Yoh and Hao's Randomness Corner

Author's Notes: Here's randomness corner number two! We decided to divide the story by chapters because (insert reason here). DD

This idea came from a HxH fanfic that we read a loooooong time ago so thanks to the author who made that. )

Disclaimer: AGAIN, We do not own SHAMAN KING!!!!! If we do, we could have married the twins. Yes, WE, coz we're two persons! Check our profile. D

Warning: Contains OOC-ness and total randomness! So beware!

RANDOMNESS TWO: I LOVE YOU?

CASE 1: YOH AND HAO

YOH: Hao, I LOVE YOU!!!!

HAO: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! …………DIE!!! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!

YOH: (gets toasted by SOF) Xx

CASE 2: YOH AND ANNA

YOH: Oh God, Anna, I love you!!!!(leans on Anna's shoulder)

ANNA: (gets freaked out) o.O Uh..You know what's funny? I love you too but I hate you.

YOH: Yeah, okay. That's fine with me. At least there's the word "love" in your sentence.

ANNA: Whatever. (walks away)

YOH: (out-balanced and fell on floor) Ouch!

CASE 3: HAO AND ANNA

HAO: Oh God, Anna, I LOVE YOU!!!!!

ANNA: …Don't you have any originality?

HAO: Uh..aren't you gonna say "I love you" back?

ANNA: Why should i?

HAO: Don't you love me??!??

ANNA: No.

HAO: Aww..Okay.

ANNA:

HAO: So, wanna sleep with me tonight? (grins)

ANNA: (pissed off) PERVERT!!! (slaps him and walks away)

HAO: I'll wait for you in my room!!!...Damn, that hurt!

CASE 4: REN AND HORO

HORO: Ren.

REN: What?

HORO: I…

REN: Yeah..?

HORO: Love..

REN: huh?

HORO: YOU.

REN: eh?!

HORO: oh crap. (gets constipated) my stomach's at it again! (runs to the nearest bathroom)

REN: What was that all about..?

CASE 5: RYU AND CHOCOLOVE

RYU: Oh Darn. Why me?? TT …….Chocolove…I LOVE…ewww…YOU!!!

CHOCOLOVE: (sparkly eyes) ZOMG! YOU DO?!?!?! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!! Gimme a kiss if you really love me!! (puckers up)

RYU: AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoots himself with a gun) xX (dead)

CHOCOLOVE: RYU my love!!!!! (drinks poison)This scene looks familiar, Oh well. (dies) XP

RYU: (lives miraculously) I'm alive!!!!!! O.O (looks around) YAY!!!

CASE 6: PIRIKA AND TAMAO

TAMAO: Pirika-chan! I wuv joo!!! 3333

PIRIKA: Tamao-chan! I wuv j0o tew!! 3333

TAMAO AND PIRIKA: (hugs each other) Yay!!! 3333

UNKNOWN VOICE: Awww..how cute…

TAMAO AND PIRIKA: (cowers while hugging each other) …uhhhh…who are you??? XS

UNKNOWN VOICE: Uhh…BOO?

TAMAO AND PIRIKA: YAAHHH!!!! (runs for their lives)

CASE 7: JUN AND PAILONG

PAILONG: Miss Jun, I love you.

JUN: (blushes) I've been waiting for this moment…I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!

PAILONG AND JUN: (kisses)

EXTRA LITTLE KID: (stares at Jun and Pailong with wide open mouth) Mommy, what are they doing???

MOTHER: (covers kid's eyes) Oh no no, sweety! That's not for you to watch!! (exits)

CASE 8: FAUST AND ELIZA

FAUST: Eliza darling, I love you like the internal organs of a human specimen.

ELIZA:

FAUST: Yes, yes. I know you love me too. You don't need to speak, my love.

ELIZA:

FAUST: No, no. Don't speak anymore, my darling. What you feel is enough for me.

ELIZA: (sweatdrops)

CASE 9: KORORO AND MANTA

KORORO: Kurukuru… kukukuru!!

