The Ballad ofSalad
When I first arrived at the salad bar.
Quentin Tarantino threw me a jar.
Talking to him… It was a good time.
I wondered if it was a near Victimless Crime.
When my father entered, I feared for my life.
I am the equivilent to his spiked loosestrife knife.
I couldn't believe that it was time to go!
Just before I went there was a hammer throw.
Was it Joe?
Oh no!
Salad is good
Before I questioned, I was unstressed.
Where the buffalo rest.
When he relived the moment,
And then it was over, like a quick bestowment.
Where the child slept:
I ran in to intercept.
What is a salad?
I don't know, just listen to this salad ballad.
Before I answer prepare your questions to be valid.
$1,000.0000
$250.0000
$1,015.1093
$765.1093
$765.1093
$250.0000
$776.6695
$526.6695
$526.6695
$250.0000
$534.6271
$284.6271
$284.6271
$250.0000
$288.9276
$38.9276
$38.9276
$250.0000
$39.5158
-$210.4842
-$210.4842
$250.0000
-$213.6645
-$463.6645
That spreadsheet blanketed the sky, like the blood of a prisoner of the scholar.
I began to abjure.
This day reminded me of when I was a little baby in October.
He sobbed on my shoulder,
Like a soldier of solder running out with a motor.
This reminded me of the cold summer days.
I was awake. Ready to paraphrase.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
I learned prose in the academy of the continental shelf.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
I liked the movie starring Will Ferrel, Elf.
I forgot where I live.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
Before I continue I must assert oneself.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
Help, I am lost inside.
Take me away to the countryside.
There is no escape from this eternal torment.
Something like breaches of' trust with fraudulent intent.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
It was the first day of my life when I was born, but this was not reality.
This salad should be the champion of the spelling bee.
If I was not the real father, who was?
Santa Claus.
How can I feed the animals if there are none left?
Feel free to feel like a cleft.
Global warming causes depression.
It's almost like we're filled with a constant facial expression.
Salad is the primary ingredient of a good cake.
Sting the Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake.Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. .
I do not know how to ride a bike.
These rhymes are so tight it might be considered unsportsmanlike.
What makes cars go so fast?
Driving down the road with the new station's rebroadcast.
How do I feel on most days? I don't know.
My life is the constant equivalent to a sloppy joe.
What is paper made out of?
Catch this ball made out of a baseball glove.
Do I know algebra?
No, but I do know of this one city called Canada.
How do I cook spaghetti?
Petty Yetis seem sweaty to the ready rosetti confetti of Betty's good yeti jetty.
First, boil the water at 200 degrees Kelvin.
Next, insert the spaghetti to the salad, like Melvin.
I'm afraid of myself.
I wonder Who I Am, ourself.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
Flee before you trouble yourself.
Hello?
Hey.
How are you doing?
I'm doing good man.
How about you?
I'm well.
So, what's up?
Not much.
Wanna go to the movies later?
I hear that Captain Strong is in theatres.
Oh, I don't really want to see that one.
Okay.
Well, talk to you later.
See you, man.
Like a broken record, those guys have no attention span, creating no master plan.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to myself.
Captured me, needing to prove myself.
This is my mother's favorite story, I thought to the door.
Leave before you hit the floor.
