Haha.. Just a little crack-fic...

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Matt walks into the room he shares with Mello, exhausted after brutally murdering almost everyone at Whammy's house at Super Smash Brothers Brawl, only to find it trashed with over 1000 rouge puzzle pieces, a very angry Mello in the middle of it all.

"Damn that Near!!!" Mello yells.

"What does a trashed room have to do with - Oh, right." Replied Matt.

"He thinks he's so special, just cause he can do a stupid dumbass puzzle!!"

"Ok Mello, I'll be sure to keep your little crush is a secret."

"Oh shut your trap Matt."

"Actually Mello... I think it's about time we had a very important talk...."

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Near was wandering the halls, wondering what the big racket was about.

"Its only Mello and Matt.." Near thought, recognizing the voices.

"Get out and stay out!!!" Mello yelled, blushing, and throwing the red-head out and locking the door.

"Ouch.. That smarts..." Matt said, wincing and rubbing his head.

"Are you alright?" Near asked, with an obviously emotionless voice.

"Yeah..." Matt said before flashing an almost evil grin. "Say... I think it's time we had a very important talk..."

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Yeah... Matt is probably gonna go all around Whammy's talkin about the birds and the bees. And getting brik'd. Yeah, I just thought about this randomly one day, and decided to torture Matty~ He's soo fun to tourture, no?