Summary: What if Steven wasn't the first male gem to exist or the first to gem to have a little human bit of them? Unfortunately, Oliver had to be the first human male soul to be shoved into the mess that was Steven Universe, as a failed experiment of the Diamonds.

Starts way before Steven universe is even born. I finally decided to start watching the series and I like it so far.

I do not own Steven Universe.

"Let's all get rich, they said." Said, a male voice in the darkness. "The mine is completely stable, they said."

The voice transformed into a 25-year-old male, who had black hair and black eyes, everything about him was average except for one thing, there were dark circles underneath his eyes, from the lack of sleep.

"WHY DID I EVEN LET THEM DRAG ME INTO THIS!" He yelled.

This man was known as Oliver Brown, even his name was average.

He looked around at the darkness, he know he was dead because he could still move his limbs when he was sure he was crushed.

A week ago, he was in need of some cash when he heard about the job to mine precious diamonds.

He thought it was too good to be true but still want anyway against his better judgement and to his surprise of the few who want against their skepticism, a mine was actually there.

The dollar sign appeared in all of their eyes when they saw the shinning rocks that had real Dimond's in them.

However, the Dimond's weren't easy to get, they were fused or lodged into some rock, they had to use a pick axe to get to them.

By hand instead of using the huge drill.

How easy would it be to use the drill instead?

Blinded by greed, they weren't even thinking straight.

A small group of them including himself, used the drill to drill through the rock, intent on picking up any Dimond that was smashed out of it.

After all, even a little bit of broken Dimond was still worth money.

Unfortunately for him, the drill did it job too well.

The whole thing came crashing down, rocks and hard materials came flying everywhere and he was crushed to death by none other than a colorful Dimond, in his bid to escape.

Now he was here.

"Wherever this place is" He said, was he going to stay here for all eternity?

Unfortunately, company came too soon.

Suddenly there was a bright light that appeared in front of him.

"Woah" He said, surprising him, the light just hovered in the air.

"Where am I?" Said the light.

"Wait, you can talk?" He said, surprised.

Then another light appeared behind him.

"Where is this place?" The other light said.

Then Oliver watched as millions of lights suddenly came into being occupying the dark space, that was much bigger then he thought.

Each one of them was scared and had female voices.

"What's happening?"

"Where's our mother?"

"Who am I?"

"What am I?"

"Why do I feel weird?"

The lights were expanding and collapsing on themselves.

"Must fuse together"

Oliver head was threatening to be split open from the dozens of voices talking at once, he could feel a suddenly urge to fuse as well but thankfully, he didn't have to endure it anymore.

Because they all suddenly heard.

"Failure!"

The voice reached all of them like thunder, silencing them.

Failure?

Suddenly a door to the outside world opened up right in front of Oliver, and he was stunned.

It was the image of a clearly grumpy yellow skinned female with the strangest helmet he had ever seen.

"See I told you. No living thing can survive all of our DNA combined" Said, the female who clearly had a stick up her ass. "And then you just had to add all those diamonds inside it, making it even more unstable. I'm surprised it didn't explode the moment we planted it. It's so ugly."

Ugly?

"Wow. Who woke her up on the wrong side of the bed, this morning?" He said, for some reason she looked familiar.

Wait.

"YELLOW DIMOND!?" He yelled, yes, he watched Steven universe and was not afraid to admit it.

The person in front of him was in fact Yellow Dimond but she looked younger.

Then another Dimond showed up.

Blue Dimond, she also looked young.

"It's too harsh to kill it" Said, the Dimond who had yet to look like she hadn't slept in years "We did bring it into this world."

Then another Dimond showed up.

"Disgusting" Said White diamond and Oliver was freaking out at the suddenly reveal. "Just drop that thing somewhere, it's clearly a failure. I cannot have that thing in my ranks. Can it even think? Can it hear? Speak? Follow orders? It's repulsive."

"Just throw it on some random planet" Said, Yellow Dimond. "Maybe if it survives. It could kill everything and leave a planet ripe for a new wave of Kindergartens"

"HELLO!" He yelled, but it seemed none of them could hear him.

Then suddenly a pink bubble appeared around him.

In fact, a pink bubble appeared around all of them.

"What?" He said, trying to get out.

"Dropping it, now." Said the voice of a Yellow Perl with clear disgust in it.

Suddenly the world around him turned upside down and he started to fall.

He didn't know how long he had been falling for until the sensation stopped and the bubble popped.

He felt sick.

One by one, the bubbles around all the lights began to pop.

But the onslaught of voices that he dreaded did not come, instead he heard.

"We are a failure."

The sadness in the voice of millions, got to him.

"Hey" He said, "You/we aren't a failure."

He had pretty much figured out, he was stuck inside something.

Was he a gem?

That would be extremely cool.

It would defiantly beat his regular life.

The moment he said that he heard a deafening silence before the voice of millions replied back to him.

"Yes, we are. Our mothers didn't even want us. We can't go home. We can't even form. We are nothing."

"Hey, don't say that!" He said, "So what if a bunch of giant women who have emotional issues don't want us? Look at us. All of us. There are so many of us in here. Are you trying to tell me that out of the dozens of us in here, we can't find a way to survive? Human beings have survived and built amazing stuff for years."

