Disclaimer: None of the characters mentioned in this story are mine. But how cool if they were. They are the property of Squaresoft Inc. The little story made around the names is mine.
Vincent: Welcome to Jeopardy I am your host Vincent Valentine. Today's guests are Tifa, Sephiroth, and Cloud.
Cloud: I wanted to stand next to Tifa.
Vincent: Tuff luck. Besides it appears that Tifa likes Sephiroth more than you.
Sephiroth: Hehehe I stole your girl and your a failed experiment. This day could not get any better.
Cloud: You want to go outside?
Sephiroth: Why outside. You embarrassed to have your but kicked on TV?
Vincent: That's enough. This is my show here. You will do as I say still you win, lose, or I kick you out. Know lets get the categories from left to right.
Name that town/village, Things that start with "Seph", Things that end in "iroth", Useless Weapons, Name that Bitch, Materia, People that act cool but aren't.
Vincent: Those are the seven categories and with that said and done lets see who goes first.
*Everyone turns around and picks up a squirt gun and fires into a plastic head of Heidegger. The first person to burst there balloon was Tifa.*
Vincent: Good so the lovely Tifa gets to go fist. *thinks to self*(I would let her go first any day)
Tifa: I would like Name that town/village for 200 Vincent.
Vincent: This town/village was destroyed by a Mako Reactor causing the town/village to set a blaze?
*Sephiroth buzzes in first*
*Sephiroth's counter counts down slowly till it hit the end.*
Vincent: Hey Sephiroth why didn't you give an answer?
Sephiroth: I never buzzed in.
Vincent: Um yes you did
Sephiroth: No I did not and if say again that I did I will have to kill you.
Vincent:........ok. The correct answer was Coral. Well since Sephiroth buzzed in he may go next.
Sephiroth: I'll take People that act cool but aren't for 500.
Vincent: This character has a short temper that likes to hurt PPL?
*Sephiroth buzzes in first*
Sephiroth: What is........Sephiroth?
Vincent: That is correct for 500 gil
Sephiroth: Hey........that was mean.
Vincent: What ever just pick again.
Sephiroth: I'll take Materia for 200.
Vincent: This Materia was created by LOADS of Mako energy merging together. Apparently this materia likes to glow a nice blood red. What is this Materia?
*Tifa buzzes in this time*
Sephiroth: Shit I was so close to getting first.
Tifa: Hey shut up your wasting my time. What is Knights.....
Vincent: Oh so sorry time ran out. The answer was Knights of the Round.
Tifa: You bastard Sephiroth. You made me loose 200 gil.
Sephiroth: I'm sorry. How about after the show you and me go back to my place?
*Tifa's face glows red*
Cloud: Hey you keep your darn hands off her. She is mine.
Tifa: I never said I was yours. Besides Sephiroth is stronger and has a bigger sword.
*Cloud goes crazy and losses his mind*
Vincent: Were do we get these people from now a days? You know what. Forget it. Lets just go to Final Jeopardy. Ok this will be simple I want you to write down the name of the person next to you. Its not that hard I am sure you all can pull it off.
*Funny music plays in the background as the players write down there answer.*
Vincent: Ok time is up and since Sephiroth has the most gil He will go first. What was his answer?*Screen pops up showing his answer* Jenova? Were in hell would Jenova be when Tifa and Cloud are next to you?
Sephiroth: I see dead people
Vincent: Ok.... what did you wager? Aright its just a picture of a meteor hitting the planet. Well you lost for sure. Now how about Cloud. His answer was.*Screen pops up* A pic of Sephiroth hung and dripping blood with Tifa hung by her well we won't go there. That is wrong. What did you wager? A small stick figure with a arrow saying Cloud on it and a bunch of other stick people with breasts on them. All surrounding him. Damn that is so fucking wrong. I hate my job. Well I guess I have no choice but to ask what Tifa's answer is.*screen pops up* OMG She answered "Sephiroth." OMG She got something right. Well at least know we know that brown/black hair is her natural color. What did she wager? A phone number. Man I hate my job. Just to think I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
Sephiroth: Hey I lost. I hat it when I loose. Its all your fault Cloud. *Pulls out sword and stabs him in the back.* There know go with that Ancient Bitch of yours
The End
Yea I know what ya think very very very weird and maybe even stupid to all of you. But I wrote this out of inspiration of Saturday Night Lives Celebrity Jeopardy.
