Chocolate Ice cream…
The epitome of male power, the item of absolute luxury, the stress reliever full of the lush taste of...
"Calories,"
"Excuse me?"
"That…thing is shoved full of calories."
"What?"
"You heard me Sasuke, that urh, thing is full of them."
"I'm a guy; I don't think a couple of calories are going to do me any—"
"PHOOWEY, sure they aren't…I guess a couple of fries aren't going to hurt either, a couple of fried chicken wings, some more ice cream, they aren't going to do anything to you and your…body, are they?"
"I don't think—"
"WELL, YOU WRONG SASUKE, YOU WROOONG."
"Wha—"
"Big wrong, you're going to become obese, and then no one will want you anymore,"
"Huh, I don't get y—"
"Then you'll come running to poor old SLIM Sakura, wail like a baby and accept my love because NO ONE WANTS YOU ANYMORE!"
"There's really no need to shout, I can hear you from he—"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? YOUR LAST RESORT?"
"I don't think you'll let me live if I say you are."
"Damn straight."
"Come on, I just want one bite!"
"I'm doing this to make sure I'll stay in love with you! You want that, don't you?"
"No, I'm not sure I want that."
"Aw, Sasuke, you can rest assured I will! Forever! Pinky promise!"
"Did you just ignore me?"
"We'll live through this together! I'll save you from obesity and then we'll live happily ever after, get married, have children, I'll be here for you! Always!"
"Are you hallucinating?"
After years of raging hormones, she's finally going berserk! I'm going to edge away slowly…slowly…slowly…
"Oh Sasuke, we'll go to Venice for our honeymoon!"
"Sakura? I'm getting a bit afraid of you…"
Oh my god. All I wanted was a bite of ice cream! What did I ever do to deserve this?
"How romantic it'll be!"
"Uh…"
The world is spinning.
"Let's name our children Sasura and Sakuke!"
"I feel queasy…"
"We'll all have, giggle, rhyming names!"
"You know what, I WON'T EAT THE ICE CREAM, ALRIGHT?! YOU CAN INCINERATE IT FOR ALL I CARE! HECK, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"We'll go dancing, giggle, teach them how to read, giggle, giggle,"
Is he gone?
"We'll be the only family in the world with pink and black hair!"
"ARGH, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!"
He's gone! Hallelujah! Now it's time for some pampering!
Chocolate ice cream, mmhmm.
The epitome of female power, the item of absolute luxury, the stress reliever full of the lush taste of…
"Hey Sakura, WOAHH, are you eating chocolate ice cream? Do you know how many calories it has?"
"Leave me alone, Naruto."
"That thing is filled with calories, you know!"
