...It all began with...something!...uhh...the sands of time-no...ummm...a mushroom-no...ummm...yes a kid named Sora! Or something!
Sora-Hey Riku!
Riku-Hey Sora.
Sora-You know how the author dumped us off like five months ago.
Riku-Yeah.
Sora-Hes giving us a story line!
Riku-...
Kari-Is that
good?
Riku-No...He WILL mess it up with crappy jokes about me you
and Sora.
Sora-Yay!
Kari-Not yay.
Riku-Hey...look a ship!
Kari-Yeah! Headed for destiny islands!
Sora-We are on destiny islands.
Kari-Doh'!
Riku-What'd I tell you?
First mate-AHOY!
Riku-Shut up.
Pirate Captain
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Riku-He
was laughing like a full minute there.
Sora-I can beat that! HARHARHARHARHAHARHSARHAHRHAHR-
Kari-Sora...ZIP IT!
Min-Arrggghhhh...shiver me captain -hat thingie!
Sora-I think you got that wrong. Its shiver me timber-
Min-ARRRRRRGGGGHHH! Ye be on a murderous wanted sign!
Sora-Where?
Min-Right over there!
Min pointed to a sign that said: Sora. Wanted for attemping to blow up the universe.
Sora-I NEVER-
Min-YE BE COMING WITH US YE YODDLEBELLYED LOG LUBBERS!
Sora-This is bad.
Min took Sora and threw him on the ship.
Sora-Guys?
Riku-Ja?
Sora-When I die dont come to my funeral.
Kari-Ok.
So the ship set sail and Kari and Riku were alone.
Riku-FINNALY THAT IDIOTS
GONE!
Kari-We have to save him...
Riku-Comon! 5
minutes?
Kari-Ok.
So they cheered and cheered not knowing what was going on in mins ship...which illl show right now.
Min-Sora!
Sora-Yo.
Min-Ye be mezzing wid the pirates?
Sora-I said I wanted a bucket of water to drink from!
Min-Oh Ok.
Min got up and went for a bucket.
Sora-Isnt that the bathroom bucket?
Min-Uhhh...err...no.
Sora-YES IT IS! VENGENCE!
Sora broke out of his chains and punched min.
Min-You wont like me when im angry.
Sora-Hulk spoof...original.
Min threw a chain at Sora which wrapped around his arm (see case of Prince Of Perisa: The Two Thrones to see it on the dark princes arm).
Sora-IVE SEEN THIS IN THE GAME BEFORE!
Min-Well then. You dont know what'll happen now.
Sora-Yes I do! Ill transform and crush you!
Min-Nope.
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5 minutes later at the plank thing pirates go "WALK THE PLANK". Yeah...
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Sora-Ummm...Do I get my
lawer?
Min-Playing smart with me eh?
?-Stop!
Min-ARGGHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHH-chokechokechoke!
Sora-:D
?-Sora! Its me!
Donald!
Sora-Crap.
Donald flew through the air in the gummi ship only for it to run out of gas and fall into a circle of great white sharks.
Donald-Well darn.
Min-Darn yeself!
No back to Riku and Kari.
Riku-WE STOLE A SHIP! TAKE THAT GOVERMENT!
Things see a little tied up so ill make the sign.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Min-HARARHAHRHRAHRARHAHRHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHRAHHARHRAHRAHAR!
