A/N: : Insanity. Came after watching an AMV on various yaoi anime to that particular song. XD Thank god I didn't choose the other version of this... Even more insanity if I did. And to think that this is my first Prince of Tennis fic... =.=;;;
Originally : We are Cheerleaders!
Singer : Bring it On! [ The Movie ]
Title : We are Seigaku!
Series : Prince of Tennis / Tennisu no Ouujisama
Warning : Insanity. OOC-ness. Bimbotic-ness. Tezuka and Ryoma on high. High probability of causing you to be permantly lame or walk around with a limp for the rest of your life OR have a really, really, REALLY bad image of Prince of Tennis for the rest of your life.
You have been warned.
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All :
We're sexy!
We're cute!
We're popular to boot!
Momoshiro :
I'm servin'!
An ace!
The girls all love my face!
Fuji :
I'm wanted!
I'm hot!
I'm everything you're not!
Tezuka :
I'm bishie!
I'm cool
I dominate the school!
All :
Who are we?
Just guess!
Girls wanna touch our ass!
Inui :
I'm rockin!
I smile!
And many think I'm vile!
-Everyone freezes and looks towards Inui who is swirling a cup of Aozu around in fear-
-Inui grins and the cup disappears-
-Everyone heaves a sigh of relief and continues-
Kikumaru :
I'm jumin'!
I fly!
Don't you dare undo my fly! [1]
Kaidoh :
Imma viper!
I hiss!
I'm gonna make you piss!
All :
We serve and return!
We act like we're on drugs!
Hate us cause we're prodigies,
BUT WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!
We're Seigaku!
We're Seigaku!
Ryuzaki-sensei :
Roll call!!
Call me Oishi!
I'm Mo-Mo-Shiro!
K-K-K-Kaidoh! -Hisses-
Kawamura!
Kikumaru! HOI!!!
Tensai Fuji
Demented Inui [2]
I'm Te-zu-ka.
Tezuka :
I sizzle!
I scorch!
But now I pass the torch.
The decision is made [3]
And one guy has to win
He's chibi
He's Young
And now he's No. 1
T-Twist it Ryoma! [4]
R-R-R-Ryoma!
-Insert Ryoma entering here, the sun rising behind him, a beam of light shining down from heaven as a holy racket floats down into his hands before things return back to normal-
Ryoma :
I'm strong yet I'm sullen!
I'm gonna make you cry!
I'm R-R-Ryoma,
The Pillar Ryoma. [5]
All :
Let's go Seigaku!
We are Seigaku
The Mighty mighty plaers
We're so Terrific,
We MUST be Seigaku!!
-End of with the screen fading to black with the sound of rabid fangirls all rushing upon the now shrieking boys-
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Finito [ 26.07.04 ]
1 - Lameness but my brain just fried.
2 - Cause we have nine main seniors in Seigaku with only 8 main girl names here, you try to fit it into the rythm.
3 - Well, Tezuka made the decision for Ryoma to become the pillar of support now didn't he?
4 - I know he doesn't call Ryoma by first name but try using his last name here and see the outcome. ==
5 - C'mon, try to fit in the words "Pillar of Support" into the verse. --
A/N : C&C please? Runs from the angry mob of fangirls after her
