Disclaimer: I don't own The Vampire Diaries or any of its characters. All rights go to L. J. Smith and the producers as well as the cast of the series.
A/N: Well, hi first of all ;) I have been searching up Facebook fics for a while now and at some point I decided to write my own. If you like them, I would recommend 's Fun On Facebook fanfic, because it is truly EPIC and it inspired me to write this. By the way, I won't be updating that fast as I have too many other stories to finish, but I will try my best! Enjoy reading and please leave a review!
Elijah Mikaelson has joined Facebook
Damon Salvatore and Caroline Forbes like this
Damon Salvatore: couldn't we kick ur brother's ass first?
Elijah Mikaelson: I just did
Klaus Mikaelson: r u kidding me? I had u pinned against that coffin!
Elijah Mikaelson: u should have seen ur face ;)
Klaus Mikaelson: where is the dislike button when u need it most?
Damon Salvatore: I know the feeling, believe me
Klaus Mikaelson likes this
Alaric Saltzman is hung-over
Meredith Fell likes this
Alaric Saltzman: I regret getting u drunk at 2am
Meredith Fell: best night of my life :D
Alaric Saltzman: don't remember a thing :/ headache...
Elena Gilbert: I won't comment on that one
Damon Salvatore: u just did XD
Elena Gilbert: Damon r u Facebook stalking me?
Alaric Saltzman: ha! Now ur screwed XD
Damon Salvatore: I thought u had a headache Ric?
Alaric Saltzman: -.- at least I don't Facebook stalk people
Elena Gilbert: drop it
Elena Gilbert oh no the stake that was used 2 kill the medical examiner is from Ric's stash :/
Klaus Mikaelson: Gutted!
Elena Gilbert: Klaus?
Klaus Mikaelson: no, it's Harry Potter
Elena Gilbert: not funny
Klaus Mikaelson: very funny
Tyler Lockwood likes this
Caroline Forbes: Klaus I hate u 4 siring Tyler -.-
Klaus Mikaelson: Oh come on love!
Caroline Forbes: I wonder what ur reaction would be if u were in my position
Klaus Mikaelson: ...
Damon Salvatore: I bet u killed the examiner and used one of the stakes that belonged to Alaric
Klaus Mikaelson: Maybe ;)
Damon Salvatore is developing a plan 2 kill Klaus with his fav Original
Elijah Mikaelson: and posting it on Facebook was the best move to make him realise that we r doing so -_-
Damon Salvatore: well, he doesn't know the actual plan does he?
Klaus Mikaelson: reminder 2 myself; don't trust Elijah. Thanks for that one, Salvatore.
Elijah Mikaelson: don't trust Elijah? U have our family stored in coffins if u haven't noticed yet. Also, I was in one myself a while ago so please don't talk about trust Niklaus.
Klaus Mikaelson: annoying brother
Damon Salvatore likes this
Elijah Mikaelson: what a clever way to get on my good side, Niklaus -_-
Klaus Mikaelson: I'm brilliant aren't I? XD
Bonnie Bennett is hoping to find out what is in that coffin soon. I just hope mum doesn't screw it up -.-
Stefan Salvatore likes this.
Abby Bennett: hey!
Stefan Salvatore: what?
Bonnie Bennett: mum u have Facebook? *_* I am SO deleting Jeremy's posts.
Abby Bennett: Stefan stop pushing me, I am trying to type. Bonnie yes I have Facebook.
Stefan Salvatore: Abby a turtle with four broken legs is faster than u... I'm leaving u guys here, if u don't manage 2 unlock the coffin ur dead
Bonnie Bennett: why aren't u coming inside the cave with the coffin?
Stefan Salvatore: no vampires are allowed in there.
Abby Bennett: how can the coffin be in there if vampires aren't allowed in?
Stefan Salvatore: obviously the coffin wasn't brought in by vampires. Damon compelled a few Lockwood gardeners to bring it in
Abby Bennett: don't like the prospect of staying here with my daughter :/
Stefan Salvatore: you'll be safe Klaus can't get in there
Abby Bennett: it's not that; I am reading through that Jeremy weirdo's posts...
Bonnie Bennett: MUM!
