You May Be a Teacher. But You're a Student In Love.

By: x-xFalenAndBrokenx-x

Talking: "Blah Blah"

Thinking: 'Blah Blah'

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Enjoy!

Sasuke set his resume on the edge of the desk. The owner of the school, Sarutobi, glanced down at his resume. He took it into his hands and flipped through the pages, barely reading it. "Literature was your major?" The man asked and Sasuke nodded lightly. "Hn." Sarutobi hummed, tapping Sasuke's resume on the edge of the desk.

"I suppose we could place you in one of the classes, since you have all your paperwork in order." He mumbled something under his breath. Sasuke hadn't been able to catch it but he heard the words 'Naruto' and 'baka'. Sasuke watched Sarutobi open the top file cabinet of his desk and pulled out a thick folder. "Uchiha.." Sarutobi mumbled to himself and found the section with the U's. He pulled out a resume that look like it had been run over by a lawn mower, puked on, thrown in a gutter and stepped on. Sasuke's eye twitched at the resume and Sarutobi put his in the folder first and then the other. He felt sorry for his neat resume while it sat in a small cream colored folder with a resume that looked horrible. The room seemed to smell like old cheese as he set the folder back.

Sarutobi handed Sasuke a map to the school. He highlighted a room number. "That's your room number," Sarutobi smirked, "I will see you when you are comfortable in your new position."

Sasuke nodded, dismissing the smirk that graced his new boss's lips. He took his small briefcase and headed down the hall. The hall was empty, since a class was in session. He kept his eyes glued on the map, following the twists and turns it asked him to take. Looking up, he saw the door at the end of the hall. Sasuke pulled out the key he had been given. The door unlocked with a soft click and Sasuke stepped into the dark room. It seemed smaller than it was as he searched for the light switch. He found it and turned it on. The storage room looked very nice and clean. It was nice. Except the fact that IT WAS A STORAGE ROOM.

Sasuke let out a slow breath, deciding to calmly go back to the office and ask what this was about. He turned out of the storage room, shutting it behind him and he walked back to Sarutobi's office. Sarutobi was laughing when he came back in the office. Sasuke felt his aggravation rise. This Uchiha wasn't one that was used to be fooled around with, "Excuse me… But there must be a mistake." Sasuke said, walking into Sarutobi's office. Not bothering to wait for the secretary to tell his 'great' boss he was here.

"… You mean the room?" Sarutobi asked, his laughter slowly dying down at the serious look on his new employee's face. "Learn to laugh at yourself Uchiha," He waved it off once Sasuke confirmed it.

Sasuke let out a slow annoyed breath and nodded lightly. His boss handed him another map that showed him to his real room. "Your classes will start tomorrow." Sasuke just nodded and left the room, glad he could get situated before he had students. He hoped not everyone in this school was nearly as annoying as his new boss was. Sasuke followed the map, hoping it wouldn't lead to another storage room. Or a bathroom for that matter.

Sasuke pulled off the key that was taped to the map. Unlocking the door, he pushed it open and saw a classroom. The windows leaked in the pale light that came from the cloudy morning sky. One seated desks were sat neatly in five rows that faced the chalkboard. Sasuke let out a slow sigh in relief, 'At least I don't have to haul the desks in here.,' He thought to himself. His desk was a deep walnut color that sat off to the side so the kids would be able to see the board as he lectured. The chair to the desk was cushioned, making it feel more comfortable in a cold classroom.

Sasuke set his briefcase down on the desk and flicked open the locks, pulling out his lap top and a few cream colored folders that held his paperwork. Sarutobi had said at the beginning of the interview, ifhe got the job a list of the students names would already be in the drawer of his desk. Sasuke just hoped his boss wasn't rude enough to fool him again. "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me."Sasuke mumbled to himself and opened the drawer.

Indeed, the lists of students were there, along with a map that showed the teachers lounge and a few blank papers. Sasuke glanced around the room. The walls were bare only sporting a nice coat of white paint. It was boring but Sasuke meant to keep it that way, he didn't need the kids to get distracted on such worthless posters that are supposed to 'motivate' you when all they did was distract. Sasuke slowly started to sit down on his chair when he heard a snicker. He paused and glanced around the room. The Uchiha frowned and decided he was just hearing things, no one could have gotten in there when the door was locked.

