Like I said, this is what I wanna do to my stalker. He is called Julian and is very irritating.
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Enjoy!! I know I did!!
The group was walking through the trees to get Kagome back to the well. None of them could relax- they felt an eerie presence behind them. It felt…Graveyard-ish. Inuyasha kept glancing back over his shoulder. He was sure someone was stalking him.
"Kagome, do you sense that?" he asked. The miko nodded, wary eyes scanning the forest around them. "I'm gunna go check it out."
The hanyou leaped up into a nearby tree and waited. Soon enough, the source of the unrest appeared from the bushes: Kikyo. Inuyasha shook with rage and jumped to land on the ground in front of the dead priestess.
"God dammit!" he roared. He was pissed off by now. "Can you PLEASE STOP STALKING ME!!!!!" Kikyo smirked.
"No."
"I figured you'd say that. So…I brought a WEED HACKER!!!!" as if from nowhere, Inuyasha produced a weed hacker. Kikyo even stretched out her arms for a hug as she was hacked to pieces.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Go Inu-Dog!!! Weed-hacker FTW!!! R&R!!!
