Cherry Blossoms, Videocameras and an Otaku.

This is a Sakura and Tomoyo romance fic.S+S fans consider your

self warned.

John wondered how long he'd been unconscious.The last thing he

remembered was walking home from the local anime shop down

the street and then someone had pulled him into a alleyway and

chloroformed him. Now, he found himself tied to what appeared to

be a stone altar in the middle of a room only lit with a lightbulb

hanging from a ceiling fixture.Around him stood thirty

robed ,hooded figures.They seemed to be chanting in some strange language he could'nt understand."Ummm guys," he said "If you're Satanists

I'm no good to you as a sacrifice,Have'nt been a virgin in quite a

while."The tallest of the hooded figures walked to the altar and said

"Silence!You have been chosen for a great mission."The figure held

up a wallscroll of Sakura Kinomoto and Tomoyo Daidouji of

the CardCaptor Sakura anime."We are going to send you to their

world ,and you will ensure that Sakura and Tomoyo end up a couple.

"That accursed little brat Syaoran must not have her!! Sakura belongs

to Tomoyo!!" You must get Tomoyo to confess her

love to Sakura!!"

"Oh great" thought Jon,I'm at the mercy of psycho yuri fans.

"Begin the ceremony!!Shouted the high priestess. All around John,

the robed figures began to chant"SakuraTomoyoAi shite.Holnitsgrn

gahn.Topirah alvishne!Gantometh tyananan Mokona Apapa, Nekoi

mickosah!Yaah gnath hansyayn!!"John saw to his horror that the altar

had begun to glow and a great swirling black void had begun to form

around it."Guys I'm not the one for the job!!" he pleaded,but was met

with a deaf ear.The head priestess shouted out the final syllables of

the spell.Yoath halooaman!! TOKYAKAMUIRAYEARATH!"

The earth shook and the altar vanished into the gaping maw

of the void.John screamed as he descended"Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"

To be continued......