Vincent: Welcome to Jeopardy I am your host Vincent Valentine. Today's guests are Tifa, Sephiroth, and Cloud.
Cloud: I wanted to stand next to Tifa.
Vincent: Tuff luck. Besides it appears that Tifa likes Sephiroth more than you.
Sephiroth: Hehehe I stole your girl and your a failed experiment. This day could not get any better.
Cloud: You want to go outside?
Sephiroth: Why outside. You embarrassed to have your but kicked on TV?
Vincent: That's enough. This is my show here. You will do as I say still you win, lose, or I kick you out. Know lets get the categories from left to right.
Name that town/village, Things that start with "Seph", Things that end in "iroth", Useless Weapons, Name that Bitch, Materia, People that act cool but aren't.
Vincent: Those are the seven categories and with that said and done lets see who goes first.
*Everyone turns around and picks up a squirt gun and fires into a plastic head of Heidegger. The first person to burst there balloon was Tifa.*
Vincent: Good so the lovely Tifa gets to go fist. *thinks to self*(I would let her go first any day)
Tifa: I would like Name that town/village for 200 Vincent.
Vincent: This town/village was destroyed by a Mako Reactor causing the town/village to set a blaze?
*Sephiroth buzzes in first*
*Sephiroth's counter counts down slowly till it hit the end.*
Vincent: Hey Sephiroth why didn't you give an answer?
Sephiroth: I never buzzed in.
Vincent: Um yes you did
Sephiroth: No I did not and if say again that I did I will have to kill you.
Vincent:........ok. The correct answer was Coral. Well since Sephiroth buzzed in he may go next.
Sephiroth: I'll take People that act cool but aren't for 500.
Vincent: This character has a short temper that likes to hurt PPL?
*Sephiroth buzzes in first*
Sephiroth: What is........Sephiroth?
Vincent: That is correct for 500 gil
Sephiroth: Hey........that was mean.
Vincent: What ever just pick again.
Sephiroth: I'll take Materia for 200.
Vincent: This Materia was created by LOADS of Mako energy merging together. Apparently this materia likes to glow a nice blood red. What is this Materia?
*Tifa buzzes in this time*
Sephiroth: Shit I was so close to getting first.
Tifa: Hey shut up your wasting my time. What is Knights.....
Vincent: Oh so sorry time ran out. The answer was Knights of the Round.
Tifa: You bastard Sephiroth. You made me loose 200 gil.
Sephiroth: I'm sorry. How about after the show you and me go back to my place?
*Tifa's face glows red*
Cloud: Hey you keep your darn hands off her. She is mine.
Tifa: I never said I was yours. Besides Sephiroth is stronger and has a bigger sword.
*Cloud goes crazy and losses his mind*
Vincent: Were do we get these people from now a days? You know what. Forget it. Lets just go to Final Jeopardy. Ok this will be simple I want you to write down the name of the person next to you. Its not that hard I am sure you all can pull it off.
*Funny music plays in the background as the players write down there answer.*
Vincent: Ok time is up and since Sephiroth has the most gil He will go first. What was his answer?*Screen pops up showing his answer* Jenova? Were in hell would Jenova be when Tifa and Cloud are next to you?
Sephiroth: I see dead people
Vincent: Ok.... what did you wager? Aright its just a picture of a meteor hitting the planet. Well you lost for sure. Now how about Cloud. His answer was.*Screen pops up* A pic of Sephiroth hung and dripping blood with Tifa hung by her well we won't go there. That is wrong. What did you wager? A small stick figure with a arrow saying Cloud on it and a bunch of other stick people with breasts on them. All surrounding him. Damn that is so fucking wrong. I hate my job. Well I guess I have no choice but to ask what Tifa's answer is.*screen pops up* OMG She answered "Sephiroth." OMG She got something right. Well at least know we know that brown/black hair is her natural color. What did she wager? A phone number. Man I hate my job. Just to think I thought this day couldn't get any worse.
Sephiroth: Hey I lost. I hat it when I loose. Its all your fault Cloud. *Pulls out sword and stabs him in the back.* There know go with that Ancient Bitch of yours
The End
Yea I know what ya think very very very weird and maybe even stupid to all of you. But I wrote this out of inspiration of Saturday Night Lives Celebrity Jeopardy.
