HELLO

HELLO! My name is Kody and I will be your author for today! Ummmm….yeah….umLight raises his hand up… Light wanna say something?

Light: Yeah umm, Kody does not own Death Note, or me, only his name, cuz he sux and Im awesome!

L: That's not nice Light-kun!

Kody: moving right along, there is spoilers so I want you to read Death Note Vol. 1-13 and the BB Murder Cases…..go ahead I'll wait…. Done? Ok. There might be Near, Mello, Matt and L real names. Please note I said MIGHT. Plus there MIGHT be Yoai..

Chapter 1: Shinigami Law

In the dark depths of the Shinigami Realm, Armonia Justin Beyondormason (for the sake of this story he is now know as AJB),the Shinigami Advisor, repeats to his king "Whomever is in close contact with the Death Note, and the current Death note owner dies, one of there family members will be forced a Death Note and a Shinigami."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA, MORE AND MORE WILL GO TURN INTO NOTHINGNESS AND SHINIGAMI WILL RULE THE PLANET EARTH!" laughed the king

The advisor sighed "Yes, But only the dead that we turn into Shinigami can be used for your plan sir."

"Armonia, who's king?"

"You are sir."

"Then LISTEN! Bring the dead we will be using…and another Orange Mocha Frappichino"

"yes, sir, right away, sir!"

As the king sips his drink his "victims" come in. They include: a 54 year-old grandpa, a 38 year-old worshipper, a 36 year old girly girl, a 24 year-old "god", a 21 year-old chocolate addict and the best detective on Earth, L.

"OK OK listen up!" Yelled AJB. "Your all gonna be shiniga- wait a tick."

The Shinigami quickly etches something down and waits. After 40 seconds a 19 year-old 7 year-old falls.

"Ok your all gonna be Shinigami and posses your family! Yay! Moving on. Soichiro you'll be possessing your daughter Sayu! Misa you're possessing your love child of you and that rapist had. Mikami you're possessing your 80 year-old mother. Now comes for the pairings. Micheal and Nate you two are possessing Roger. Finally Light and…L are possessing L's cousin Kody Lawliet. Good! Any questions? No? OK lets get this train wreck moving."

"OK!" yelled the king "I get off the train!"

AJB just looks at his king as he pulls the Transformation Lever

Ok done. How was it?

L: That is a beautiful piece of literature Kody.

Light : Hey, Why is everyone BUT L made fun of

Kody: Two reasons. 1: L is my cousin and 2: Because you touch yourself at night

Light: HEY!

Kody: anyway ill go out like 8Maniacal.Laughter8 and say review and get free Virtual Cookies!! Check her Death Note Fanfic: Dead Men Tell No Tales

Light: cough sellout cough

L:hits light