Yami: Grine, why is this M rated?

Warning, this Fanfic will contain Lime, Lemons, swearing and more in this and later chapters. Also make sure you don't die from the bad and rotten humor of the author.

Yami: Oh come now it can't be that bad? Right? ... Grine?

ps: GRINDoline does not own Yugioh nor makes profit from the fanfics she makes that are for the pure amusement of others. This is the only time it will be said for this entire fanfic. Thank you for understanding.


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What did you do over the weekend?

Fingers typed on the phone, the clicking of the buttons beneath his fingers made a pleasant sound.

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Nothing much. Went to Egyptian museum with grampa.

The message was brief and to the point. Of course it would be with his grandfather, since his father didn't do anything for him, apart from abusing him.

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Is it okay if I come over?

A smirk was lingering on his lips. He was bored out of his wits. If the answer was positive, he would be able to do something again.

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Do come. Quickly.

Hmmm... The answer seemed desperate... He left immediately. Dropping out of mid air, landing with a thumping sound on the roof, he could hear adults having a somewhat angry discussion.
The skylight window next to him opened a mere two seconds later. The arguing in the lower part of the house was worse than he had first thought. No wonder the boy asked him to come over.
"Yami?" The head of a boy with tricolor hair plopped out into the dark night.

"How did you get here so fast?" The boy climbed out and sat next to the taller look-alike.
"I was in the neighborhood," Yami answered.

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"So... Yugi... What are they arguing about?" Yami asked after a while.

"..." Yugi didn't meet his eyes, "Me... Probably about my school costs and... ..."
"Yes?" Yami encouraged him to continue.
"I told them I'm g-" He stopped when the taller slumped his arms around his shoulders.
"YOU," Yami emphasized, "Have done nothing wrong. You're only following your heart."
"They said they're gonna marry me out."

Yami took Yugi's arms and turned him so they faced each other.
"What."

"Th-they said they're gonna marry me out," Yugi repeated, his eyes everywhere but meeting Yami's. Yami shook his head as he huffed. Humans never changed.

"That's kind of… Old fashioned… Say you already have someone," He smiled, releasing his grip.

"What?! N-No, they'd never believe that, how can I lie about something like that?" Yugi blurted out.

"Why not?" Yami grinned as he laid his head down to look up at the stars.

"Love is a very serious thing!" The smaller scolded.

"I know that well enough Yugi. But what else could you-" Yami got cut of.

"Well if they ask me to meet my so proclaimed lover, and they find out I lied, I'll just be punished even more!" Yugi's tone was all full of seriousness and anxiousness. Yami took a glance at the younger and realized he was angsting. Sitting up again he took hold of Yugi's face with both his hands and planted a kiss on the other's lips greedily, before flopping down again.

"Yami-?!" Yugi blushed, nearly dying. He didn't fully comprehend what just happened.

"I always wanted to do that, so how about we go solve that problem with your parents?" The older smiled, his eyes closed as he sighed contently.

"… S…. S-Stop toying with me," Yugi muttered as he jerked away, whipping his lips with the back of his wrist. Yami gasped. Toying? He opened his eyes again.

"Yugi, I'm not 'toying' with you, I'm not fooling around if that's what you think," He explained, a little bit hurt by what the other said. Yugi turned around again and met his red orbs before jumping back.

"HOLY SHIT!" The small teen roared as if he'd seen a ghost, "Yami your eyes! Th-They're fucking glowing!"

The taller just blinked and smiled. Shaking his head with his eyes closed, he nearly couldn't contain his laugh, and when he opened them again, they were back to normal, non-glowing eyes.

Yugi just sat there, nearly stoned by fear, and he took a step back, but…

"Yugi!" Yami dove after the smaller who had slipped from the roof and was now hanging on to Yami's strong arm. Yugi was still panicking but as Yami pulled him back up, the taller comforting him, "I've got you, I've … got you…"

He pulled Yugi into an immediate hug and they stayed like that for a couple of minutes.

