Senshi in School
By Scarlet Starlet of the Wind
Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, nor do I own the concept of Middle School. I mean, who'd want to anyway? (Middle school, not Sailor Moon)
"...WHAT????"
It was an early morning in Juuban. The birds were whistling, the sky was blue, and the sun had a little smiley face attached to it. People were just tra-la-la-la-ing along walking in the street. But Usagi had a problem.
"What now, Usagi? Would you quit screaming?" Luna asked impatiently.
"I-I-I'm being sent back to school!"
"Well, that's no surprise," Luna scoffed.
"I'm being sent back to the seventh grade! And I have to go to America." Usagi said, sadly.
"Sent...to...America?" Luna's eyes danced with joy, as Usagi's filled up with tears.
"I'll have to leave you here and leave Artemis here, and leave Shingo and Mommy and Daddy and Mamoru and Rei and--"
"But that's only for a year."
"But it's a year away from you and Artemis and Shingo and Mommy and Daddy and Mamoru and Rei and--"
"But it'll be only a year. You can do it. You're Sailor Moon, Usagi, you can do anything!"
Usagi sniffed. "I guess..." She said this with uncertainty.
Suddenly, a certain someone appeared in her room. "Hello, Usagi, it's me again, your good friend Kokoro. Guess what? You're going to Middle School with me!"
"Kokoro, I don't wanna go."
"You have to. I'm the authoress. I will make you go."
"FINE, Kokoro-sama, I will...I guess."
"Please," Kokoro insisted, "I'm in this story now. Call me Kokoro."
"Okay." Usagi smiled.
"Besides," Kokoro assured, "Rei, Ami, Makoto, Minako, Setsuna, Mamoru, Chibi-Usa and Hotaru are coming."
"What about Michiru and Haruka?"
"What about them?"
"They're not coming?"
"They're not gonna be in any story I write."
"Ok, then."
"I got to go, and tell everyone else about the letters they have recieved."
"Okay Kokoro. Bye."
"Until later, Usagi. Until later..."
Kokoro disappeared in a sparkly, scarlet flash.
"WHAT??? I THOUGHT I WAS SMARTER THAN THIS!!!" Ami yelled. "I feel so EMO!!!" She began to roll on the floor with a plastic, edgeless nail filer trying to cut herself, yelling, "BEING SENT BACK TO SEVENTH GRADE...EMOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Then she stopped and realized that she really didn't feel emo and stood up and fixed her hair, and looked at the letter again.
"WHAT??? I THOUGHT I WAS SMARTER THAN--"
"Please," Kokoro said, appearing, "Stop it."
"Ok." Ami stopped. "Anyway, why am I back in the seventh grade?"
"Because you just are. This is for a story I'm writing."
"That's cool, then. But why America?"
"Because I live there."
"Okay, then, Kokoro-sama."
"I'm in this story, Ami. Call me Kokoro."
"Are you sure, Kokoro-sama?"
"CALL ME KOKORO!" Kokoro commanded, sharply.
"Ok, ok, I will, I will!"
"Now, it's off to Rei. The rest of the senshi are there because they think it's a youma attack."
"Watch out, or they'll think YOU'RE a youma."
"Heh, I've got some tricks up my sleeves for them if they do."
Kokoro disappeared in flashes of sparkling scarlet.
"Oh. My. Goodness. I just got a letter saying I have to go back to seventh grade." Setsuna said, "I'm not going back to seventh grade."
"I know, we must consult the sacred fire!!!" Rei said, "OHH FIRE!!! COME OUT!!!"
The fire came out and danced around. "Sun, moon, fire, star, sun moon, fire, star, sun, moon, fire, star, sun, moon, fire..."
"You are going back to seventh grade...wheather you like it or not..." The sacred fire danced away.
"NOOO!!" They all chorused. "Authoress, give me some answers!"
Kokoro appeared in flashes of sparkling scarlet.
"Hello, everyone. Welcome."
"Are you a youma?" Chibi Usa asked, "If so, let's go, youma!!"
"I'm Kokoro."
"Kokoro?"
"The authoress."
"OH NO IT'S A TRAP!!" Minako yelled, "VENUS STAR POWER!!"
"Here we go."
"VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!!!"
Kokoro easily grabbed the other end of the chain and wrapped the mentally unstable Minako in her own chain. "Please. Give me a break, girl."
"I-can't-break-free!!! HELP ME!!!" Minako yelled.
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IS GOING ON!"
Everyone sat down immediately, after Koneko's screaming bout.
"Thank you. Now. You are in middle school again for a little story I've written. You're gonna go to America and have a lot of fun. And you can take the cats."
("Aw, man!" Luna said, snapping her paw.)
"Now. Come on. Follow meeeeee!" A rainbow appeared, of scarlet, black and sparkly scarlet and black.
"Why isn't your name Akane? It means 'deep red'," Asked Makoto.
"Because, I don't want people to confuse me with an anime character from another anime. That's why I'm Kokoro! And if you don't get it, that's too bad." Kokoro explained. "Now...FOLLOW MEEE!!"
Everyone jumped in the rainbow, and they were transported to an airport. Usagi, Luna, Ami and Artemis were already there.
"Ok, everyone, let's go! We're goin' to America." Kokoro said.
They walked up to the booth, while Kokoro said, "Tickets for..." Kokoro paused to count on her fingers, "Tickets for thirteen, please?"
"Ok, that'll be 240,000.00." The clerk added. "In yen."
"You don't charge me for stuff. You better give me a free ride to America or I'll never let you forget who's who."
"SECURITY!!!"
Kokoro pulled out a scarlet transformation pen. "Scarlet...Crisis...Power!!!"
"Oh, my goodness..." The clerk gaped.
Kokoro transformed into Sailor Scarlet before the clerk - and senshi's - eyes. She transformed in flashes of sparkling scarlet. Her hair turned black with scarlet streaks, and it went down her back. Her skirt was scarlet and the gloves were black. Other than that, it was white.
She finished her graceful transformation, and said, "I am Sailor Scarlet! And if you don't give me those tickets for free, you're punished!"
"TAKE THEM ALL!!!!!" He threw tons of tickets at Sailor Scarlet and crew, yelling, "GO AWAY!!! GO AWAY!!" When Security arrived, he waved a quick, "No! No!" And they saw Sailor Scarlet and never came.
"Thank you!" She cheerfully said, and walked away.
The clerk grabbed Ami's plastic, edgeless nail filer and tried to cut himself, yelling, "WHY DO I FEEL SO EMO??"
The eleven people (plus Luna and Artemis) walked through security. Nothing beeped. They were afraid of Sailor Scarlet, however. She walked through proudly, and when she got on the plane, she powered down.
"Oh my goodness!" Minako said. "I didn't know you were a Senshi!!!"
"You're cool," Usagi said, brandishing a autograph book and a pen. "Can I have your autograph?"
"Sure." Kokoro scribbled a quick autograph and gave it back to Usagi.
"Dear Usagi," Usagi read, "Hi." Usagi squealed and fainted like a hippie teenage girl at a Beatles concert. (A/N: I don't own the Beatles or the hippie teenage girls who faint at their concerts.)
"Um, okay...?" Ami question Usagi's fainting.
So they were strapped in and they were flown to America.
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