Abby Bennett: umm, let's get 2 work!
Abby Bennett has logged off
Bonnie Bennett: fine...
Bonnie Bennett has logged off.
Elena Gilbert I finally cornered Stefan to talk!
Klaus Mikaelson: women these days...
Stefan Salvatore: I don't want to talk! There's nothing 2 talk about anyway
Elena Gilbert: I know ur in a rush bc The Muppet Show is on in a few minutes, but I will make it quick. Did u kill the medical examiner?
Stefan Salvatore: why r u asking?
Elena Gilbert: I need 2 know
Stefan Salvatore: did u ask Damon if he has sliced anyone's throat out lately?
Klaus Mikaleson: that is so my quote -.-
Damon Salvatore: that's not fair baby bro!
Stefan Salvatore: bye!
Stefan Salvatore has logged off
Damon Salvatore: oh btw Klaus I know, he steals my quotes too.
Klaus Mikaelson likes this
Caroline Forbes bumped into the doctor who was helping out daddy
Meredith Fell: ur dad sucks
Caroline Forbes: hey!
Meredith Fell: u would say the same if u just saved the life of sb and they threatened 2 take away ur medical license...
Caroline Forbes: he isn't very fond of vampires. Or of their blood
Meredith Fell: he made that clear...
Caroline Forbes: does he still have to stay in the hospital 4 long or can he come home?
Meredith Fell: I signed his discharge papers last night so yeah.
Caroline Forbes: he didn't call. I'm worried about him.
Meredith Fell: it must suck, being the one thing he can't stand and not being able 2 change it. I know ur a vampire btw
Caroline Forbes: this doctor is weird...
Caroline Forbes daddy was stabbed
Klaus Mikaelson, Meredith Fell and 3 other friends like this.
Caroline Forbes: WTF?
Elena Gilbert: he still has vampire blood in him so it's ok!
Caroline Forbes: E, sometimes u r so blonde...
Klaus Mikaelson likes this
Klaus Mikaelson: Caroline is right
Damon Salvatore: can u feel the loooove tonight?
Caroline Forbes: Damon, u r such a two year old.
Damon Mikaelson: nah
Elena Gilbert: but Caroline the fact that he has vampire blood in his veins means that he will live as a vampire! So it's ok then :D
Caroline Forbes: what is the 1 thing my dad hates? -_-
Elena Gilbert: oh...
Klaus Mikaelson: is it broccoli?
Damon Salvatore, Tyler Lockwood and 20 other friends like this.
Elijah Mikaelson: am I the only sane person around here?
Bill Forbes: nope, I'm here too ;) 3
Elijah Mikaelson: I'm leaving this is creepy.
Klaus Mikaelson: why? You'd make a good couple XD
Bonnie Bennett my mom is not helping me out a lot down here!
Abby Bennett: I'm trying my best, honey!
Bonnie Bennett: u only kept 1 grimoire? R u kidding me?
Abby Bennett: it was the only 1 I needed!
Bonnie Bennett: mom, stop staring at the walls :S
Damon Salvatore and Klaus Mikaelson like this
Abby Bennett: why? They r nice walls! What r the drawings on them anyway?
Elijah Mikaelson: our family history...
Abby Bennett: cool!
Klaus Mikaelson: well they ARE the reason Rebekah hates me. Elena if I didn't need ur blood you'd be dead by now.
Elena Gilbert: do u think I enjoy being ur blood bag?
Klaus Mikaelson: we all know u love being my blood bag, but that's not my point
Elena Gilbert: ...
Bonnie Bennett: u ripped out a page from ur book! Didn't they teach u not 2 do that in pre-school?
Abby Bennett: look at these weird symbols! That is a binding spell.
Bonnie Bennett: that's great but we need to find a spell that unlocks the coffin
Abby Bennett: but the coffin has a binding spell put in it!
Bonnie Bennett: so we need to cast the exact opposite spell to unlock the coffin?
Abby Bennett: yup
Klaus Mikaelson: *gulp*
So, this was the first chapter *sighs* I hope u enjoyed it! Please leave me a review, you'd be surprised how much they help with the writing!
By the way, if this is successful, I will post the next episode also and so on ;) Thank you!
