"I use to be anonymous. I use to be invisible to the opposite sex . If Google map was a guy he couldn't find me even if was dressed as a ten story building. My life changed pretty quickly as I started lying about some pretty big personal things.

Let the record show I Hinata Hyuga,being of sound mind,big breast,and the occasional corny knock knock joke do enters this into evidence in the case against me.

Because I'm judged by a jury of my peers. I will attempt to insert'like and 'totally' into my my confessions as much as possible. I will also end my statements with a question mark?

So here goes... I confess ,I'm in no small part to blame, for all the gossip that has turned my varsity letter scarlet.

But-for any guy hoping that my sizzling details of my sordid will encourage you to lock yourself in the bathroom and 'do it do it' with your sisters moisturizing - You'll be gravely disappointed and very unsatisfied. Not to mention smelling like hibiscus.

I just need to set the record straight.

So what better way to share my private thoughts than by broadcasting it the internet."

Hinata talks directly into her webcam atop of her computer. She holds out a piece of paper which she has written

"the shudder inducing and clichéd, However totally false account of how I lose my virginity to a guy at a community college. And lost anonymity along the way.

Let me just begin by saying there's two sides to every story. And this is my side, the right one.