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So, Obsessive wrote this during 5th period, and Compulsive beta'd it, then Obsessive beta'd it again! It's short, and is very odd. This can take place anytime before Sasuke leaves, or after, we're not realy sure.
Disclamor: If we owned Naruto, Sakura and Karin would be the ones underground, not Hidan
A typical day of training was going on with Team 7. Naruto was complaining/arguing about how it was past one, and they still hadn't eaten. Sakura was looking through her many, many pictures of Sasuke. Kakashi was arguing with Naruto. And what was our favorite emo doing? At the moment, nothing. This was bad. When Sasuke was bored, he tended to get…angsty. In an effort to prolong the boredom, Sasuke picked up Kakashi's abandoned Icha Icha Paradise.
Sasuke turned a page, and screamed. No one heard the first scream, or no one cared. It wasn't until the second scream, this one more girly sounding, that they took some notice. A wail followed.
"Noooooo!!! It hurts!!!"
Kakashi stopped talking; now Sasuke sounded serious. Sakura burst through the door (for the sake of the story, just pretend that there is a random door in the middle of the training grounds that they feel the need to walk through). Naruto followed closely behind, then Kakashi.
"Sasuke-kun, what's wrong?!" Sakura cried. Nobody seemed to realize that Sasuke had been alone for more than 5 minutes, and that he was nearing his peak angstyness.
"I'm dying!!!!! It's all over!!!" He wailed, almost sobbing.
"Let me see where you got hurt." Kakashi spoke calmly.
Sasuke held up his pointer finger, to revel a small cut, with a single drop of blood.
"I'm dying!!!" he repeated, sounding more frazzled.
"Sasuke…it's a…paper cut…" Kakashi now feared for the sanity of his favorite pupil.
"Ha-ha! Who's the dobe now, Sasuke-teme?" Naruto yelled, laughing his head off.
"You're not dying." Kakashi told him flatly.
"FINE!" All traces of sadness were gone, now replaced with anger. He picked up a random kunai, then stabbed it through his neck.
"THERE! Now I'm dying!!!"
So, what'd you think? Complete crack, right? Well, review anyways, even if it to say you didn't like it, however, no flames please.
