A/N: The Shaggy Dog was Funny, Naruto's funny. Crossovers kick so much ass. Any similarity? Also, I want to know if you guys would like to read A Naruto/Horton hears a who crossover. So happy yes sir! I don't own the characters/anything. If I did, I would make Rock Lee my sexy bitch. Also, I didn't make Kiba get bit because it would be too obvious. And would be over done maybe?

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Rock Lee sat bored in his house in the rain. Poor him.

"Sigh, rain means no training. Gai-Sensei's rule…but that just means I stay inside bored." He tried counting the rain drops, but forgot he couldn't count past 9,888,111,839,939. Why? He doesn't care for any numbers higher then that. I mean who does? So, he was back to boredom. Till he heard a sound come from his kitchen. He thought it might be an enemy ninja, or Naruto trying to steal his ramen from him again. He sprung up and sneaked to his kitchen door. When he looked in, he saw Naruto tying to steal his ramen.

"NARUTO-KUN! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

"AHH! BUSHY-BROWS! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I'M NOT TRYING TO TAKE YOUR RAMEN AGAIN!" Lee got mad

-Senseless Violence-

After an hour of senselessly beating Naruto and throwing him out of his house, Lee sat on his couch in boxers and white sweat stained undershirt while eating ramen and watching Power Puff Girls

"Why the hell am I watching this? This is not manly!" He flipped it to the backyardigans.

"Now this, is a man's show!" He watched the singing of the animals until he heard scratching on his door. He got up and opened the door to a rain soaked shaggy dog.

"Oh! A dog! I wonder if it came from the Inuzuka clan? I will take you there tomorrow. Till then, come on in!" The dog came in and shook of the rain from it's coat onto Lee. Lee laughed and grabbed towels to dry him and the dog off.

"For now, I will call you…um…Mukuinu!" (Translation? Shaggy Dog!) The dog barked happily and Lee laughed.

"Hey, can you do tricks?" Lee asked Mukuinu. Mukuinu just looked at Lee.

"Well, Lie down." The dog lied on the ground and looked up at a smiling Lee.

"Ok, Beg!" The dog put their front feet on Lee's chest and whimpered.

"Adorable! Now…Be a ninja!" The Mukuinu ran up the wall and did a flip back in front of Lee.

"You are the best dog ever! Too bad I have to Take you to the Inuzuka's. You'll be best there." Mukuinu gave Lee the puppy face. Lee's lip quivered.

"No! No, it is the youthful thing to do! Dogs go to Kakashi-sensei or the Inuzuka clan. It sucks. You are so cool. Though I have never seen you in the village before!"

-Elsewhere-

"Kabuto! Where is my experimental dog!?" Orochimaru screamed.

"I don't know! Sasuke had it!" Kabuto yelled back.

"Sorry! I walked him, then he went to the bathroom, and I was, I ain't cleaning that! So I let him go." Sasuke explained unSasuke like.

"SASUKE!" Kabuto and Orochimaru yelled.

-Back with Lee and Mukuinu-

"Yes, I may never know! Oh well! You are welcome here in the leaf village…wait. Let me check for bugs!" Lee checked for wires that might have come from another village trying to gain information.

"Well, the only bugs I see are 3 fleas and a tick, but I got those! You feel better?" Mukuinu nodded. Which is a strange thing for a dog to do.

"Though, the Inuzuka clan will be able to find jutsu wires. So I will not tell you secrets. But…That does not mean we can not play!" Mukuinu didn't understand Lee at all, except for the word play. That, all dogs know.

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Lee woke up to Mukuinu licking his face. Light shined through the window. It stopped raining.

"Well Mukuinu-kun, it is time I take you to the Inuzuka's." Mukuinu barked angrily.

"I know you like me better, but I do not know the first things about taking care of dogs." Lee stood up and slowly got dressed, wanting to spend more time with Mukuinu. He gave Mukuinu a muffin, (Yay MUFFIN), then put a leash on him and took him out…wait a minute…why does Lee have a leash?

"Come on Mukuinu-Kun! They will not hurt you!" Lee strained to say while pulling the big dog outside the Inuzuka place trying to give the leash to Kiba. Then…Mukuinu bit Lee.

"Oww! That hurt! I thought we were friends! That was not nice! WHY!?" Lee said while Mukuinu ran off. Lee grabbed his hand and Kiba caught him as he fell back.

"Hey man, I know how getting bit by a dog feels. Just relax and come see my mom." Kiba said while helping Lee and his bleeding hand into his house.

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"Thing bit you pretty hard kid. Good thing you were already wearing bandages." Kiba's mom (who's name escapes me) said while fixing Lee's hand.

"It's alright. Just don't try doing taijutsu with that hand…it won't be bad, it will just hurt like hell." Lee nodded. He stood up and left, while scratching the back of his head.

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And the first chapter is done! Please review! And I promise so much more puppyness!