Disclaimer: The original lyrics of 'Growing On Me' belong to The Darkness and I am not affiliated with them.
Note: This song parody is about a guy who finds out he has been led into a trap by The Company, and as a result now has an alien inside him. Originally this wasn't supposed to be about anyone in particular, but it does link quite well to Purvis from Alien Resurrection...
Growing In Me
I can't believe it's true
I thought everything was cool
Until someone said 'there's an alien inside you'
Now everywhere I go I swear
That you're squirming around in there
But everyone acts like they don't care – it's not fair!
I should have just minded my own business
When I poked that egg I didn't know there were consequences
I thought the least you'd do is eat my brain
But you impregnated me instead
And I've only got Weyland to blame
You're really growing in me
(Or am I growing on you)
You're really growing in me
(Or am I growing on you)
But no one can see!
Sleeping in an empty cell
My life has really gone to hell
And you won't have a life until I'm dead
That's what the doctor said
I wanna kill myself but they just say 'no'
You're breaking outta me but I don't want anyone to know
You've been attached to me, that's how you've grown
Won't you leave my, leave my, leave my ribs alone!
You're really growing in me
(Or am I growing on you)
You're really growing in me
(Or am I growing on you)
Now everyone can see!
You're really growing in me
(Or am I growing on you)
You're really growing in- AARRRGH!! -SPLAT-
