Disclaimer: I don't own The Vampire Diaries or any of its characters. All rights go to L. J. Smith and the producers as well as the cast of the series.

A/N: Well, hi first of all ;) I have been searching up Facebook fics for a while now and at some point I decided to write my own. If you like them, I would recommend 's Fun On Facebook fanfic, because it is truly EPIC and it inspired me to write this. By the way, I won't be updating that fast as I have too many other stories to finish, but I will try my best! Enjoy reading and please leave a review!


Elijah Mikaelson has joined Facebook

Damon Salvatore and Caroline Forbes like this

Damon Salvatore: couldn't we kick ur brother's ass first?

Elijah Mikaelson: I just did

Klaus Mikaelson: r u kidding me? I had u pinned against that coffin!

Elijah Mikaelson: u should have seen ur face ;)

Klaus Mikaelson: where is the dislike button when u need it most?

Damon Salvatore: I know the feeling, believe me

Klaus Mikaelson likes this


Alaric Saltzman is hung-over

Meredith Fell likes this

Alaric Saltzman: I regret getting u drunk at 2am

Meredith Fell: best night of my life :D

Alaric Saltzman: don't remember a thing :/ headache...

Elena Gilbert: I won't comment on that one

Damon Salvatore: u just did XD

Elena Gilbert: Damon r u Facebook stalking me?

Alaric Saltzman: ha! Now ur screwed XD

Damon Salvatore: I thought u had a headache Ric?

Alaric Saltzman: -.- at least I don't Facebook stalk people

Elena Gilbert: drop it


Elena Gilbert oh no the stake that was used 2 kill the medical examiner is from Ric's stash :/

Klaus Mikaelson: Gutted!

Elena Gilbert: Klaus?

Klaus Mikaelson: no, it's Harry Potter

Elena Gilbert: not funny

Klaus Mikaelson: very funny

Tyler Lockwood likes this

Caroline Forbes: Klaus I hate u 4 siring Tyler -.-

Klaus Mikaelson: Oh come on love!

Caroline Forbes: I wonder what ur reaction would be if u were in my position

Klaus Mikaelson: ...

Damon Salvatore: I bet u killed the examiner and used one of the stakes that belonged to Alaric

Klaus Mikaelson: Maybe ;)


Damon Salvatore is developing a plan 2 kill Klaus with his fav Original

Elijah Mikaelson: and posting it on Facebook was the best move to make him realise that we r doing so -_-

Damon Salvatore: well, he doesn't know the actual plan does he?

Klaus Mikaelson: reminder 2 myself; don't trust Elijah. Thanks for that one, Salvatore.

Elijah Mikaelson: don't trust Elijah? U have our family stored in coffins if u haven't noticed yet. Also, I was in one myself a while ago so please don't talk about trust Niklaus.

Klaus Mikaelson: annoying brother

Damon Salvatore likes this

Elijah Mikaelson: what a clever way to get on my good side, Niklaus -_-

Klaus Mikaelson: I'm brilliant aren't I? XD


Bonnie Bennett is hoping to find out what is in that coffin soon. I just hope mum doesn't screw it up -.-

Stefan Salvatore likes this.

Abby Bennett: hey!

Stefan Salvatore: what?

Bonnie Bennett: mum u have Facebook? *_* I am SO deleting Jeremy's posts.

Abby Bennett: Stefan stop pushing me, I am trying to type. Bonnie yes I have Facebook.

Stefan Salvatore: Abby a turtle with four broken legs is faster than u... I'm leaving u guys here, if u don't manage 2 unlock the coffin ur dead

Bonnie Bennett: why aren't u coming inside the cave with the coffin?

Stefan Salvatore: no vampires are allowed in there.

Abby Bennett: how can the coffin be in there if vampires aren't allowed in?

Stefan Salvatore: obviously the coffin wasn't brought in by vampires. Damon compelled a few Lockwood gardeners to bring it in

Abby Bennett: don't like the prospect of staying here with my daughter :/

Stefan Salvatore: you'll be safe Klaus can't get in there

Abby Bennett: it's not that; I am reading through that Jeremy weirdo's posts...

Bonnie Bennett: MUM!

