Alright, you guys. BonnieBunBun and I have been working on a fanfic together. Here's the link. It's called Fazbabies. This interview is a spinoff of Fazbabies.

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This fanfic is very different from most ones, but it is also quite unique in it's own way. It will be written in script form instead of 1st, 2nd, or 3rd person. Noises and actions will be in between asterisks. Now, I know that this is a little weird, but it's still fanfiction, and I can still post it. This story will be about my character OC interviewing each of the baby animatronics to see what they think of each other. Yes, this is weird. Yes, this will be cleaner and less entertaining than my other stories. But yes, this is still fanfiction. I hope you keep that in mind, and be sure to check out me and BonnieBunBun's story, Fazbabies! Alright, don't hate me for this!

GoldieTheFazbear: "Hey everybody, and welcome to The Goldie Show! How's it going? Not so well? Who cares! We are here to interview each and every one of the baby animatronics in Fazbabies and see what they have to say about all the other ones!"

*Applause*

GoldieTheFazbear: "Anyway, let's start with interviewing one of the most important characters in the story- Freddy Fazbear himself!"

Freddy: "Hey GoldieTheFazbear! So, what did you bring me here for?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "I brought you here to interview you and see what you have to say about everyone else,"

Freddy: "Well, I know that I'm gonna say some mean stuff about other people..."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Oh, well, let's not make up our minds now, the interview hasn't even started yet!"

Freddy: "Too bad! Now it has!"

*Lively music starts and crowd cheers*

GoldieTheFazbear: "Alright, let's start out by asking you a simple question- What do you think of your brother Goldie?"

Freddy: "Well, he can be a meanie, and he's always making fun of people. But, well, he's my brother, and sometimes he can be funny."

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ooh, so a neutral opinion. Well, at least you guys don't have any sibling rivalry! Next question- What do you think about Bonnie?"

Freddy: "Bonnie? She's the sweetest, prettiest, girl I've ever met! I just want to hug and hug her and never let her go. Someday, I hope to take her to a beach, and get married-"

GoldieTheFazbear- *nauseated* : "Ok, that's enough! SO you really like this girl, huh? Ok, I get the point, it's gross! Anyway, on with the show! What about Chica?"

Freddy: "She's super nice, but she is a huge crybaby. You do not know how annoying she gets when she cries! Also, what did you say about love?"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Love is gross, but still, what about your nemesis, Foxy?"

Freddy: "I HATE that meanie! He thinks that he can kiss Bonnie and get away with it? All this time he's been trying to steal my girl, and he's hurt her more than he has helped her! He's a big jerkface! And no, love isn't gross, it's a great thing!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Alright, it's your problem that you like love. So, there's some real conflict between you and Foxy, huh?"

Freddy: "He thinks that he can get away with kissing Bonnie! She's MY GIRLFRIEND!"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Ok, calm the fuck down, you little rascal. How about the Toys?"

Freddy: "Well, some of them are really mean. Like Toy Bonnie. All she does is put on makeup and brag about how pretty she is while Bonnie is like a million times prettier! And she always calls people ugly even if they're prettier than her!"

GoldieTheFazbear: Well then, thanks for telling me. I'll be interviewing Toy Bonnie later in the day. I'll see what that mofo bitch has to say about me... Sorry, I really shouldn't swear too much on this show. Anyway, what's Toy Chica like?"

Freddy: "She's really girly, and she hates dirt. This time I tagged her after falling into some dirt, she screamed. But she's a teeny bit nicer than Toy Bonnie.

GoldieTheFazbear: "Interesting. How about you r Toy counterpart, Toy Freddy? Is he nice, or is he mean like the others?"

Freddy: "He's super-duper nice, but he's really stupid. He never gets what's going on."

GoldieTheFazbear: Well, time's almost up for this interview, but there's still one more animatronic. Mangle."

Freddy: "She's really quiet, and she never ever talks to anyone. She seems kinda nice, if you ask me,"

GoldieTheFazbear: "Thanks, Freddy! Well, that concludes this interview! I hope you had a good time on The Goldie Show! Are there any final words you'd like to say?"

Freddy: "Well, FOXY! BONNIE'S MY GIRL! YOU CAN NEVER EVER TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME! SO STOP IT, YOU BUTTFACE!"

Freddy smashes GoldieTheFazbear's $100 vintage coffee mug on the floor.

*Audience gasps*

GoldieTheFazbear: "Hey! That was my $100 mug, and you've just ruined it! Now how am I supposed to drink my coffee, lick it off of the floor? Get out! Now!"

Freddy: "But, But!-"

GoldieTheFazbear: "GET OUT OF HERE, YOU BASTARD!"

Goldie picks up Freddy and throws him offstage.

*Curtain closes*