Total Sonic Island Episode 1
I know what you're thinking. And stop it NOW! 'Oh, another total_island? Boring!' well be shushed! I like them. So I will write them. Here we go...
"Alright! Hello everyone! I'm your host, Chip, also known as Light Gaia, and this is Total Sonic Island! Here come our first contestants, Sonic, Tails, Amy Rose and Knuckles." four anthropomorphic animals fell from the sky and landed in the sea. "Tails! What the heck was that?!" yelled a red echidna. "I, uh, I... It wasn't... My aeroplane..." stuttered a two-tailed fox.
"It wasn't Tails' fault, Knuckles!" said a blue hedgehog, defensively. Knuckles raised an eyebrow.
"Really? It was his aeroplane-"
"That I now have to fix AGAIN!"
"So it was his fault!"
"Heh... Actually... That was me." said Chip, sheepishly.
"What?!" demanded Amy Rose.
"The, uh, producers said it would add drama to the show..."
"Oh, buh-LEIVE me. It did!" cried Knuckles.
"Uh... Guys? You realise Sonic can't swim, right?!" said Amy. Everyone looked to Sonic, who was drowning. Tails was there in seconds, and lifting him onto the dock. When everyone was on the dock, Chip introduced the next contestants. "So, next we have Charmy, Espio, Vector and Saffron."
Espio and Vector landed with a splash in the ocean. Charmy and Saffron fluttered onto the dock, holding hands. "It's so great to be here with you Charmy!" exclaimed Saffron.
"You too!" he replied. "And you guys!" he turned to face Espio who was suddenly standing next to him, and Vector who was hauling himself onto the dock. "Next up, Vanilla, Cream, Cheese and Chocola!" Four figures came tumbling down from the sky. Vanilla and Cream were desperately thrashing about, while Cheese and Chocola were dodging arm swipes from the rabbits. All of them landed just away from the dock. "What did you do?! The leaflet said the aeroplane would drop us off at the dock!" exclaimed Vanilla.
"Well... Heh... It did 'drop' you off! And it's close enough to the dock... Right?" Cream clambered onto the dock, shaking with fear. "Please... Don't do that again!" Cheese and Chocola were trying to help Vanilla out of the sea. "OK, next are Shadow, Silver, Blaze and Shade." The four came down with surprising grace. Silver, Shade and Shadow managed to land on the dock while Blaze landed nearby in the sea. "Brr!" she exclaimed. "It's cold in here. I'll soon fix that! Suddenly, fire erupted from her hands and the water began to bubble with warmth. Then she swam to the dock. "Alright, next up are Relic, Fixit, Big and Froggy."
"Aah!" cried the group.
"Looks like a nice spot for fishing, whadda ya think Froggy?" Froggy leapt onto the dock, followed by Big. "Whoa! A whole island! Seems cool, huh, Fixit? Fixit?! Fixit!" cried Relic. She hadn't noticed that robots and water... Don't mix. "Oh, don't worry Relic!" exclaimed Chip. He closed his eyes, and light glowed from his hands. Fixit floated towards Chip, and hovered by his hands. Then Fixit dropped to the ground and jolted awake. "Ugh. That was awful." he said.
"Phew! I thought you were a gonner!" exclaimed Relic, wringing out her neckscarf.
"Well, he was. But I revived him. No lawsuits for us!" exclaimed Chip. "Anyways, next are Coral, Pearly, Razor and Barby" everyone looked up, to see only one figure falling elegantly from the sky. Barby landed in the water, and three figures emerged from the surface. "Hey Razor!" exclaimed Coral. "Oh. Hi." he said. Pearly climbed onto the dock and beamed at everyone, before warily examining Chocola and Cheese. Barby followed Pearly, but rather than trying to hide from the Chao's, she eyed up all the other contestants. "Next are Cosmo, Hershey, Lumina and Honey." Four shadows could be made out, hurtling towards the dock. Honey landed in the drink, while Hershey managed to land, on her feet, on the dock. Cosmo was clinging onto Lumina, who was trying her best to stay airborne. She managed to lower Cosmo onto the dock, before flopping down herself. "Ugh..." she moaned.
"Aii!" screamed Honey. She scrambled up the side of the dock, and ran to the island, knocking Hershey, Blaze and Cream over in her wake. "Oof!" exclaimed Blaze.