"I'm sorry," Yami apologized, "I didn't mean to scare you," He rubbed soothing circles on Yugi's back, and he could feel the other give in to the satisfying friction.

"Y-Yami…?"

"Yes?"

"W… A… Are you going to suck my blood now?"

Yami began laughing. Yugi thought he was a vampire? Oh, now that was hilarious.

"W-Why are you l-laughing? Y-You're scaring me… " Yugi admitted, looking away and raising his hands as he tried to push the taller away, but to no avail.

"I'm not going to suck anyone's blood," Yami chuckled in reply.

"O-Oh… So then… How do you manage?" Yugi dared to glance at him before looking away.

"Yugi, I'm not a vampire," He replied again.

"O-Oh- God's- You're a werewolf?"

This sent Yami into a fit of laughters again.

"Nope," He scooped up the smaller, earning a yelp, and entered Yugi's room through the skylight window.

"D-Demon?"

"Makes you think that because of the crimson eyes, no?" Yami grinned as he sat down on on Yugi's bed with said boy in his lap turned towards him, well I'm definitely not an angel either," He purred, pretending Yugi was hitting him as he held the other's wrists.

Yugi frowned. Downstairs it was quiet. Too quiet. Yugi stood up and went to stand in the middle of his room. Shock and great surprise hit him when his door suddenly flew open.

"Worthless piece of shit- you're grounded for the rest of your school days!" His father's voice stated. His hair was black, spiky, unclean, his face evil. He hadn't seen Yami because he was so focused on his son. He was about to slap Yugi for his 'impudence', when his hand hit the back of a leather-clothed youth.

"Yami!" Yugi yelped as he had been pushed away, protected by the older. Yugi's father blinked before taking a step back.

"Who's this?" He asked Yugi, noting the similarity between the stranger and his son. Yami turned around nervously before stating, "I'm Yugi's adorer."

Said boy was probably dying inside by now. Yami held out his hand politely, ignoring the fact he had been hit on his back, and introduced himself, "My name is Yami."

"Scram," Yugi's father pointed at the door, but Yami shook his head and crossed his arms, daringly meeting the blue eyes of the other.

"No thank you, I prefer to stay."

The man tried to take Yami by his neck but the older teen avoided the attempt, and stood protectively in front of Yugi.

"Let's run away," He whispered as the man glared at him.

"T-Together?" Yugi whispered back. Yami didn't turn towards him, but looked out of the corner of his eyes at the younger teen.

"I'd like that, but… " Yami scooped him up and jumped, yes, jumped, out of the window. They fell down the side of the house, and a black void appeared on the concrete beneath them, ready to swallow them whole.

"Yami!" Yugi sounded alarmed, and his grip around Yami's neck tightened. He met Yami's grin before they were sucked in.

Yami landed upon the dirt and gravel of the abandoned earth path in front of his home. Yugi looked a bit unwell after the whole 'trip through the shadow realm', but at least no one would find them here.

"Bugh…. Yami what happened?!" Yugi blinked, his eyes squinting as they hurt from the bright light.

"We're at my home," Yami smiled.

"Yami!' A booming voice called him as he set the dizzy Yugi on to his own feet. Yugi looked into the direction of the voice and saw another Yami walking towards them, followed by a few guards who were wearing only a waist tunic. The other Yami was tanner and was clothed in Egyptian clothes. Golden rings were around his arms, above his waist, and around his wrists, neck and ankles. He had a golden crown with the eye of Ra on it, huge, golden earrings and he also had a navy blue cape. Unlike Yami's though, his eyes were a dark amethyst and the border of his tricolor hair was a dark red on the underside, but going over into the same amethyst. And his middle, uprising bang was straight, unlike Yami's which resembled a lightning bolt.

"Hello brother," Yami greeted, smiling innocently. Ah, so, that explains it.

"Don't give me that, and don't you dare think you're on the same level as me. And put on some decent clothes you perverted narcissist," He replied, snapping, before taking a glance at Yugi.

Yami bend down to the ground and Yugi mimicked him, not knowing what was happening. A sigh escaped the tan young man.

