Cilan woke with a start.

What? How did I get here?...where are my clothes!

He couldn't even think. Beads of sweat fell from his face and body, wetting his sheets. The full moonlight from outside shown on his tent, highlighting the lumps in his sleeping bag. That was strange. Cilan normally kept his sleeping quarters as neat and polished as possible, why was his sleeping bag so lumpy?

The lumps moved.

"Holy-!" he clapped his hand over his mouth. Whatever was in his bag, he didn't want to wake it. He moved to the side to try and slide out of the way and go find a big stick, one good for whacking intruders, but his bag rebelled by leaving it's zipper stuck in the cloth. Cilan struggled with the reluctant zipper, but it refused to budge, only fueling his rage. He began to tear furiously at it, nearly forgetting about the creature in his corner.

"hnnegh"

Cilan looked back in fear. It was making noise. Worse, it was waking up. The zipper he had been fighting with was suddenly one he showered with pleads. The figure in his bed made more squealing noises and stretched its body in several directions, arising from its slumber. Having given up escape, Cilan looked at the figure arising in his bed. The head popped up, and a mass of brown hair became visible from the top, but oddly not a hair was out of place. Fingers came up next, long nailed and manicured. The rest of the figure popped out, and what Cilan saw was a shock.

It was a girl. A beautiful girl with pleasant features, golden brown eyes and a model's figure. More beautiful than Elise! She also had a big bosom, noticeable against her slender figure. Something about her seemed eloquent, and Cilan found himself suddenly attracted to her with no explanation. He knew nothing about this girl, yet he was drawn to her, and her stunning eyes.

It might have been her looks. It might have been her radiance against the night. Or it might have been that she was naked. Cilan gasped. He hadn't noticed she was naked. Her giggle told him he was blushing uncontrollably, and he had a right to be, as a gentleman had more respect for a lady than that.

Then the realization hit him. He was naked too. And sweaty. And his things were out of place. And his tent smelt. And Ash was gone. And he was adding together a lot of 'and's' in his head which meant he'd done something he shouldn't have. He flipped out.

Suddenly remembering he could've just shimmied out of the bag from the top in the first place, he bolted out of it with lightning quickness. How did two people fit in there anyway? Never mind, he didn't want to know. He ran outside naked, not caring if Ash or Iris saw him. (Well, maybe Iris. Gentlemen's code and all).

The pretty girl followed. Her skin reflected a beautiful tanned milk color in the sun. Like coffee with cream. A lot of cream. Her eyes gleamed in the light, outshining almost the moon itself. Her proportions were delicious, Cilan seeing them all now as she came outside the tent uncovered and exposed. Dirty thoughts! Dirty thoughts! Be a gentleman!

She walked over to him with fluid movements, her body perfect among the forest scenery. When she got to him, she put her fingers on his lips, and spoke.

"Why did you run away from me, sweetie?"

Truly flabbergasted, Cilan shook his head and said in a choked whisper

"I don't even know you!"

"Silly! You've known me your whole life! We used to be friends back in the day, you and your brothers used to serve me at yo9ur café, remember? We've known each other since we were little. We grew up together."

Um, what? Cilan had a lot of memories from home, but he didn't remember this girl. He'd especially remember someone so beautiful and fluid… Dirty thought Dirty thoughts! He didn't even know her name, let alone any back story behind her.

As though she were reading his mind, came the words,

"I am Marie Tsune, and you are my BF."

He heh, I am so proud of this. I just love this concept so much! I hope you love Marie, I worked really hard on her! AND I ONLY WANT GOOD REVIEWS! NOTHING NICE TO SAY DON'T COMMENT. …prepz.

(If you're stupid, you haven't figured out what's going on. Or I'm just too good. If so, I'll dumb down a bit. If you just now got it, PM what I should do next. I want it to be hidden yet obvious in the same sense, you get me?)