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Peach Creeks Big Pokemon Adventure: Start of the Ed's
The S.S. Anne, one of Kanto's most well renowned cruise ships, was slowly coming to a stop at Vermilion city, home to famous tourist attractions, like Diglet's Cave, Route 11, which is more commonly known as the Vermilion plain's, and the region's pokemon fan club. Docking, a group of three children quickly ran down the ships docking ramp, the three children, looked to be about eleven years old.
The first kid, was eleven year old, Eddy, Skipper McGee. Eddy, was wearing a yellow bowling shirt with a single, red, vertical line on the left side, he was also wearing a pair of blue jeans, with a pair of red, and white trainers. He had peach coloured skin that in the light looked almost like the colour pink, he had blue hair, styled into three long strands that stood proudly on top of his head, he had very light blue eyes and he was also one of the shortest eleven year olds, you will ever meet.
Right behind him, was eleven year old, Edward (Ed) Horace Freelancer. He was a very tall eleven year old, with fiery red hair, styled into a buzz cut, and had hazel brown eyes that went well, with his very light, almost yellow tanned skin. He was wearing a long, moss green trench coat, on top of a red and white striped shirt; he was also wearing a pair of dark blue jeans, with a pair of black trainers.
Following behind them, was eleven year old, Eddward (Edd/Double D) Marian Johnson. He was a very thin eleven-year-old boy, with pale skin, Jade green eyes, and had a noticeable gap, between his front teeth. He was wearing a dark red shirt, with black shorts, with a pair of black trainers, on top of his head, was a black beanie, with two white, vertical lines on the left side. He was also a lot taller than Eddy, but was slightly shorter than Ed, giving him an average height for his age.
"Finally" Eddy said, as his feet met the ground. "If I had to spend one more second on that god damn-"
"Eddy, there could be children reading this!" Edd shouted, stopping the shortest and greediest Ed, from finishing.
"Yeah Eddy, if people read that, then they would tell Sarah, then Sarah will tell Mom, then Mom will tell Dad, and Dad will say `Keep it down honey, I'm watching the game`!" Ed shouted in terror.
"All right! All right! Let's just get back to the Fic," Eddy screamed.
After leaving the docks, the Ed's started to explore Vermilion city.
"Alright gentlemen, the first thing we should do is-" Edd started to say, but was quickly interrupted by Eddy and Ed.
"Get more Pokemon!" Eddy shouted, before running off, while Ed screamed. "Get some butter toast" as he ran deeper into the city.
"Find some accommodations" Edd finished, dryly as he watched his best friends run off. "Ignorance must be bliss," he stated before he started to look for a hotel.
"Buttered toast, please?" Ed asked politely for the fifth time, oblivious to the angry cashier in front of him.
"Kid, for the last time! WE DON'T SELL BUTTERED TOAST!" the cashier shouted, a vein appearing on his sweaty, red face.
"And don't skip on the butter" Ed replied, a large goofy smile plastered on his face.
"That's it!" The cashier shouted as he grabbed Ed, and dragged him to the door. "Get out of here!" He shouted as he threw Ed out the door.
"Ah!" Ed screamed, before he crashed into the ground. "The service is terrible these days" Ed commented, as he picked himself up and started to head north. Passing many buildings, the tall Ed, found himself staring at a dirt rood.
"Hm" Ed said, while looking at the side of the path and spotting a sign. "Route six" Ed read, as he spotted a warning message. "Danger, wild Beedrill mating season" Ed reread the sign, before coming to a single conclusion. "Who would want, Beedrill Seasoning?" He asked, shrugging his shoulders, Ed walked down the dirt road.
Eddy let out a vicious growl, as he looked the wild pokemon right in the eye.
"I hate birds!" The short Ed screamed, before he grabbed a small red and white ball, and pressed a small button on it, causing it to quickly enlarge, and promptly threw it directly above him. After travelling a few meters in the air, the pokeball then opened, releasing a blinding white light that quickly travelled to ground and changed into a Meowth.
A Meowth is a cream cat, with brown fur on its feet, inside its ears, and at the end of its curly tail. A Meowth also has black fur around it's ears, has four whiskers, two on each side of it's face, razor sharp claws, very strong teeth, and has a golden medallion implanted on it's head.
"Use scratch" commanded Eddy, causing Meowth to hiss, before running on all fours towards the wild Pidgeotto.
