A/N: The idea for this came to me while working on something else. Thought it would be interesting.

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"This has to be the most hair-brained scheme you have come up with by far, man," Tyler Simms said as he and his best friend Reid Garwin sat in their dorm room.

"It's not hair-brained... It's... It's..."

"Dumb, stupid, illegal... Do I need to go on?" Reid smirked as Tyler sighed.

"I figure all we need are a few web cams and some web space and we'll be all set."

"I really want no part of this." Tyler ran his hands through his messy brown hair, nervous at the prospect of being caught as a willing, or unwilling, but coerced, party to Reid's latest "business venture".

"Look, if we get caught, I'll take the fall. I won't tell anyone you were involved in any way shape or form, but I do need your help with some stuff though and you are my best friend." Tyler sighed deeply. He hated it when Reid used the 'friend card' to get him to do things he really wanted no part of. Things like breaking into the Records office in their freshmen year to change Reid's less than stellar grades in the school's computer. They had barely escaped out of the office when campus security was making their rounds that night.

"Fine. You get caught and you are all on your own." Reid smiled brightly.

"See, I knew there was a reason that I kept you around." Tyler rolled his eyes.

"So, how do you intend to do all of this?" Reid laid back on his bed and looked at the ceiling. The idea for a website had been in his head for quite awhile. Since the first time he "happened" to accidentally walk in on Kiana McEwan, the embodiment of all that Reid thought a girl should look and be like (blond, beautiful, not too bright, but being beautiful more than made up for that, with a body that was made to be violated), coming out of the showers his freshmen year to be exact. The memory came flooding back to him and he smiled at the thought. "Hello? Reid?" Tyler grabbed one of his pillows and threw it at his best friend who was lost in thought.

"Hey..."

"You never answered me. How do you plan to do all of this?"

"Well, we need to make a list of the most beautiful girls at Spenser and then start weeding them out by the ugly roommate factor."

"Wait...," Tyler began as he raised his eyebrows, "The 'Ugly Roommate Factor'? What the hell is that?"

"You know, the girls that are destined to be spinsters unless they become sluts first."

"God, you can be so superficial and caustic." Tyler shook his head as he laid back on his bed. "How are we supposed to get the cameras in the girls' rooms anyway?"

"I'm working on that one. I have a girl that's working on the Valentine's Day fund raiser. I'm thinking we get some of those things, what are they called... Um... Nanny Cams. You know those things that are like in teddy bears and shit like that?"

"How much is this all gonna cost to do? Have you even stopped to figure that out?"

"You can be such a fuckin' downer. Has anyone ever told you that?" Reid looked over with furrowed brow.

"Alright, fine, plan away." Tyler threw his hands up in frustration. He knew that when his best friend got like this, it was just better to let him go. Eventually he would get bored with the idea and move onto some other thing. He sincerely hoped that would be the case with this.

"As I was saying, we get the teddy bears and switch them out with the ones of the girls we want to be on cam. Simple as that." Reid smiled to himself at the sheer genius of his plan.

"What if one of them isn't getting a bear?"

"Then, we'll just stick one in with all the rest of them for her."

"And how do you know that this girl you have working on the fund raiser won't spill the beans about what we're doing?"

"I have my ways." Reid looked over and wiggled his eyebrows.

"I so don't even want to know." Tyler grabbed his remaining pillow and put it over his head. "How the hell do I let you talk me into this kind of shit?"


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