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Happy Birthday Jin!
Jin Kisaragi was currently relaxing in the comforting silence of his present mentor's home. After the hard morning of training Jubei allowed him to take the rest of the day off and ignored the young man's protests about not caring to have a break.
'I have the feeling he knows exactly what today is. It's that fact that annoys me the most.' With a sigh he turned his eyes to the calendar and stared at the date in annoyance. 'I guess I'll make the most of this.' The date was February 14, Valentine's Day, but also the birthday of the former major.
"I wonder what he meant about a special guest showing up today?" As if waiting on a cue, an unknown presence knocked on the front door a few times. Jin quickly grabbed Yukianesa and prepared to quickly cut down the visitor in an instant, but as if the visitor knew what was going to happen they spoke out in irritation.
"Jin, open the damn door and put the sword down!" A rough voice demanded. Green eyes widened in excitement upon recognizing the voice, and the door was slammed open revealing the Grim Reaper.
"Brother! My this is quite the surprise! Are you here to let me kill you and achieve the greatest moment in my life?" The younger brother questioned ecstatic with his visitor.
"Yes Jin, I'm going to stand here and let you cut me up." Ragna's said sarcastic, and sighed at his brother's happy expression as he prepared to bring out his sword. "You dumbass! Weirdly enough I do have a birthday present for you." Ragna held up the large black box being in his hands. "Hey, no touching! Close your eyes first, you freak!" Jin closed his and waited with great anticipation.
'Rriiiip!' 'Ziiiip.' Jin could barely hold himself still at the second sound and was tempted to open his eyes. 'Rustle.'
"You can open your eyes now." Green eyes opened, and almost instantly lowered with disappointment. What Ragna The Bloodedge held in his hands was a black gaming console with a ribbon on it. "The ribbon's from the rabbit because I sure as hell wouldn't bother with it."
"Brother...this a PS3 correct?" At the nod he received, Jin continued coldly. "Why the hell would I want something so useless to me! I would appreciate your bloodied carcass growing cold on this nice floor as the aftermath of a long, intense, and profanity-filled battle with you!" He said with the last sentence spoken in growing adoration of the thought.
"Jin it's not just a PS3." His brother's rose a brow as he bent down, and put a hand in the open box going under the white paper. "It's a PS3...with a brand-new early release copy of CHRONO PHANTASMA IN IT!" He shouted bringing out the game case, and Jin's gasped with shock before jumping up and down.
"OH MY GAWD, BROTHER! THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER!" And with that Jin was left to his own devices which included killing and beating his beloved brother in the numerous ways the game allowed, and Ragna-well he left with a single thought in mind.
'Have fun with that Jin, because it sure as hell won't happen in real life.'
The End
This idea came to me and a friend when we were making fun of Jin and his birthday coming up, along with Chrono Phantasma impatience. I figured why not do a small parody for his birthday, plus I'm in a slump and thought this would help. Happy Birthday Jin and all that other junk you psycho :)!