He sat down in the chair and it clicked. Sasuke heard the click a moment before the chair shot out from under him. His rear hit the tile floor hard and he let out a yelp. Sasuke's face was tinted red at the involuntary noise that had come out of his mouth. He heard something else. Muffled…. Laughter? Who was laughing at him!? He glanced at the doorway and saw a man, laughing at him, outside of his classroom door. Sasuke grit his teeth as his anger mounted. He was done being made a fool out of. And it was only his first day here! Getting up, he brushed himself off, not giving him the chance to make more fun of him.

Sasuke put his computer back in his brief case along with his paperwork and slammed it shut, locking it. He wouldn't be the village idiot in this school of imbeciles. The door cracked open and a brown haired man peeked in with a laugh. His tanned skin stood out against the white walls, two red arrow like markings coated his cheeks. "Sorry," he laughed a little more, "we do that to all of the new teachers here." He said giving Sasuke a wolfish grin. Sasuke just stared at the man who dared laugh at him. No one laughed at Sasuke, especially not this idiot.

"I don't really have a care for what you do to other new teachers," Sasuke said obviously pissed at the man. Some say first impressions are everything. To Sasuke, first impressions didn't mean anything to him. He didn't like people. Plain, simple, easy to comprehend… And when two men, whom he didn't even know, started playing pranks and trying to joke with him like he was their 'friend', peeved his already short patience for these people even more.

The brown haired man frowned, his laughter gone. "Wow, don't you have a major stick up your ass," The man commented and Sasuke's face turned a soft pink color.

"Excuse me," Sasuke asked, surprised someone would actually insult him. He came from a wealthy family. A family who earned respect from everyone.

"I think you heard me," the man said with a slow shrug. Sasuke was appalled at how awful these people were. They acted… They acted like animals! Just as the thought crossed Sasuke's mind a dog barked from near the mans feet. His eye twitched, they allowed animals into this already run-down, poorly funded, not worth a damn school?! "Ah Akamaru!" The boy grinned and picked him up. Sasuke couldn't believe his eyes. What was the world coming to that allowed him to hold down a job?

"Hey Kiba," a voice yelled from somewhere down the hall.

"You missed the show Naruto! Better luck next time!" Kiba laughed and the man named Naruto pushed the door open wider. Sasuke's Onyx eyes met Naruto's cerulean ones. A silence started and the one named 'Kiba' started talking. "So… What's your name?" He asked and his dog barked lightly.

Naruto watched him inquisitively, before a smirk slid across his lips, "U-Uchiha, Sasuke." Sasuke stuttered, feeling like a loser. His gaze drafted away from Naruto's eyes, focusing on Kiba. Kiba frowned as if he heard the name before. He did, amazingly.

"Uchiha Itachi's brother?" Kiba asked, seemingly perplexed. Sasuke just nodded and Naruto watched the raven haired man curiously. "Non kuchiokashi," Kiba asked and Sasuke shook his head.

"I have no reason to joke about my family," Sasuke simply stated. Most of the people that knew him well enough knewthat Sasuke disliked his brother. Naruto still watched the Uchiha, wondering why the dark haired man was so fascinating to him. Sasuke felt his scrutinizing stare and he glanced over. Naruto had the audacity to keep looking at him. Kiba glanced at Naruto and frowned at his blond friend.

"I'm Inuzuka, Kiba. And the baka that isn't talking at this second is Uzumaki, Naruto." Kiba interjected, trying to get his friend to say something. Sasuke looked away from them both. "Hn," Sasuke hummed, leaning on his desk looking down at the chair. He didn't bother saying, 'It was nice meeting you,' because actually, it wasn't nice meeting them. Kiba just nodded and the school bell rang, "Naruto, our free period is over, let's get going."

Naruto just nodded and sent Sasuke a fox like grin before leaving. Sasuke didn't notice it, not really caring if the door hit him on the butt on the way out. Sighing, he decided to fix the screw loosened chair. No point in going to find another chair when he could just fix the one that had been rigged. Sasuke got to work, pushing the tempting blond man out of his head. "He's a dobe. Stop thinking about him," Sasuke thought aloud, hearing the hallways get louder and louder as the middle of the passing period came around.

Authors Note: Hi! This is my first fan fiction… Sorry if it sucks. But if you liked it then yay! Uh but anyways I'm gonna talk about the story real quick, so if you don't want to read this then don't. I wanted to do a NaruSasu story because the pairing is just so cute. I think the hardest thing I had to do was choose between Naruto being the foods teacher, (so then he could make them make ramen all the time~ And be all kawaii in a chefs hat.) Or something else. You'll just have to wait until next time x3. Review if you wish.