Disclaimer: I do not own Lizzie McGuire, characters, and all that other stuff.

Author's Note: This is my first fanfic.  So review and flame..whatever you all wanna do.  I just hope you like it. (P.S-Thoughts in italics.)

(Lizzie, Gordo, and Miranda enters their school building on a brisk, late January morning. As they enter the topic of romance pops up.)

Miranda- I think being Ethan Craft's girlfriend would be the coolest thing in the world!

Lizzie- I totally agree with you, Miranda! I mean think about it, Ethan Craft!!!

Miranda- We gets to hang out with him before school, after school, between classes, share lockers, and share drinks at the Digital

Bean!! Oh!  I get lightheaded just thinking about it!!

Lizzie- (giggles)

(With all the commotion between the girls, they barely pay attention to Gordo, who was listening in to the conversation.  Until he interrupts their gigglefest.)

Gordo- Can I ask just one question.

Miranda & Lizzie- Sure, what's up?

Gordo- What could you possibly see in Ethan Craft?!  I mean the guy can't even complete a sentence without saying dude!  I mean, don't you want to hold an intelligent in which the guy can converse with you?!

Lizzie- That wasn't one question, Gordo.

Miranda- Lizzie, did the man say what did we see in Ethan Craft?!

Gordo- Yes, I did.  Would you like to answer to that Miranda?

Miranda- Sure! One, he's Hot!  Two, he's cute. Three, he's gorgeous!  Four, great body!!

Lizzie- Oh!! Don't forget about great hair!

Gordo- Can you guys actually give me a reason of why you like him that doesn't deal with looks?

Miranda and Lizzie ponders and thinks.  Neither can come up with a reason.

Gordo- Thought so! (walks away to their lockers)

Lizzie- OOOO!! I hate it when he's right!! Especially when it deals with Ethan Craft.

Miranda- Who cares?! He's Ethan Craft! (follows Gordo to their lockers)

Lizzie- (slowly follows)

(at their lockers)

Gordo- Look, I'm not trying to dissolve you guy's obsession about Ethan Craft.

Miranda & Lizzie- IT IS NOT AN OBSESSION!!

Gordo- Right… anyway. I'm sorry about that.  I just don't understand why everyone pick one person who is cute, and follow them around like little lost puppies.  Not that you guys do.  I just believe in something different.

Lizzie-  Just in what do you believe in, Gordo?

(bell rings)

Gordo- Saved by the bell.  (walks to their first period English)

Miranda- (turns to Lizzie) That is one weird boy.

Lizzie- Yea, but just what does he believe in??