Candy Time
Ketti: This really short silly snippet is silly. And will probably have more added to it just because I can. Especially to act out the abridged series with gummibears.
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Seras looked about guiltily as she stole down the hallway, a plastic bag gripped carefully in her gloved hand, ready to conceal it should any eye pass over her furtive movements. So far so good, she just had to make it down the lower levels without encountering her Master and she'd be in the clear. Vibrant blue eyes glowed with a childish delight as she laughed silently at herself, skipping down the steps on near-silent feet and keeping an eye out for any out of place shadows. Unfortunately she did not think to look to her own shadow for the pair of crimson eyes stalking her every step, looking curious and amused at the antics of the fledgling.
If it wouldn't draw his attention immediately, the blonde would likely have been humming the Mission Impossible theme song as she slunk down the hallways after peeking around the corners, making it to her room in "record time" as she told herself, and shutting the door quietly behind her. She locked it for good measure, because everyone knew that this delicate procedure required silence and concentration.
Taking advantage of the untouched plate and bowl on her table, she set the bowl aside and poured a handful of brightly colored shapes onto the plate. Humming almost silently to herself, the Draculina sorted through the oddities and scooped others to the side with the bag in the bowl until she had a small pile that suspiciously resembled a rainbow. Chuckling, her whole demeanor changed in a blink as she picked up a sky blue one, bringing it close to her face to reveal it as a gummibear. Her lips parted in a manic grin resembling her Master a little too closely as she inspected the innocent sugary snack for flaws, finding none, she placed it next to a red bear, and affected a trembling voice, "But why, tell me, why fight to save these pathetic humans?" The red bear scooted up behind the blue one, somehow appearing menacing, "Don't take another step, the girl's the last survivor. Don't you want to save her? Be reasonable, I'm not asking for much. Just a bit of help, you could look the other way."
"Are you a virgin, my dear?" She crooned in the deepest voice she could manage, finding it hard to not laugh and ruin the moment.
"What are you doing?" The red gummi squawked as she scooted them back on the plate, closer to the bowl.
"I'm asking if you're a virgin." She rumbled again, and bared her teeth in a smirk.
"You bastard!" The red bear snarled as the blue one shook from side to side with gentle nudges of Seras' pinky.
"Answer me!" She growled as she picked up a fork menacingly.
"Y-yes! I am!" She cried in a falsetto of her own voice before stabbing the two bears, impaling them on the same tine and letting the red one slide free, slicing it open with the butter knife. Well, those gummibears were dead now. The fork was discarded, the poor blue one still impaled upon it as she swept the dissected red one off to the side.
She scanned the plate for her next victim curiously, her eye catching on the green one as a sadistic smirk all her own curled her lips. Oh this would be fun.
"Where is your god now, Andeerson?" She jeered as she slid her gloves off and admired her nails, longer and sharper than human's petty attempts at claws, her blue irises flecked with red. Bringing her index finger down, she began to cut achingly slowly through the jellified sugar until the left arm was severed. The Paladin was annoyingly silent, so she cut off his right leg next and growled, the bastard was tight lipped for once instead of spewing his religious doctrine down her throat. She ripped the other limbs off and threw the pieces carelessly to the side before reaching for a new green bear. After all, Angel Dust was a Regenerator, she could torture him for hours.
"What's the matter, Judas Priest, cat got your tongue?" She cooed mockingly as she cut the face off of the next bear and just tore it to itty bitty sugary shreds. Five more bears followed, each in distinct death throes until she grew bored, and with a badly done accent, screeched, "To hell with all you dirty heathens!" Before tossing the relatively still intact bear off the table. She'd have to pick it up later, but that was later, and this was now.
Next she gathered up the light blue bear, took the impaled bear, a new red one, and a purple one, putting the two blues and the purple on one side of the knife, pretending to use it as Sir's desk as she situated the Walter-Bear and the Seras-Bear near what would be the window in Integra's office. "How many times must I reprimand you for your manners, Servant?" She asked in a fairly good imitation of Integra's voice as she wiggled the Teggie-Bear with her pinky, and made the red Alucard-Bear laugh before she tossed a chunk of the Anderson-Bear at him as though the woman had shot him as she was want to when the red clad vampire got out of line. She quickly dissolved into a giggle fit at the mental image that ensued.
"What," a flat voice queried and she jumped, nearly falling out of her chair, "are you doing, Police Girl?"
"Master!" She squeaked, looking up at him with wide eyes, "N-nothing…" She mumbled, looking away again just as quickly as she shifted guiltily in her seat.
"I'd accuse you of playing with your food," he rumbled, sounding amused as he loomed over her, "except you know you can't eat them, right Police Girl?"
"Yes sir, of course, sir." Her cheeks heated with a flush as she caught his scrutiny upon the pile of shredded green gummi bodies. How long had he been watching her?
"Long enough." He mocked, answering her thoughts as he picked up the bear that represented himself. He clucked his tongue in disapproval, "Really now, fledgling. Gummibears?"
She had this sudden mental image of him in his room, using little plastic army men instead, and had to bite her lip to smother the thought before he caught it. He shot her a knowing look and she beamed innocently at the male, fluttering her lashes, "So, Master, is there a mission tonight?"
