50 Sent Goez 2 Hogwartds Yo
Onze upon a time, their was a skool named Hogwarts. 50 Cent was like, "Damn, I gotta check this shit out."
And den he like met da Harry Potter and he was all like, "Yo, homie, wanna rap with me?"
"Excuse me," Harry said indignantly, "but why would I want to do that?"
"Cuzz I is da shizzle."
"No, thank you," Harry mumbled, turning around to the Entrance Hall.
"Yo, man I gon go hook up wit Voldy-mort."
"Good for you," Harry muttered, hiding a laugh.
"Fuk y'all Harry Potter," said 50 Cent stupidly. "Yeah, y'all heard me."
"Go back to the South Bronx."
"Ha ha man, you just a damn loser."
A moment later, Harry had his wand (not that wand, all of you 50 Cent/Harry shippers) at 50 Cent. "I'm going to finish you once and for all," he roared. "AVADA KEDAVRA!"
However, he was not affected.
"Why didn't you just die," Harry sighed.
"It's love, homie. Love protrected me, y'all. All my brothers back on the South Side give me love, right here," he said, pounding his heart.
"Okay…screw this, I'll just go kill some other rapper…" Harry said, turning and strolling away.
For some reason, 50 Cent was ecstatic.
"Yo, this shit calls for a song."
"GO SHAWDY, ITS CHA BIRTDAY!"
"WE GON PAWTY LIKE ITS CHA BIRTDAY!"
"GO…GO…GO…GO…"
