The Ash's We've Never Known

The Ash's We've Never Known

By: phix27

Urian walked toward Ash's room, intent on asking him a question. He heard music and thought nothing of it until he heard the words.

No… No it couldn't be… Ash would never listen to… Madonna?

Uri cracked the door, afraid of what he might see. And he was right to be scared.

Because there was Ash, dressed only in boxers with "Big Mac" written on the croth. And he was dancing to "Like a Virgin".

Urian quietly shut the door, then went to the kitchen to gouge his eyes out.