"Rise," They did so. He turned to Yami and spoke, "Now go to your chambers and get ready for dinner…"

"Right," Yami nodded and took Yugi's hand, pulling the smaller with him towards what looked like an Egyptian palace!

They passed a load full of halls before Yami finally stopped in front of a big, white, golden embedded door. He took the golden door handle, and slowly opened it. Yugi gasped upon seeing the inside of it. It was dark, but… it almost looked like the room was made of glass and was floating in space. There were stars and swirls everywhere, they looked so realistic, but at the same time you could see they were just flat walls. There was a king sized bed with indigo curtains and there was a white bookcase next to it, on the right.

Yugi looked to the left and was met by, probably, the biggest wardrobe ever. Note: It was also white.

"Is this your room?" He turned to Yami, who nodded. "It's beautiful…" He had turned his gaze back to the room.

"Thanks," Yami shrugged, taking out two tunics, looking a lot like the one that tan Yami-look-alike was wearing. One was black, the other was white.

"You take the white one. I'm thinking about wearing a black cape with this one," he pouted as he held up the black one. It seemed he didn't want to wear it at all.

"Why do we need to wear these dresses?" Yugi tilted his head as he looked at the 'dress' he received. Yami smiled as he watched the other inspect the piece of clothing.

"Believe me when I tell you that you wouldn't want to get strange looks," He smirked.

"Oh… ok… so uh… Where are we exactly?" Yugi bit his lip.

"My home," Yami shrugged again, "the afterlife, heaven, paradise, hell, the demon realm, yadayadayada,"

"Wha…" Yugi paled, "Are you saying… I'm dead?"

Yami turned to him and tilted his head, "Not literally," He mused, getting out of his leather jacket. Yugi, swallowing, just nodded as he looked over to the king sized bed, "You mind?" he just asked, getting a shake from Yami. The smaller teen went to sit on the bed, laying the linen tunic on it, and removed his shoes, pants, blue jacket and tank top. He was about to pick up the linen, loose, garment when he felt Yami's eyes penetrating his back. Looking out of the corner of his eyes and only turning his head a little bit, Yugi caught the other staring at him. He looked like he was thinking, frozen as he held the dark clothing. Yugi quickly put on the tunic, brushing away the imaginated dust, and flattening the folds so it reached just above his knees.

"Y-Yami?" He then asked as he turned back to the taller.

"Yugi," He walked over and seemed to be looking at something invisible above said boy, "That's weird," He muttered.

"What's wr-EEEp!" Yugi took a step back, but fell down on the bed, yelping. The taller grinned again and waved it off, "Never mind, it's nothing."

Yami snapped his fingers and was instantly clothed into the black tunic, 2 broad, golden rings around his waist, ankles and neck, and the same earrings like his brother. Black leather belts with golden ankhs were fastened around each of his wrists. A black cape uncurling itself behind him. Yugi frowned as he had gotten up and commented, "Try a dark red one…"

Yami looked dumfounded before nodding. The cape reddened instantly, but Yami was looking over to Yugi, paying the cape no attention at all.

"I can't stop with thinking you'd look good with white silver…" He mused. Yugi sweat-dropped. Yami snapped his fingers and Yugi felt the white silver wares attaching themselves onto him. Unlike Yami, he only had one silver ring around his waist and silver wristbands. He had been supplied with silver earshell earrings instead of the ones Yami was wearing. The taller made a mirror appear so Yugi could see for himself.

"You know this is actually pretty cool," Yugi smiled as he inspected his white silver wristbands, "But why… uh, is there like some sort of event going on for the whole egyptian theme?"

"Hmmm," Yami said in a sarcastic curious tone, "You're in the afterlife and you're surrounded by Egyptian stuff…" He pulled his lips together and frowned.

"You're … No, you're kidding, right?" Yugi nervously laughed holding up a finger and pointing at the other. Yami opened his arms, , raising an eyebrow stating, "Does it look like I'm fooling around? I'm not even wearing an underpants as I'm forbidden to wear one under my 'royal clothing', as they call it."