Abby Bennett: umm, let's get 2 work!

Abby Bennett has logged off

Bonnie Bennett: fine...

Bonnie Bennett has logged off.


Elena Gilbert I finally cornered Stefan to talk!

Klaus Mikaelson: women these days...

Stefan Salvatore: I don't want to talk! There's nothing 2 talk about anyway

Elena Gilbert: I know ur in a rush bc The Muppet Show is on in a few minutes, but I will make it quick. Did u kill the medical examiner?

Stefan Salvatore: why r u asking?

Elena Gilbert: I need 2 know

Stefan Salvatore: did u ask Damon if he has sliced anyone's throat out lately?

Klaus Mikaleson: that is so my quote -.-

Damon Salvatore: that's not fair baby bro!

Stefan Salvatore: bye!

Stefan Salvatore has logged off

Damon Salvatore: oh btw Klaus I know, he steals my quotes too.

Klaus Mikaelson likes this


Caroline Forbes bumped into the doctor who was helping out daddy

Meredith Fell: ur dad sucks

Caroline Forbes: hey!

Meredith Fell: u would say the same if u just saved the life of sb and they threatened 2 take away ur medical license...

Caroline Forbes: he isn't very fond of vampires. Or of their blood

Meredith Fell: he made that clear...

Caroline Forbes: does he still have to stay in the hospital 4 long or can he come home?

Meredith Fell: I signed his discharge papers last night so yeah.

Caroline Forbes: he didn't call. I'm worried about him.

Meredith Fell: it must suck, being the one thing he can't stand and not being able 2 change it. I know ur a vampire btw

Caroline Forbes: this doctor is weird...


Caroline Forbes daddy was stabbed

Klaus Mikaelson, Meredith Fell and 3 other friends like this.

Caroline Forbes: WTF?

Elena Gilbert: he still has vampire blood in him so it's ok!

Caroline Forbes: E, sometimes u r so blonde...

Klaus Mikaelson likes this

Klaus Mikaelson: Caroline is right

Damon Salvatore: can u feel the loooove tonight?

Caroline Forbes: Damon, u r such a two year old.

Damon Mikaelson: nah

Elena Gilbert: but Caroline the fact that he has vampire blood in his veins means that he will live as a vampire! So it's ok then :D

Caroline Forbes: what is the 1 thing my dad hates? -_-

Elena Gilbert: oh...

Klaus Mikaelson: is it broccoli?

Damon Salvatore, Tyler Lockwood and 20 other friends like this.

Elijah Mikaelson: am I the only sane person around here?

Bill Forbes: nope, I'm here too ;) 3

Elijah Mikaelson: I'm leaving this is creepy.

Klaus Mikaelson: why? You'd make a good couple XD


Bonnie Bennett my mom is not helping me out a lot down here!

Abby Bennett: I'm trying my best, honey!

Bonnie Bennett: u only kept 1 grimoire? R u kidding me?

Abby Bennett: it was the only 1 I needed!

Bonnie Bennett: mom, stop staring at the walls :S

Damon Salvatore and Klaus Mikaelson like this

Abby Bennett: why? They r nice walls! What r the drawings on them anyway?

Elijah Mikaelson: our family history...

Abby Bennett: cool!

Klaus Mikaelson: well they ARE the reason Rebekah hates me. Elena if I didn't need ur blood you'd be dead by now.

Elena Gilbert: do u think I enjoy being ur blood bag?

Klaus Mikaelson: we all know u love being my blood bag, but that's not my point

Elena Gilbert: ...

Bonnie Bennett: u ripped out a page from ur book! Didn't they teach u not 2 do that in pre-school?

Abby Bennett: look at these weird symbols! That is a binding spell.

Bonnie Bennett: that's great but we need to find a spell that unlocks the coffin

Abby Bennett: but the coffin has a binding spell put in it!

Bonnie Bennett: so we need to cast the exact opposite spell to unlock the coffin?

Abby Bennett: yup

Klaus Mikaelson: *gulp*


So, this was the first chapter *sighs* I hope u enjoyed it! Please leave me a review, you'd be surprised how much they help with the writing!

By the way, if this is successful, I will post the next episode also and so on ;) Thank you!