Pidgeotto is a large cream bird, with brown feathers covering its neck and back. Pidgeotto, have red and yellow tail feathers, very sharp talons, and have a pair of very strong wings, capable of summoning very strong bursts of wind.
Pidgeotto, being a bird, had a naturally fast body, was easily able dodge the attack, and counter it by flapping its large wings, sending a large gust of wind at Meowth's back.
"Meo" Meowth said, as Pidgeotto dodged its attack, and countered attacked, the large gust of wind caused Meowth, to run faster causing him to run, headfirst into one of the many boulders that littered the plains.
"No!" Eddy screamed, watching his Meowth slowly fall backwards, revealing black circles that had replaced his eyes. "When will the torment end?" Eddy wailed, as the Pidgeotto flew away, not before sending a glare at Eddy. "I had it right were I wanted it!" Eddy screamed, falling to his knees. "Who invented birds anyway?" he asked, while pounding the grassy fields with his hand. "What good are they?" he mumbled, before he curled into a ball and quietly wept.
"That was dramatic," Edd mumbled, as he entered one of the few hotels, in Vermilion. Quickly looking around the lobby, Edd found it to be quite impressive, the walls, had been painted in a rich cranberry colour, a large collection of armchairs and sofas were evenly spaced around the room, and décor consisted mainly of pictures, and the occasional plant.
"Hello sir" said a man in his late thirty is. Edd noticed he was behind a large oak desk, so he thought he either was the manager, or paid to check people in and out of the hotel.
"Excuse me, could you tell me the price for a single room?" Edd asked, while eying the expensive looking furniture.
"Of course, it is only seventy five dollars a night," he answered in a cheery voice.
"S-S-Seventy f-five?" Edd half asked, half shouted.
"Is that a problem?" The man asked while sending the smallest of glares at Edd. Realization dawned on him, this man was paid to act nice and gets customers, the more customers he gets, the more he gets paid, now that he knows Edd does not have the money to pay for this, he could drop the charade. Thoughts quickly drew Edd's attention.
"This is the cheapest hotel in Vermilion, how on earth did other trainers pay for this," Edd thought; as sweat slowly appearing on his face as the man's glare was slowly deepening.
"Remain calm Eddward, you'll make yourself sick" and with that thought, a grin quickly found its way onto his face.
"No sir" Edd replied before running out of the hotel, and started to search all of Vermilion.
"It should be right around" Edd thought, before spotting a bright red roof. "Here!" He shouted, ignoring the looks of other people, Edd ran into a five-floor building. The building was made of solid white bricks, had a large white roof, and above the doors, written in bright red letters was the word. Pokecenter.
Entering the building, Edd saw a woman, with curled red hear, wearing a simple white nurse's uniform, sitting behind a desk.
"Excuse me, nurse joy?" Edd asked, as he stood in front of nurse joy.
"Yes dear" she replied, a small smile on her face.
"Is there any vacancy in the Pokecenter?" Edd asked, thin desperation in his voice.
"Of course" she replied, her eyes darting to a nearby computer. "We currently have thirty seven rooms available"
A joyful smile appeared on Edd's face. "Can I reserve some rooms, for me and my friends?" Edd asked.
"Of course, just tell me you and your friend's names, and how long you plan to stay" she replied.
"Eddward Johnson, Eddy McGee, Edward Freelancer, and we plan to stay for a week," Edd said, as Nurse Joy, typed in their names.
"There, all done" she said, as the reservations were saved onto the computer.
"Thank you" Edd said, before exiting.
"That's that done" Edd thought, before bringing up his mental checklist for today. "Find some accommodations. Check. Go to the bank and withdraw some money. Buy some supplies for the journey. Explore Vermilion, and the surrounding areas. If the opportunity presents itself, catch a Pokemon. And finally, find Ed and Eddy" Edd sighed, as he thought the last part.
"Now if I was a short, manipulative, Selfish, Greedy, unappreciative, Egotistic, bird hater. Where would I be" Edd thought, before calling up everything he knew about Eddy.
"The plains, of course!" Edd shouted, before he started to run to the west side of Vermilion.
Eddy was confused, why did he feel irritated.
"There it is again," Eddy thought, before a small object lightly prodded his side. "Oh, no" Eddy thought, fear inducing his thoughts. "I'm lunch, for some big dumb bird!" Eddy mentally screamed, as muffled sounds reached his ears.
"Jim….okay…...Idiot" The voice said, followed by what sounded like a muffled purr.
