his bare muscled chest!" Ember yelled getting in an 'lets do an over the edge emotion' pose and pointing at Shiva.

When Shiva just stood there confused Ember fixed Ronin's shirt and did a handstand himself and they both sang. Until their shirts fell that is then they were both trying to blow them back up.