LUCKY CHANNEL!!
Akira: (adorable voice) OHA-LUCKY!! Welcome back to the LUCKY CHANNEL!! I'm Akira Kagami and I'm here to say HI EVERYONE!! (waving happily)
Minoru: Uh, And I'm Minoru Shiraishi...
Akira: SAY HI TO THE VIEWERS, MINORU!! w
Minoru: uh, hi... viewers...
Akira: Aww, Minoru, don't be so shy!! (to the viewers) AAAAANY way, Let's talk about a shoujo anime most of you must REALLY love, like I DO!! (raises hand)
Minoru: (thinking: It's like she doesn't even have her mean side...)
Akira: Something wrong?
Minoru: UH, no, it's just that-- o.o'
Akira: OKAY!! (thumbs up) as long as no one's sad, right? Like I said, There's an anime some of you must really love!! It's called Fruits Basket!! And I feel like I'm just like Tohru!!
Minoru: Really? Because Tohru's such a sweet... nice... beautiful--
Akira: (normal voice) And you're saying I'm not?
Minoru: HUH?! NO!! I MEAN--
Akira: What's that Tohru got that no one else does anyway? Long hair? Like I said in episode four, short hair looks good too. Especially in PIGTAILS. (glares at Minoru) But I do like that Kyo guy. He's a total badass guy; he's really my type, you know.
Minoru: I guess...
Akira: But everyone else other than him, Yuki and Black Haru are total wimps. But Yuki's too nice. All those guys need to tell people when they're pissed, and what annoys them. (looks up) like for example... (grabs Minoru's collar) WHAT I SAY IN MY LINES IS FOR ME TO CHOOSE!! NOT YOURS, THIS IS ONLY YOUR 1ST YEAR IN SHOW BUSINESS!! I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS THREE!!
Minoru: O.O...
Akira: AND ANOTHER-- (music plays) (throws Minoru on the floor) (cute tone) Aww, we have to end this so soon? (wipes eyes) Akira's sad!!
Minoru: can... someone call my therapist? And possibly a lawyer?
Akira: Huh?
Minoru: NOTHING!!
Akira: (waving) OKAY!! BYE-BYE!!