"I'm going to be eaten by a Jim!" Eddy shouted, imagining the sheer size of the Jim. "I know, I'll beg, then that guy won't have his Jim eat…me. WAIT A MINUTE! .Stuck up voice. Jim." Eddy quickly opened his eyes, to see the eyes of one of the most tormenting, people Eddy knew.
"Sarah, Jimmy!" Eddy shouted, looking at the two kids.
Sarah Freelancer, one of his most hated enemies, and Ed's little sister. Sarah, was by no way an average eight-year-old girl, Eddy thought she was a loud, bossy, controlling, tattletale. Sarah was wearing her favourite outfit. Which consisted of her, signature pink shirt that exposed some of her belly, simple jeans, pink trainers, and her beloved hoop earrings. Sarah has fiery red hair, just like her older brother, very intense green eyes, and soft peachy skin, giving her the appearance of an angel when she smiles, and a creature from the netherworld, as Ed puts it, when she gets mad, and was using a stick to poke him.
Next to her, was her most trusted companion and best friend Jimmy Rolland. Jimmy, like Sarah was also eight year's old, Eddy couldn't stand him, he was a snobby, stuck up, backstabbed, little rat. Jimmy was also wearing his favourite outfit. His turquoise sweater, white jeans, and black trainers. He was easily noticeable, due to his platinum blond hair, extremely pale skin, and his retainer. What drew Eddy's attention was that he had the nerve to pat his Meowth. Quickly recovering what little pride he had, he stood up and lost control.
"Meowth!" Eddy screamed, causing Meowth to draw his claws and swing his paws in shock, almost scratching Jimmy, in the process.
Turning to Sarah, Eddy let a glare cover his face. "What do you want?" He asked rudely.
Glaring, Sarah screamed. "You've got some nerve, Fathead!" The volume of her voice easily forced Eddy back to the ground. "We try to help you, and you shove it in our faces!" and with that Sarah kicked Eddy's side. "C'mon Jimmy" Sarah said, walking away with, Jimmy quickly following, but not before, she threw the stick at Eddy, hitting him in the eye.
"See ya Eddy" Jimmy said in a singsong voice before running off, after Sarah.
"Stupid brats" Eddy grumbled, while holding his injured eye. "Meowth" Eddy called, as he watched Meowth run off. "Get back here!" Eddy shouted, running after him.
Meanwhile, Ed was running through the woods, while singing what he thought was a catchy tune.
"I'm singing in the woods, what a joy"
"The dirt and grass, is in my shoes"
"I'm running, I'm hopping, I'm skipping, and I'm singing"
"AND I'D LIKE SOME BUTTERED TOAST, YES I WOULD"
Signing the last part in a very low voice. Ed came to an abrupt stop, he started to shake, tears were running down his face, and his eyes filled with one emotion…...joy. Climbing up a tree was one of Ed's dream pokemon, a Pinsir.
Pinsir, is a large stag beetle, with very light tan skin, very thin arms, thick feet, and a pair of spiked horns on top of its head.
"Go, Gastly!" Ed shouted, throwing a pokeball out, releasing his Gastly.
Gastly, is a large collection of gas, most of it is concentrated into an orb in the centre of its body. The gas at the centre of its body is coloured black; pair of eyes on this orb, as well as a mouth, tongue, and teeth. Surrounding Gastly's body is a see through shroud of purple gas.
"Gastly use, Night Shade," Ed commanded, all joyful thoughts changed solely to catching this Pinsir.
"Gas!" Gastly shouted, as two zigzag beams of purple energy, shot out from its eyes.
The sound of Ed's command, causes the wild Pinsir, too immediately jump to the left, causing the beam's to hit the tree, exploding on contact, a small smokescreen covers the area.
"Be careful Gastly!" Ed shouted, while looking for Pinsir.
"Pin" a voice said, as Pinsir jumped of a nearby tree, and charged at Gastly, with its two pincers glowing with white light. "Pinsir!" Pinsir roared, as its pincers shut, crushing Gastly, only for them to go through Gastly. The only sign of any effect was that Gastly looked to be losing energy.
"Quick Gastly, use Lick!" Ed shouted, as Gastly opened its mouth letting a large tongue roll out, and was used to, quickly lick Pinsir.
"Pin!" Pinsir screamed, as the tongue touched her, the toxins on the tongue, started to burn her skin, and caused her muscles to tighten, slowing her movements, which was shown when she tried to leap away.
