love Hina: Keitaro's wall

edit: ok i fixed the first chaptor a bit the spacing seem to have went ape shit so i fixed it

this story is based on the anime i love so much and the first installment of the "Keitaro changes" series im making none of the stories are the same its just putting in different scenarios as well as adding in certain elements such as in story, Keitaro is a musician, doesn't remember the promise and has also gone bat shit insane this is basically mixing love hina with pink floyds "the wall" and certain songs should be played at certain points remember that! on how keitaro is trying to control his sanity while trying to be the manager of the Hinata dorm

i don't own love Hina or pink floyd

chapter 1: in the flesh?

we came in?"

Haruka Urashima was sweeping up the tea shop it was a slow day and she reallywas in a zen like mood she felt happy, she felt nothing would go wrong. Hina left about a year ago for her little round the world trip things were going along fine. then the phone rang Haruka went over and picked up the phone "hello Hinata tea house?... oh grandma Hina! how are you?...I'm fine just sweeping up you?...that's great, but who's coming?..." she dropped the broom and she held the phone closer

"what do you mean he's coming here! The poor kid wont be able to hand this place he has enough problems of his own!...what you think i don't communicate with my cousin?...yes i know its terrible what that bitch did to him but keitaro has enough problems!..." she sighed and then her voice got softer

"ok grandma ill try to get them to calm down, ill tell them what happen, these girls may be a handful and dangerous but that's nothing compared to what will happen to kei... ok i understand grandma ill try to talk to the girls...i love you too bye" she shook her head and said to her self "ok kei you need a vacation from all the shit you've been through" she looked up at the inn "i just hope they can get past their prejudice"

-at the inn-

all the girls were at the inn doing their own thing. naru was studying for the exams trying to uphold her promise to seta. kitsune was on her type writer trying to type up a story with a beer in hand. shinobu and su we're cooking ,su of course trying to get as much spicy stuff into the food as possible. motoko was meditating as of her kendo upbringing.

haruka open the door and all the girls looked over, naru was the first to

speak "hey haruka, what's up?" haruko lit a cancer stick and sighed "my cousin keitaro urashima has been requested to be the new inn's land lord"

naru and motoko were got wide eyed motoko said "you cant let a male be in charge of an all-girls dorm!" naru agreeing with her added "he's probably a pervert we shouldn't let him be around here he'll peek at us and ugh! who knows what he'd do..." she shivered holding her arms in disgust.

su looked over and said "what's a keitaro is it tasty?" shinobu blushed and whispered "a boy? here?" kitsune held her chin thinking to her self "keitaro...where have i heard that name before?"

haruka got a little testy "hey. hey! don't insult my cousin! we're close and i know he's no perv, he's just...troubled." naru looked confused "troubled?" haruka sits down "keitaro is one of the closest family members to me. when he was born his father was killed in an accident, his mother became very overbearing towards him till he was about 7 she sent him to this boarding school out of hope that he will be safe there. it was a hellish place, they did nothing but put him down like, they were trying to hammer him into pieces and rebuild him as another part of the conformist culture." haruka shut her eyes and let out a long sigh trying to retain her self

the girls were kind of shocked it look like she was holding back something an emotional response something that she was about to tell them seems to upset her she opened her eyes "while he was in the school his mother died of a heart attack we all went to the funeral me and grandma hina it was savagely depressing seeing my cousin" she makes a little ahem like she was trying to choke back a sob almost without showing any tears "he wasn't crying...he wasn't showing any emotion what so ever he was just still like a statue. the bastard school master basically told kei his mother probably died so she wouldn't have to be around him anymore" an audible gasp came from some of the older girls "he left the school after graduating and he became an underground musician"

kitsune lifted her head and thought to herself 'Thats who i thought it was!' haruka continued in a seldom voice "he did pretty well for himself he tried like hell not to make himself well known he doesn't like mainstream people."

she rubbed her temples and began to talk again "a couple of days ago i got a phone call from him he said his girlfriend who apparently was a childhood friend cheated on him" motoko gritted her teeth " dishonorable..." haruka nodded "again no emotion when he told me, no crying, no sadness in his voice just a monotone voice, he sounded dead...all because he didn't want to be intimate..."

with that she turned away covering her mouth and naru went over and put a hand on her shoulder. the little ones amazed that the biggest grown up was nearly put to tears talking about her cousin. she turned back after composing herself "all im saying is be nice to him ok? grandma hina probably brought him here to have a vacation and relax...i didn't want to tell you all of this, but i needed to be sure you wouldn't act vicious towards him, lust, if there was any in him to begin with, was probably rendered useless to him so he wont be a perv"

all the girls nodded naru says "me and motoko get on his case we promise" motoko nods "you have my word haruka we'll treat him with respect with the life he has lived" shinobu said tearfully "that's so sad what happened to him ill try to cook something nice for him" su was in her thinking position "maybe i can invent

something that could help!" haruka nodded "thanks girls that means a lot" the younger girls went off naru went to her room to study and motoko went to the roof and haruka looked over to kitsune narrowing her eyes "kitsune please for his sake don't scam him out of money and don't torture him with any mischievous ideas ether" kitsune waved her hands defensively "hey i haven't scammed people or bet on stuff sense i was 15! and don't worry i wouldn't want to mess with someone with a life that bad, as a matter of fact maybe i can talk to him" haruka raised an eye brow "you can try i don't know if you can get anything out of him but thanks"

haruka walked out and kitsune went to her room and being an underground music fan she had many cds from different underground bands and found a cd that had a name of a band on it she looked at the personal of it and saw the name keitaro urashima "he's a good singer and guitar player" she looked up at the ceiling "maybe i can help him"

-2 days later-

a figure with long black hair to his upper back and a black coat (AN: think rorschach coat from watchmen but black) black jeans and a misfits t-shirt with black motorcycle boots and dark circles around his eyes due to insomnia he looked up that stairs he stared at the first step almost nervous. he lifted his foot stopping there and then dropped it (AN: insert in the flesh? from the album here) on the first step then he heard something the first big bashing note of a guitar drums and synthesizers and they kept going as he walked up the stairs every big bashing noise came for every step he took till he got to the top he turned around everything turned into a giant rally of people with flags with two hammers crossed and he looked at the crowed and started singing

So ya'!

Thought ya'!

Might like ta'!

Go to the show!

To feel

The warm thrill of confusion

That space cadet glow!

Tell me is something eluding you sunshine?

Is this not what you expected to see?

If you wanna' find out what's behind these cold eyes

You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise!

"Lights! Turn on the sound effects! Action!"

"Drop it, drop it on 'em! Drop it on them!"

he saw planes go and started dropping bombs on the crowd then the hallucination ended and everything was back to normal and then heard a voice

"kei?"

hey i hope you like my first fanfic ever! ill try to get to it as much as possiable its a pretty tricky fic to get done