MANTA: …I had no idea what you just said… but I love you, you cute little fairy-thing.

KORORO: (Heart-shaped eyes) Kurukuku!!! (Perches on Manta's head and snuggles)

MANTA: ...Okay. Is it the shampoo I'm using? OO

CASE 10: RYU AND TOKAGEROH:

RYU: Hey Tokageroh, my man, I love ya!

TOKAGEROH: UH!!! You totally freaked my out!!! I thought you're dead!!!

RYU: …Uh… The Great Spirits didn't want me up there yet… so they sent me back.

TOKAGEROH: UhZuhZuhzuhzuh (doing the tongue-thing like a snake) …Okay. I love you too man!

RYU: Aww… (attempts to hug Tokageroh but fell on the floor instead) OO

TOKAGEROH: Dude, I'm transparent, remember??

RYU: Oh yeah… Ow, my beautiful face… and my hair… .

CASE 11: YOH AND AMIDAMARU

YOH: Amidamaru!!! I LOVE YOU!!!

AMIDAMARU: Master Yoh!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!

YOH AND AMIDAMARU: (Tears of joy) YEY!!!!!!!!!!!

YOH: Hey! Wanna go fight someone for no particular reason?

AMIDAMARU: Sure, Master Yoh!!!

CASE 12: REN AND BASON

REN: Bason, The authors said I have to say "I LOVE YOU" to you…

BASON: Uh… alright. Shall I kill them for you Master Ren? To show them I love you too?

REN: Ah… go ahead… so they won't make stupid fanfictions about us anymore! Hmp!

BASON: As you wish Master Ren… (Leaves to kill the authors OO!!!)

CASE 13: HORO AND KORORO

HORO: Kororo, have I ever told you how much I love you??

KORORO: Kurukuku kuku kuru!!!

HORO: WHAT?!?! What do you mean you don't love me??!!

KORORO: Kuku kuru kukuru kuru ku!!!

HORO: You love Manta more than me?!

KORORO: Ku!!

HORO: Waaaaaaaaahhh!!!! After all the things I've done for you!? Why? Why Kororo?! What does Manta has that I don't!?

KORORO: kuku kurukuku ku!

HORO: He's SHORT?!?! SO?!! Some spirit ally you are! (cries)

KORORO: Kuru ku!

HORO: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!! No one loves me!!! (Gets constipated again!) Argh! Damn stomach!!! (Runs to a nearby bathroom again!)

KORORO: Kukuru…ku… (Translation: Well, at least the bathroom loves you.)

CASE 14: LYSERG AND MORPHINE:

LYSERG: I LOVE YOU!

MORPHINE: (glitter glitter)

LYSERG: You do?!

MORPHINE: (glitter glitter)

LYSERG: Aww… Thanks Morphine!!! (Hugs the fairy)

MORPHINE: (Gets crushed by his hug and twitches)

LYSERG: Uh… oops? Morphine?? Morphine wake up!!! Are you okay?! Speak to me!!!

MORPHINE: (Glitters) …xX

LYSERG: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CASE 15: HAO AND SPIRIT OF FIRE:

HAO: Spirit of Fire, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

S.O.F: (growling) Grrraaarrr rarr rarr…

HAO: Aw come on! You have to speak up clearly!

S.O.F: (Growls more) grarrr rraaarr rrraaarr!!!

HAO: Can't you speak English?!

S.O.F: grrrraarr…

HAO: Oh alright! I'll teach you… okay, you just open your mouth and say "Mas…ter HAO, I Lo…ve you…" you go it??

S.O.F: grraarr? Grrraarr raarrr rrrarrr grrraarrr

HAO: (Hangs head) Ugh… okay, that will do…oh you big spirit you!!! (Hugs S.O.F) OWW!! You burnt me!

S.O.F: Oops… sorry. Ahehehe…

HAO: Oo Y-you can speak English?!

S.O.F: …uhm… Grrraarr?

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