This is a fanfiction my boy friend wrote while I left the room to do something. He knows all about how I write and decided to write one himself in a couple of minutes lol. If you like it, review! He wrote it also for my sister. So here it is.
Cartman stared awkwardly into Kenny's eyes as they sat under the full moon. The moon light filtered through the tree branches, creating multiple moon beams spotting the young couples bodies. Cartman went to say something only to interrupt Kenny's own attempt at speaking, which caused both of them to stop abruptly. They both looked away from each other awkwardly, a blush forming on both faces.
Kenny decided to make his move first and sent his hand on a search for Eric's. Kenny's hand climbed over the twisted tree roots and the cold soil, as he blindly searched for Cartman's hand. Kenny was met with a jump of surprise from Eric, who gripped his hand in return. The couple stared into one an others eyes.
Cartman sighed and said "No one can know about us, or else they'll think that we're totally fags and stuff".
Kenny looked down in disappointment and muttered, "mmmphmmmhhmmymphmph" (But Cartman, why can't we just be honest with everyone? What are you afraid of?).
A scowl formed on Eric's face "I'M NOT AFRAID SERIOUSLY! If people think that we are gay then they won't think that I'm cool anymore. They'll just make fun of the chubby gay kid"
"mmmmphmphmmmphmphmmph mmmmph mmmmmmmph" (But Cartman what about my feelings? I'm not like some Clyde frog that you can use and put away as you please).
Cartman became heated "Kenny if you tell anyone about us I will kick you in the nuts and feed you your family!"
Kenny let go of Cartman's hand and stood up angrily "mmphmmmmphmmmmmmmmmphmphmmmmmph ( I'm going to tell everyone about us so you will have no choice but to accept what we are!)
"NO PLEASE SEARIOUSLY THIS ISN'T COOL GUYS!" But as Kenny walked away Cartman hit him in the back of the head with a shovel. "I warned you not to tell anyone, you should have respected my authorite".
