Black: I own Inuyasha!! Anonymous: No you don't. Black: Do too! Anonymous: Do not!! (Holds flame thrower at Jupiter's head) Black: Ok ok ok!! I don't! Anonymous: That's better. Now 1...2... 3... Black: fine I guess your not going to let me go so here it is I don't own Inuyasha. Humph! Both: ENJOY OUR STORY!!

# 1: FUN!!!

The Inu-gang was on its way to another Shikon shard that was detected by Kagome, the shard detector. The raven haired girl was currently riding on Inuyasha's back for lack of her own speed when he suddenly came to a halt. Kagome hopped off and waited for the rest of the gang to catch up. Sango and Miroku came into sight. Suddenly he got a mischievous idea...

"Pervert!! Lecher!!" The two most common words that ever were said to Miroku left Sango's mouth yet another time.

Kagome and Inuyasha turned around when they herd her yell, then saw a very familiar sight.

*THUD!!*

Right before them lay a big purple heap of a monk known as Miroku. The monk's Jet-black hair was frazzled and slightly coming out of it's mini pony-tail at the crook of his neck. His grayish-back eyes currently closed at the moment for the monk was apparently knocked out. Coming from the direction he was thrown from was Sango, a young female Yokai exterminator. Like Kagome she has long dark-brown hair and deep brown eyes. At the moment she very pissed off at Miroku. He had obviously tried to hit on her again. Slowly, Miroku regained consciousness and stood up and clutched a big red hand print that was placed on his face by Sango with one hand and with the other a burse that her giant boomerang created on his side.

*POP* suddenly a young kitsun called Shippo fell out of the sky and was grabbed by Kagome.

"Miroku what in the world did you do to Sango this time?" Shippo asked curiously.

"Yah, what in the seven hells did you do this time Miroku? Wait, do I really want to know?!" cursed Inuyasha

"In my defense I'll say I didn't do anything any normal person wouldn't." stated Miroku.

"Yah, any Married normal person." Teased Inuyasha

"Inuyasha stop picking on Miroku, and Miroku stop being such a perverted freak!" said Kagome as she glared directly at Miroku. "Also, in case you all are wondering there is a shard that just happens to be near by and moving slowly away while we're sitting here doing nothing!"

"Kagome's right, lets go." Sango said as she and Kagome grabbed Inuyasha and Miroku by their collars pulling them forward.

"Hey wait for me!" cried a forgotten Shippo as he ran after them.

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Kagome added the new shard to the almost completed Shikon Jewel.

*WHAM!*

Sango had hit Miroku a second time.

"Pervert!" screamed Sango

as the group started walking again Inuyasha leaned over to Kagome. "Lecher" he muttered over her shoulder.

Kagome smiled a bit at Inuyasha's remark. Slowly a smirk found it's way across Inuyasha's face as he noticed Kagome's smile towards him. 'Gods I love her smile'

"C'mon you love birds, hurry up!" Miroku shouted over his shoulder. Inuyasha's smirk turned into a very deadly glare as he stormed over to Miroku.

*WHAM!*

Inuyasha hit Miroku square across the face, which left the poor monk staggering backwards into a ditch.

"What was that for?" shouted Miroku.

Inuyasha turned around and sprinted off in the direction of Keade's hut.

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A/N Sorry for the short chappter hope it will be longer next time