There was a deadly silence before he heard.

"You are not like us. What are you?"

Oliver said. "Just your average male from Earth. I died and then found myself here"

"Earth?" the millions of voices were separated.

"What a male?"

"Male?"

"What is something like that in here?"

Oliver was irritated and said. "What do you mean 'something like that'? What's wrong with being male!?"

The millions of voices silenced.

"How about I call all Gems, freakish females!" He said, making several gasps. "But so, what? There are tons of advantages to being male! The two Sexes are equally as great."

Silence.

"Like what?" Said, the light beside him.

What was so great at being male?

"Ur" He said, trying to think, before saying. "For one thing, it's a scientist fact that on Earth, a male grows up to be stronger then the opposite gender at a certain point in life." Before he said, rubbing the back of his head "Well, most of the time anyway. There are always some exceptions like if your girlfriend is a female wrestler who held a World Title and your just some average bloke. She would kick your ass."

The voices began to discuss.

"And were not always angry all the time" He said, "We think mostly with our heads unless there is a hot female in front of us. And get this. some of us don't even like females. We don't want to mate with them even when they are naked in front of us!"

The discussion got louder.

It was clear to them that they were being educated on the opposite sex.

"We can even like what girls like as well!" He said, "I watch a show called 'The Powderpuff girls', a show aimed at girls. I like to clean myself up in the morning and spend an unholy amount of time in the mirror. I like to buy new hundred-dollar clothes and shoes. I like jewelry and chocolate!"

The discussion stopped.

"Where I came from, man and women are still expected and perceived to act a certain way but the line between the two genders are getting more and more blurred" He said, yep extremely blurred. "So yes, I'm man, but why can't there be a male gem? Has anybody ever asked why all the gem's that have been born, are female or referred to as female?"

A deafly silence took over all of them before the discussion was back.

"Yes, why aren't there any male gem's?"

"Why have all the gems up to now been referred to as female?"

"Actually, I heard we don't even have a sex but we are referred to as she"

"Really?"

"Can you all talk one by one? Your all given me a headache." He said.

The voices stopped, then a single voice said.

"Would you like to be our core mind?"

"Huh?" He said.

Another voice came out and said. "Not only are you the oldest one here, but somebody like you is essential for us. We need that kind of rationality to function. We need a calm mind. Can yo-"

"Sure" He said, making them all pause.

"What, already?" Said, the voice.

"The longer we do nothing, the more likely each of us will die, soon. So, let do this!" He said.

All the light's looked at each other before suddenly glowing brighter.

This time, Oliver did not fight it and fully embarrassed the light.

Outside, what could only be called as a hideous abomination ran rampant, the many multiple body parts left nobody spared, suddenly the limbs stopped moving and began to recede back into themselves.

The hideous being began to morph, changing shape and size, like bubble gum as the body finally began to come under control, if the Dimond's could see this scene, they would have been shocked.

The body hardened, becoming a giant Gem shard that glowed every Dimond's color.

A week later, that shard finally cracked open and out came a bright light.

Coming out of that light was a naked child, with really light blue skin, pink hair in the style of yellow Dimond and white eyes.

He was also very big, not just in height but also down below as well.

But more importantly in the middle of the boy's chest, was a multicolored Dimond.

The child looked at himself.

The experiment that the Dimond's deemed as a failure had become a huge success.

If they know, they would have kept him and raised him like a Prince.

However, they did not know.

So, there was nobody around to supervise this child.

There was nobody to fill his head with loyalty to the Dimond's or even provide him with the emotional connection he needed to care for Homeworld.

The child was free to think and do whatever he liked.

"I'M WHOLE!" Yelled the child, his voice seemed to shake the entire planet, he looked around the planet only to find that it was very green and had barely anything on it.

The child noticed, h was naked and cared.

"Clothes!" He said, clearly knowing that from Oliver's mind.

Then out of thin air, he was clad in a body suit that reached to his knees and wore wholly shoes.

"I want to be called, King!" He said, suddenly he heard his stomach growl.

Wait, was it supposed growl?

Wasn't he a Gem, so why did he feel hungry?

No matter!

He opened his mouth and all the plant life suddenly got a rude awakening, they were all suddenly uprooted from their comfy places and sucked into the young boy's mouth.

But he did not stop, even when there was nothing to eat but dirt.

"So hungry" He said, falling to his knees.

Then as if the planet itself listened to him, a small sapling grow before him, then it grow into a giant tree that bore fruit, hundreds of fruit, in a blink of an eye.

"Wait, was that me?" He said, shocked, he didn't realize the DNA in him was so incredible.

He quickly climbed the tree and took an apple from a branch.

Delicious!

He took more and didn't stop eating until he was full, cleaning out the whole giant tree before deciding to take a nap, the tree protected him from the sun.

When he woke up hours later, he was hungry again.

Why?

All the beings inside of him could not figure out, why he was so hungry.

Why did he even feel the need to sleep?

He just ate and slept.

Growing trees just for consumption and napping on them, day in and day out.

Then one day, they all made a startling discovery, on what was going on inside his body.

The reason why he was eating and sleeping had nothing to do with the little bit of human, inside of him.

It was much deeper than that.

He, a male had done something currently all Gems thought impossible.

He was pregnant.

And scene!