soarwas waking on dastiny ilsadn 1 day wen he saw rikku.
he run ovar nd glompde him. "HEEEEEEYIOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIIIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SENPAAAAIIIII UR SOOOO SUGOOOEEE" rkiu was shockd "hi sora ur kawaii luv u 2 lets hav hot butsex" "can u fuk me cuz u ned 2 be seme cuz u taler and i wana b uek" sora sed. "ok" riku replyed.
riku got a pappu frut frum da gruond (it aperd magicaly) ad took his colhtes of. sora did dat 2. "k were guna has sex" riku breakd da poau frut and rubed it al over soras body ad nipples, he aslo coverd their cockz in da lube dat da magical papuo frut had in ti (da frut waz magic).
riku bet soras boyd ovar ad liked his buthoel and he swa da entier univese inside it "oh rikku yeah HARDER" sora moned.
then kiari wakled over.
"SORA U BAKA WTF R U DOIN U SUPOSSED 2 HAV SEX WITH GIRLS, YAOI SUCKS ASS"
"stfu bitch" sad riku, he cud talk with his tung in soras ass cuz he just dat kewl
but den namien telepurted in and saw riuk and soora, she had orgasm and died frum nosebled. kari also deid from da smoke from were naimne telepotred im.
riku then used magic 2 grew his cock 100 metrs long and ramed it in soras ass.
"RIKU OH YEAAAAAAHHHHH HARDERRRRRRRRRR"
"awwwwwww yea"
den sori asnd riku had orgasm 2getha and came. riku liked da sea of cum up. der was so much cum dat it took rkui milon yers 2 lik it al up but he dident die cuz hes so awsome.
dat wwas my sugoi kawaii yaoi story hope u liek
"...What the hell did I just read?" Sora pondered, clicking the X button and closing the window on Riku's laptop, a look of pure alarming curiosity spread across his face with a heavy blush.
"Well, what do you think?" Riku replied to him, scratching his head through his thick silver hair, just as confused as Sora was by that story – scratch that, multitude of random letters.
"But, why would anyone write that atrocity?"
"Only a total yaoi fangirl would've written such a crackfic as that. After all, it was written by Serene Crimson Electrica. You know what she's like."
To conclude that monstrosity that I decided to write for your sick enjoyment, I was just so bored and so hyper that I just freaking HAD to. plzdontsueme :c
QUESTION: Should I write a proper SoraXRiku yaoi fanfiction?
~SCE