Yugi's face changed into a perplexed composition as he looked at Yami.

"You're not wearing any underwear?" He repeated, his eyes trailing down Yami's slender body. The black tunic was the same size as Yugi's, but since he was smaller, the clothing came further down his legs than Yami's.

Yami himself looked down, dumfounded before looking back up to Yugi.

"Do I have to get rid of mine?" Yugi asked awkwardly. He didn't get an answer because the doors flew open, revealing Yami's brother.

"It's time for dinner," He stated. Yami nodded as his brother came over.

"Who's this?" He demanded.

"This is Yugi, he'll joins us for dinner," Yami explained, then turned to Yugi, "Yugi, this is my brother Atem."

Yugi bowed as he tried to make himself as small as possible, murmuring, "Honor to meet you."

Atem had his head tilted, blinked as he was giving Yugi a once over, before straightening his head and nodding slightly, "Pleased to make your acquaintance." He then walked a little closer and rubbed his fingers as if he was holding dust. He turned to Yami and did the same. Instantly, mascara was applied to his eyelashes, and it did nothing good to Yugi's internal nose bleeding.

"Don't forget it next time," Atem pouted to his brother. Yugi looked in the mirror again and he… damn he was cute! Wait what? Where did that thought come from?

While Yugi was thinking, Yami was teasing Atem. He was holding an arm firmly around the older's head and rubbed his knuckles on Atem's head.

"Be honest, you like him."

"Brother! This is a very inappropriate way to handle someone!" Atem growled.

"You should come out more, what are you doing in here all day locked away in the palace?" Yami continued.

"I'm keeping myself to my duties, unlike you. Are you so desperate to get yourself a descendant?" Atem retorted.

"Descendant?" Yugi questioned, "For what?"

Yami shook his head and answered, "It's nothing, never mind."

Atem just glared at Yami, his gaze softening when he met Yugi's eyes. He turned around immediately with the order, "Come now, or the others will be waiting for us."

Yami took Yugi by the arm and followed after his brother when he realized something.

"Yugi," He whispered, so he got the other's attention. Said boy had been admiring the architecture of the halls and turned his innocent gaze to the Egyptian god.

"I forgot to inform you, but we have to take our respective god forms after dinner, as we decide who to help," Yami tried to explain.

"How do you mean?" Yugi whispered back confused. Atem heard them whispering and smiled to himself.

"Every meal we get is made by the offerings we get from the people 'below us'," Yami expanded his explanation. Yugi stopped walking.

"Huh? What? But I thought people nowadays didn't do that anymore…" Yugi frowned, not realizing he had spoken aloud.

"You're right," A voice said. It was Atem's. "They don't, but we are in an alternate Ancient Egypt," He was walking backwards, his arms behind his head and his demeaning look all over the shortest.

"By the way," He snapped out of his daze again and turned to Yami as he stopped in front of a massive two-door gate, "Have you seen Wadjet around? I've been looking for her all day."

Yami pouted as he thought and shrugged, "I thought I saw her in the kitchen this morning, probably looking for something to eat…"

Atem rolled his eyes dramatically, probably indicating it was the usual routine. He turned around again and opened the doors to a big dining room. There were a lot of people in the room already, talking, almost obsessively, about who knows what. Atem waited to enter until the other two were standing next to him and he grabbed Yugi's arm. This alarmed Yami but he didn't act, as his brother hadn't actually done anything.

Atem leaned over and whispered something in Yugi's ear in a rather scornfully derisive way, "Don't talk to anyone and only answer when they ask you something. Stay close to Yami."

Yugi looked up and felt Yami spin an arm around his waist.

"They might mock us on it, but don't pay it any attention, ok?" A soft whisper reached his ear and he nodded.

Yami went over to a seat next to a stone chair with a high and decorated headrest. It nearly looked like a throne. Yami's also had a high back, but it wasn't as high as the one next to him. Apparently that one belonged to nobody other than Atem.