"Now use, Confuse Ray" Ed commanded, as he watched Gastly's mouth glow orange, before releasing a ball of orange light, that easily hit, the now slowed Pinsir. "Now finish it, use Night Shade!" Ed practically screamed.
"Gastly" Gastly said, as he fired off another two beams of purple energy, which quickly covered the distance between the two pokemon.
The scream "Pinsir!" was easily heard of the weak explosion. When the smoke cleared, it revealed a much-damaged Pinsir that was on all fours, trying desperately to stand up.
"Go Pokeball!" Ed bellowed, as he grabbed a pokeball, enlarged it, and threw it with all his might at the weakened Pinsir.
"Pin!" Pinsir shouted, as the pokeball hit her head with enough force, to cause her to lose balance and fall backwards. The pokeball then opened up after bouncing of Pinsir's head, causing a wave of red energy to surround her, before turning her body into the same type of red energy, and was then absorbed into the ball.
"Come on" Ed said, as the pokeball hit the ground and started to rock. After a few moments the ball stopped. "Please" Ed practically begged, and a small ding was heard, indicating the capture of Pinsir.
"Yes!" Ed screamed, before running over, grabbing the pokeball, and started to do a victory dance. "Oh wait, till Eddy and Double D see this," Ed said, before realizing he had left his friends, back in Vermilion. "Oh no, Gastly return" Ed commanded, pointing Gastly's pokeball at him, and a thin beam of red energy to come out, and absorb Gastly back into it.
"Run legs, Run" Ed said, to his legs, while running through the forest, as a large buzzing noise was audible behind him.
"Huh?" Ed asked, turning round, Ed almost fainted, behind him were hundreds of Beedrill.
Beedrill, have the basic look of a bee. They have four thin wings, a very large stinger with two black horizontal lines on it, they two antennae's, two very thin legs, two thin arms, with large white stingers on them, a pair of red crystal like eyes, and had pale yellow skin.
"Run away!" Ed screamed, doubling his speed, hoping to get away from the Beedrill.
"Eddy, oh Eddy!" Edd shouted, from atop a large hill. "Were could he be?" Edd wondered, he had covered almost half of the plain, and had seen a wide variety of pokemon, but no Eddy. "It's almost like he vanished" Edd thought, absentmindedly picking up a nearby stick.
"Ah!" Edd shouted, a terrible odour had crawled up his nose, looking at his hand, he saw a simple stick. "It smells like cheap cologne" Edd thought, before remembering. "That's it, only Eddy would wear something like this". Looking for any sign of Eddy, his eyes spotted a large cluster of green. "Is that a" Edd thought, while staring really hard at the sight "forest?"
It took a few moments for it to sink in, but then it hit Edd like a ton of bricks. "He went into Celadon Forest!" Edd mentally shouted in shock, after quickly composing himself, Edd started to run the one and a half mile distance.
"Meowth" Eddy called, as he jumped over an uprooted tree, and fell into a puddle. "Get back here!" Eddy screamed, picking himself up, and began to run as if his life depended on it. You would think a short kid like Eddy would find it hard to outrun a sprinting Meowth, but after all those years of running from angry mob's, Eddy found himself quickly catching up with Meowth.
"Meo!" Meowth hissed, as he sharply turned to the left and leapt forward, earning a large cry of pain.
"Do!" Eddy heard, as two voices screamed in pain. Turning the corner, Eddy found himself, looking at a strange sight. Meowth was lying on top of a pokemon, but not any pokemon, a Doduo the two-headed bird pokemon.
Doduo, is a unique bird pokemon, it has a pair of pail white feet, which have a set of very sharp talons. Doduo has round body that is covered in dark brown fur that has two long necks emitting from it. The neck's are covered in black, and have a head covered in dark brown fur, resting proudly on each neck. The doduo's heads have very sharp beaks, beady black eyes, and tend to face opposite directions, to give an advantage to escape hunters.
Calling up all of his very limited knowledge, Eddy found a sly grin grace his face. "Doduo, one bird I can like, let's see it steal my money then fly off" Eddy thought before remembering the bird brain moment's as he call's them, before laughing at his joke.
"Meowth use Scratch," Eddy commanded.
"Me" Meowth said, before claws came out of his paws, a promptly struck Dodou's side.
"Do!" the injured bird screamed, before he started to thrash, knocking the Meowth of him, then rose to his feet. Balancing himself out, Dodou ran towards Meowth, with his two beaks glowing, and then lunged forward, and started to repeatedly peck Meowth, at incredible speeds.