"Oh... Err... Sorry guys!" said Honey, sheepishly. "I just... Uh... Don't like water, that's all."
"That's alright!" said Cream.
"Thanks." replied Honey.
"Tiara, Jet, Wave and Storm are next!"
"Aahhhhh!" screamed Tiara, before landing in the sea. Jet Wave and Storm were surprisingly still in an aeroplane. Suddenly, a missile was launched from somewhere on the island, straight at them. Jet managed to avoid it, and land on the dock. "Where'd everyone go?" wondered Storm aloud.
"They ran to the island so as not to be killed from your aeroplane." said Tiara, heaving herself onto the dock. "Oh." replied Storm.
"Who are you, anyway?" asked Jet.
"Tiara the manx. I was supposed to be in a sonic game... But... The sonic game wasn't made."
"Ooh! Too bad girl!" exclaimed Wave, giving Tiara a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.
"Wh-what... H-happened to the-" began Chip.
"Bomb? On the plane? Puh-leaze! You think I wont realise that there's a bomb on the plane? Ugh..."
"And... The missile?"
"Too easy to dodge! At that speed even a snail could avoid it!" exclaimed Jet.
"Well... Go wait with the other campers on the island, I guess! So... Sonia, Manic, Bernadette and Doctor Eggman!" Four figures fell from the sky, and landed in the ocean.
"Hi Sonic!" said Bernadette, walking over to talk to him.
"Hiya bro!" exclaimed Manic, rushing towards Sonic.
"Hey Sonic! How's it going?" asked Sonia, following Manic.
"Oh... Hello Sonic." Said Doctor Eggman, standing near Storm.
"So, next up are Dulcy, Sally, Nicole and Marine!"
A giant dragon came swooping down, and landed on the dock. "Thank you for saving me Dulcy!" said Nicole. "Yeah, if Nicole had gotten wet... Ugh!" exclaimed Sally.
"Oh, it doesn't matter if Nicole gets wet! I can revive her!" cried Chip.
"Wow! So cool!" exclaimed Marine.
"So, next up are... Mighty, Ray, Nack and Rouge!" three of them came tumbling down from the sky, while a fourth flew gracefully down to the dock. "Impressive!" said Chip.
"Thank you." replied Rouge. At the last second, Ray managed to glide to the dock.
"Phew!" he said. Mighty and Nack clambered out of the sea.
"Not cool, bruh." said Nack, disapprovingly.
"Uh, um, s-sorry! Uh, anyway... Uh, finally, Thorn, Tikal, Scourge and Sticks." Four animals fell from the sky and landed in the sea. Scourge climbed onto the dock. "Oh. It's Sonic."
"What? I haven't done anything!" Scourge raised his eyebrow.
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!" he exclaimed. Thorn climbed out of the water.
"Calm down you two!"
"Yeah." agreed Barby. Tikal rolled onto the dock.
"Please stop fighting!"
"Yeah!" agreed Mighty. Tikal blushed. Sticks climbed out of the ocean.
"Hey everyone!"
"Alright, now that everyone's here, let's give you all a grand tour! But first, any questions?"
"Yeah, who's this guy, and where's Doctor Robotnik?" asked Manic, pointing at Doctor Eggman.
"This is Doctor Eggman, I'm surprised you haven't heard of him. He's Sonic's nemesis. Arch rival,"
"No, that's me!" chorused Shadow, Scourge and Jet.
"Anyway, any other questions?"
"Why are these two here and not Crusher?" asked Razor.
"Crusher's not as famous-"
"As Chocola? Who's ever heard of Chocola?!"
"Hey!" exclaimed Vanilla and Chocola.
"Alright then, this is the dock. Over there-" Chip pointed to a big hall. "Is where you will eat. That's the forest, over there's the waterfall and that's the confessional where you can tell the viewers what you're really feeling like." he pointed to a forest, a huge waterfall and a small building in turn. "Go and try it out now, if you want!"
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"I can't believe I'm here! It's actually amazing!" squealed Amy.
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"Well, uh, I kinda like Tikal... Uh, as a friend, yeah... Heh... and the forests and waterfalls are cool!" stuttered Mighty.
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"Mighty's really nice. In a friendly way! Anyway, the waterfalls and forests here look huge! Just the way I like them..." said Tikal.
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"I get to come here with Esipo, Vector and Saffron. AWESOME! And this place is awesome too!" exclaimed Charmy.
