Me: okay...My other story is really weird and is in jeporady of being deleted...
Tobi: So Tobi jr does not own Akatsuki or Naruto!
Deidara: Tobi! Did you memorize your script?
Me: Deidara! nouz! This is reality and is not scripted!!!!!
Tobi: sure...suuuuuure Tobi jr just like all the other "reality shows"
Deidara: YEA! since this is a story about oppositness Tobi won't annoy me
anymore! un!
Me: okay...*sigh* on with the show!!!!!! oh yeah...kohai is the opposite of
sempai just in case ya didn't kno!
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"KOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!",Deidara ran as fast as he could through the hallways of the Akatsuki base looking for his ! Deidara ran right into Hidan!
"Owie! Are you alright Deidara~chan?",Hidan looked Deidara over for any injuries
"It's okaziez! Deidara is fine cause Deidara is a good boy! :D"
"That he is!", Hidan then happily skipped away! (oh wow 0.o that's really hard to
imagine...)
"Deidara must resume his mission! KOHAI!!!!!!!",He shouted loud enough to be heard all over the base. Just then Itachi decided to check on the blonde
"Hi DeiDei~chan!",Itachi,yes Itachi then put a HUGE grin on his face as he greeted
Deidara,"Do you need any help?"
"Have you seen where Kohai is?"
"oooooh! I think he's in his roo-"
"Bye Everyone! I'll be back in an hour! just gotta bring all this money to the charity
down the street! :D",Kakazu yelled.
"EVERYONE BE QUIET!!!!!!!!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!! WHY DO YOU ALL
HAVE TO BE SO #$%$# NOISY IN THE MORNING????!!!!!!!!!!!"
"looks like Kohai's awake.",Deidara sighed,"I'm gonna bring him some panacakes!Cause Dediara's a good boy!",He then ran past Itachi to go make some panacakes."Hmmm...let's see...I wonder what happened to the recipe for panacakes..." Deidara mumbled.
"Dei~chan!!!!! Pain ate the recipies and all the flour again!!!!!!...apparently he thought
that if he added those girl scouts with flour and the recipes for all the good food
that it would get rid of the cookie taste in them..." Kisame stated.
"...I guess I'll just have to make up a recipiemyself then...",Deidara then started to look in the kitchen for ingredients," ooh! how bout some Ketchup chips! those are Kohai's favorite! and some of these raisens Zetsu left on the floor! (suspicious aren't they? lol!)
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"Hey Kohai!" Deidara merrily greeted Tobi
"What do you want now Deidara? I'm busy!",In fact Tobi wasn't all that busy he was just staring into space with who knows what going through his head...
"But I brought you some delicious panacakes!",He then held out the "panacakes"for Tobi to see.
"Are you trying to poison me?!",Tobi yelled,"OU-"
"Attention everyone! There will be an emergency meeting in the living room...well right now! So come over there or something! And can someone bring me something to eat? I'm starving! that's all!"
"Deidara! Give those to Pain-kun,he'll eat anything",Tobi ordered while getting up to go to the meeting.
"B-but...*sob* they were f-for you...k-k-kohai *sniff* ",Deidara then started heading to the living room...skipping...while singing,"We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz!"
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"Okayz! So everyone's here but Kakazu...oh well! :D We'll have the meeting without him...he'd probably just...nevermind!" Pain announced,"So anyways the writer of this story is too lazy to think of anything original sooooooo it's gonna be a cliche!!!!
yayz!"
"But Pain~chan! Kisame's allergic to cliches!",Itachi remarked.
"Does it look like i care? even in this opposite dime-"
"WAFFLES!!!!!!!!", Deidara shreiked while throwing the "panacakes" at Pain.
"What was that for?!"
"Well Deidara was being a good boy! Cause you said you were hungry!"
"yeah! hungry for something edibl-"
"FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",Konan yelled at the top of her lungs. Itachi picked up a loaf of bread,being a ninjas of course food fights can kill. 0.o
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Me: okay...that was odd...
Tobi: *sniff* why is Tobi a b-bad boy?
Me: it's okay Tobi! *pats on back*
Deidara:WHADAYA MEAN IT'S OKAY UN?????!!!!!!! I'M NOT SOME
ANNOYING LITTLE CRYBABY LIKE TOBI!!!!!!
Me: ...
Tobi: *WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *CRY* *sniff*
Me: ...sooo plz reveiw! :D
ps:the next chapter will be about the deadly ninja food fight! :D
