Day 1: Probation
Author's note: Yeah. Another new story. I can't help myself! Enjoy.
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It had been an exhausting day yesterday. Sasuke had come back to Kohona after successfully defeating his older brother and DIDN'T feel like being the avenger for once and actually went with his brothers wishes that he become the 'hero' of the village. (Insert cough).
Sakura spend most of yesterday tending to his extensive wounds and was now snoring in a spare hospital bed. She was dreaming of what their first encounter would be like since he was out like a light while she was healing him. Meanwhile, Sasuke was in a meeting with Tsunade and Kakashi.
Tsunade peered at Sasuke over her desk with a calm look on her face.
"So. I hope you're not expecting a full pardon. 'cause you're not-"
"I know. No A or B-ranked missions." Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Hmph. Well, that's not all."
Sasuke raised his eyebrow. "What is it?"
Tsunade smirked.
"You can't have sex for a month."
"…….??!"
Kakashi looked horrified. "Sasuke…you have to be very brave" he murmured, and bowed his head for a moment of silence.
Sasuke made a strangled noise at the back of his throat. "Excuse me??" he spluttered.
"You heard me," she replied a little too cheerfully. "No. Sex. And don't," she warned "try to SATISFY yourself either."
"This is really awkward."
"Only for you honey." She winked.
"Oh god, can I leave now?" Sasuke muttered. "Yep. But remember, no sex!" Sasuke stomped off, blushing madly. "You might as well castrate him." Kakashi said dramatically and Tsunade smiled a very serene smile.
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Author's note: Bahahaha! I know, it was short. As soon as I get 15 reviews I promise to update! XD