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"Alright, before we continue the tour, we should establish the teams. The team captains are Sonic and Doctor Eggman for their rivalry."
"Hey!" yelled Scourge, Jet and Shadow.
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"We should have been allowed to compete for the role of team captain! In a quiz, or some practical work, I would've aced it!" grumbled Wave.
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"Okay, Sonic's cool, but... Really?! Just because he's a main character? Besides, he's the team captain in, like, everything!" complained Marine.
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"So, Sonic and Doctor Eggman will pick the teams!" announced Chip.
"WHAT?!" yelled everyone except Sonic and Doc E.
"Sonic will pick first."
"WHAT?!" yelled Doctor Eggman.
"Uhh... I choose Tails."
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"WHAT?!" yelled Amy.
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"Hmm... I choose Dulcy."
"Amy Rose."
"Rouge."
"Knuckles."
"Scourge."
"Blaze."
"Sticks." Everyone gasped. "What?" asked Doc.
"Uh... Vector I guess."
"Barby"
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"WHAT?!" yelled Barby.
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"Ber-" began Sonic.
"ESIPO!" yelled Vector.
"Tikal."
"Charmy I guess."
"Sh-"
"Mighty!" exclaimed Tikal, and then looked at Rouge as if she'd said it.
Sonic sighed. "Saffron."
"I guess I'll try again. Sh-"
"Ray!" said Mighty. Eggman glared at him.
"Sonia."
"SHADOW!" yelled Eggman.
"Manic."
"Uh... Silver." Silver and Blaze gasped.
"Cream."
"Hershey."
"I can't exactly have Cream without Cheese, so... Cheese!"
"Shade."
"Same goes for Cheese and Chocola. Come on down buddy!"
"Nack."
"I guess I'll choose Vanilla."
"Razor."
"Jet, you're a worthy rival. I choose you!"
"Tiana."
"Eh... Wave."
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"WHAT?!" yelled Tails.
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"Hmm... Sally."
"I've got the rest of the Babylon Riders, so I guess Storm."
"As Sonic said, I can't have Sally without Nicole. So I choose her."
"Coral."
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"Aww man! I wanted to be on the same team as Razor! Maybe Pearly will be on my team..." said Coral.
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"Relic."
"Cosmo."
"Ugh, Fixit I guess."
"Lumina."
"Honey."
"Pearly."
"Ugh... I'm having two of them, and I'm pretty sure Big and Froggy want to stay together... So... Big."
"Thorn."
"So Eggman get's Froggy! The teams are as follows: Sonic, Tails, Amy, Espio, Vector, Wave, Jet, Storm, Saffron, Knuckles, Bernadette, Sonia, Manic, Blaze, Cream, Charmy, Cheese, Coral, Pearly, Chocola, Cosmo, Lumina, Vanilla and Thorn make up the Super Zone Cops,"
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"Really?" said Knuckles.
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"And Doctor Eggman, Barby, Tikal, Big, Tiana, Hershey, Honey, Marine, Mighty, Nicole, Ray, Relic, Rouge, Sally, Scourge, Shadow, Silver, Dulcy, Froggy, Fixit, Nack, Shade, Razor and Sticks are the Naughty Knights!"
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"HAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAAAAHA!" Laughed Knuckles. "Really? I mean really?!"
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"Okay, those cabins over there are where you will be staying," said Chip, pointing to two cabins, both of which had two doors. "One for each team, half for guys and half for girls. Next up, the elimination area!" The contestants walked to the top of a cliff, where they found a load of tree stumps and a big contraption with a giant gold-and-pink mallet attached to it by the edge of the cliff. "Hey!" yelled Amy. "My mallet!"
"Welcome to the elimination area! If your team lose the challenge this is where they will come, to vote somebody off. That person will be hit with-"
"MY!"
"Huge mallet, and sent flying. Off the island. But they might be allowed back, if there's a rejoin or something..."
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"That mallet-thing is so cool! I can just imagine Sonic being hit off the edge of it! Ooohh!" cackled Scourge.
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"Alright, you guys can unpack your things, explore, sleep chat... I'll see you tomorrow outside the food hall at 10 am after you've eaten, kay?" everyone ran off to do their thing. "I'll see you guys in the next episode of Total Sonic Island!" said Chip grinning at the camera.