As Yami seated himself onto the stone throne, Yugi was looking around if he could sit in the one next to it, but it seemed to be taken by a tan brunet with cold, blue eyes. He looked a lot like…

"Sit on the arm supports," Yami said, making Yugi turn his head. It sounded more like an order than a mere suggestion, and his eyes looked dead out cold and were full of apathy. But Yugi saw that Yami wasn't looking AT him, but PAST him, glaring at the brunet and entering a silent staring contest.

"Seth," Yami's eyes squinted as he nodded slightly.

"Yami," The brunet mimicked. He was glaring at Yugi, and he wasn't the only one. He got a stare from someone who looked way much like a tan, but nice Bakura, who had a scar running over his right eye, a sympathetic look from someone who looked exactly like the museum keeper Ishizu, and next to her was a guy looking exactly like Ishizu's brother, Malik, throwing a grin and waving at him. The Ishizu woman whacked him on the back of his head.

Atem stood up and claimed order and attention from the others, which he got.

"Before we start with dinner, I think my brother has to say a few words," He finally stated when he got everyone's full attention.

Yami stood up too, pulling Yugi with him and spoke, "Everyone, this is Yugi, my significant other."

Yugi felt his face redden. What now? W-Why would Yami say that? No, why would someone as perfect as him say that about an imperfect and impure someone like Yugi? Why would a divine god take any interest in a human like him?

The glare of the brunet seemed to falter but they still held their coldness. The guy looking like Malik waved again and shouted, "Heey Yuugiiiii!"

Thus getting another whack on his head. The Bakura guy stood up and grinned, "Haha Yami! Have you finally decided in what way you want to get laid?"

Murmurs ran past the room like fire. At this, Yugi reddened even more, and Yami was about to lose it if Atem hadn't spoken first.

"Akefia, sit back down."

The greyette did so, a victorious smile plastered on his face. Yugi felt Yami's hand around his arm tighten and he placed the hand of his free arm on Yami's, caressing it as he tried to sooth Yami. He restrained a yelp when he was pulled back, into the others lap. Atem had also taken a seat again and finally people began to eat from the 'offerings', as Yugi remembered Yami calling it.

"So, how d'you think he ended up here, the shrimp I mean?" Yugi heard a voice, sounding like Malik's… He looked over to the guy and- aw, heck it!"

"They're Malik and Ishizu from the Egyptian museum, aren't they?" Yugi asked Yami who was nibbling a fried grasshopper.

"And ew…"

"Yes, they are, and you should try one, they're better than you'd think, and they're full of proteins," Yami put it in his mouth, making a crunching sound. Yugi shrugged and took one of the plate in front of him.

He had to admit they weren't THAT bad, but they sure made you thirsty. Yami had just finished drinking his share, and gave the cup to the smaller. Given the situation, that is him sitting in Yami's lap, Yugi didn't feel as embarrassed as he should've. Probably because nobody was saying anything of it, and they probably had been taught on how not to stare. (If only he remembered the one he was lap-sitting in didn't have an underpants to begin with.)

Yugi was about to try out one of the dessert rabbit's legs, when something thick and scaly, wrapped itself around his arm. He felt it slithering up his arm as said limb was resting on the table, because Yugi was unable to carry the weight. He turned his head and nearly screamed bloody murder when he met the brown eyes of the biggest King Cobra he'd ever seen. It had brown scales with black and white crossed lines.

The reptile was scenting him with it's tongue and decided to curl around his neck. He was scared it was going to strangle him but it just stayed relaxed around his torso.

"She likes you," Yami smirked as he scratched, apparently 'her', chin.

"Y-You think?" Yugi's voice stuttered. Yami looked at Yugi's face to see the other was death pale, sweat forming on his front head and his breathing was hackled.

"Wadjet," Atem called the reptile and it went over to it's master. Curling it's body around the tan god, the snake began lavishing his face with whips of it's tongue as it took in his scent.

"I didn't know you had a fear of snakes," Yami said questionably. Yugi shook his head and put a rabbit leg in his mouth using it as an excuse to not being able to answer. Yami raised his hand and patted him lovingly. Did Yugi just really become so soft? So… dependent of Yami?