Violet's wicked awesome guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse! (Not that it's important or anything!)
Chapters
So, you're still alive?
How to make sure your brains stay in your head!
The three S's
Picking the life saving that's right for you
Yes, your loved ones do want to kill you
How to kill zombie relatives (grandma wants your brains, not to make lemon squares)
Why is this happening (yeah,god might Just hate you)
Training to kill (yes it's just what the title means)
Finding others that don't want to kill you!
Procreation (sorry but the species must continue!)
Growing up during Zombie apocalypse
Don't give up (trust us being a zombie sucks!)
Finale, inside tips from violets Clan of kickass friends
Introduction.
In case you geniuses can't read, yes my name is violet. If you follow my advice you might wake up tomorrow to your remaining family members and friends. I don't take shit so if your not going to finish then don't bother starting this book. The fact of the matter is that I know how to survive this sort of thing, and you my not so dear reader do not. If you think you have what takes to survive, because most people don't….just saying. Put down your taco bell and pick up a rifle, it's time to survive the zombie apocalypse!