Eddy started to shout commands, but the barrage of the attack, was making to hard for Meowth to react. Gathering what little strength he had left, Meowth quickly turned its head, and bit down on one of the beaks.
"Dodou!" the Dodou's other head screamed, as the cat scratch pokemon, tightened its jaw, causing its teeth to sink further into its other heads beak.
"Way to go, Meowth!" Eddy cheered, as Meowth released his grip on the beak, and then started to repeatedly scratch, the Dodou's body.
The sudden onslaught of pain, was to much for the Dodou, so when Meowth became too tired to strike again, the Dodou's eyes turned into black circles, and fell to the ground fainting.
"Yes!" Eddy screamed, before throwing a pokeball, which quickly released a loud ding. "I did it, I caught a pokemon!" he cheered before paling. His Meowth had fainted, due to exhaustion, and he was now in the forest, with no pokemon that could defend him. "This is bad, Meowth return," Eddy said, while watching his pokemon, be absorbed back into the ball.
Clutching the pokeball, Eddy found a thin smile cross his face. "Good job" Eddy whispered, before he grabbed Dodou's pokeball, he then turned around, and started to run.
"Filthy, Filthy, Filthy" Edd thought, as trudged through a pile of mud. "When I find Eddy, he's in for such a thrashing!" Edd mentally screamed, before he walked through two bushes, and found himself in front of a small lake. "Breathtaking" Edd muttered, as he watched groups of small, water type, pokemon swim through the lake. However, what drew his attention was a lone pokemon, sitting on a small boulder.
"A Poliwag" Edd thought, his hand slowly reached for his pocket, and withdrew a pokeball, and released his Abra.
Poliwag is a small pokemon, with a perfectly rounded body, extending from its body is two small feet, and a long tail, covered with strong, but flexible skin. Poliwag, has a white circle that covers most of it's body, and has a spiralling black pattern on it. Poliwag, also has two eyes at the top of its body, and has a pair of lips.
Abra is a small humanoid pokemon, with golden coloured skin, a set of what looks like brown pads on its shoulders. It also has a thick tail, and has a pig like snout for its nose, and cat like ears.
"Abra, use Hidden Power Electric" Edd commanded in a whisper.
"A" Abra said, while pointing his hands at the Poliwag, and released a series of small orbs, from its hands. The orbs were bright yellow, and had the smallest amount of sparks, surrounding them.
"Poli" the Poliwag said, hearing the noise, turned her head, she was immediately hit with the attack. Pain flew through her body, as her moist skin amplified the weak electrical energy, and another form of pain flared up when she hit the ground. Gritting her teeth, she shook of the pain, stood up, opened her mouth, and let a small group of light blue bubbles, erupts from her mouth, all of them heading towards Abra.
"Teleport" Edd commanded calmly, causing Abra to glow with a faint pink energy, and then disappeared in a pink flash. With Abra out of the way, the bubbles then crashed into a nearby bush, popping on contact.
"Use, Hidden Power Electric" Edd commanded, as Abra reappeared in a pink flash, directly in front of Poliwag, and sent another volley of electric orbs at her.
"Wag" she said, while leaping to the left, but was not fast enough, and was hit by most of the orbs. The speed, in which they hit her with, was enough to send her a few feet into the air, and then she plummeted into the pond, with a loud splash, causing many pokemon to flee.
"Please" Edd muttered, as Poliwag rose to the surface, but had spiralling black eyes. "Thank you" Edd said, throwing a pokeball, at the defeated Poliwag, which immediately absorbed her body, and released a loud ding.
A few seconds later, Edd heard the sound of clapping, turning around, Edd saw Eddy clapping calmly next to a tree.
"Nice job, sock head," Eddy said, before walking over.
"Where have you been?" Edd asked, before her fished the pokeball with Poliwag in it, out from the pond, and proceeded to return Abra to his.
"A little of this, a little of that" He replied smugly, followed by a loud buzz.
"Please, tell me that was your stomach?" Edd whispered, before Ed ran through a large bush, followed by a large colony of Beedrill's.
"Pardon me, miss" Ed said, as he ran past Edd and Eddy.
"Run, Double D!" Eddy screamed, before running after Ed, with Edd quickly following.
Moreover, that is the first chapter. I plan to have multiple chapters for every member of the cul-de-sac.
Next up: Sarah and Jimmy's.
Oh, and before I forget, I will be uploading character bio's for the Ed's, and there pokemon soon, it will possibly be after thirteenth chapter.
