Another Hetalia oneshot… I have SO MANY of these in my head, and they WON'T. LEAVE! X( Ok, so this is a crackish, amusing thing. This is based on a real text message me and my friend had around homecoming this year. I'm in France's Position, and my BFFFE (BEST FRIEND FOR-FUCKING-EVER) is in Canada's position. Canada is dating Prussia (XD) and France is meeting England at the dance. Told in text messages, with a little France POV.

I do not own Hetalia.

And here, we, GO.

R u going to homecoming, mon ami?

I waited 2 nerve wracking minutes until the ding of my phone alerted me to Mathieu's reply.

Yes, with Gilbert. ^/^

I swallowed my pride and typed a short reply.

I have a question… TT_TT

NO I can't give you a ride.

My heart plummeted and I threw my pride to the wind.

Please, mon ami! I just need one home to my place! Artie's car is busted, and Alfred won't give me a ride. I wouldn't want to be the third wheel to ur nite of amour, but I'm desperate, Mathieu! Please? I promise I'll be nice to Gilbert, too.

A short, curt reply was my response.

Sure.

Relief lightened my heart and I smiled slightly.

Ur not mad at me? No cursing me to an early demise tonite b4 bed?

Not right now. Gilbert has convinced me otherwise.

A sly smile spread over my face as I decided to tease my younger cousin.

Oh hoho a little nite time romance, huh? Keep it PG kiddies~ 3

It was almost 10 minutes later when I finally got a reply.

We are WAY past PG, thanks to the awesome Me! –Gil

My eye twitched, and I dropped my phone. My little, innocent cousin….

TMFI! O_o

The end! I like scarring France. X) Yea it's REALLY FREAKING short, but I like it for some reason. Kinda rushed it though. I wanna start on my Russia X America idea. Here's a clue: It has to do with heroes. X) Review please! They feed my soul. Any questions, also comment.

…..DON'T KILL ME ANNA. O_O