Yoh and Hao's Randomness Corner
Author's Notes: Here's randomness corner number two! We decided to divide the story by chapters because (insert reason here). DD
This idea came from a HxH fanfic that we read a loooooong time ago so thanks to the author who made that. )
Disclaimer: AGAIN, We do not own SHAMAN KING!!!!! If we do, we could have married the twins. Yes, WE, coz we're two persons! Check our profile. D
Warning: Contains OOC-ness and total randomness! So beware!
RANDOMNESS TWO: I LOVE YOU?
CASE 1: YOH AND HAO
YOH: Hao, I LOVE YOU!!!!
HAO: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!! …………DIE!!! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!
YOH: (gets toasted by SOF) Xx
CASE 2: YOH AND ANNA
YOH: Oh God, Anna, I love you!!!!(leans on Anna's shoulder)
ANNA: (gets freaked out) o.O Uh..You know what's funny? I love you too but I hate you.
YOH: Yeah, okay. That's fine with me. At least there's the word "love" in your sentence.
ANNA: Whatever. (walks away)
YOH: (out-balanced and fell on floor) Ouch!
CASE 3: HAO AND ANNA
HAO: Oh God, Anna, I LOVE YOU!!!!!
ANNA: …Don't you have any originality?
HAO: Uh..aren't you gonna say "I love you" back?
ANNA: Why should i?
HAO: Don't you love me??!??
ANNA: No.
HAO: Aww..Okay.
ANNA: …
HAO: So, wanna sleep with me tonight? (grins)
ANNA: (pissed off) PERVERT!!! (slaps him and walks away)
HAO: I'll wait for you in my room!!!...Damn, that hurt!
CASE 4: REN AND HORO
HORO: Ren.
REN: What?
HORO: I…
REN: Yeah..?
HORO: Love..
REN: huh?
HORO: YOU.
REN: eh?!
HORO: oh crap. (gets constipated) my stomach's at it again! (runs to the nearest bathroom)
REN: What was that all about..?
CASE 5: RYU AND CHOCOLOVE
RYU: Oh Darn. Why me?? TT …….Chocolove…I LOVE…ewww…YOU!!!
CHOCOLOVE: (sparkly eyes) ZOMG! YOU DO?!?!?! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!! Gimme a kiss if you really love me!! (puckers up)
RYU: AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (shoots himself with a gun) xX (dead)
CHOCOLOVE: RYU my love!!!!! (drinks poison)This scene looks familiar, Oh well. (dies) XP
RYU: (lives miraculously) I'm alive!!!!!! O.O (looks around) YAY!!!
CASE 6: PIRIKA AND TAMAO
TAMAO: Pirika-chan! I wuv joo!!! 3333
PIRIKA: Tamao-chan! I wuv j0o tew!! 3333
TAMAO AND PIRIKA: (hugs each other) Yay!!! 3333
UNKNOWN VOICE: Awww..how cute…
TAMAO AND PIRIKA: (cowers while hugging each other) …uhhhh…who are you??? XS
UNKNOWN VOICE: Uhh…BOO?
TAMAO AND PIRIKA: YAAHHH!!!! (runs for their lives)
CASE 7: JUN AND PAILONG
PAILONG: Miss Jun, I love you.
JUN: (blushes) I've been waiting for this moment…I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
PAILONG AND JUN: (kisses)
EXTRA LITTLE KID: (stares at Jun and Pailong with wide open mouth) Mommy, what are they doing???
MOTHER: (covers kid's eyes) Oh no no, sweety! That's not for you to watch!! (exits)
CASE 8: FAUST AND ELIZA
FAUST: Eliza darling, I love you like the internal organs of a human specimen.
ELIZA: …
FAUST: Yes, yes. I know you love me too. You don't need to speak, my love.
ELIZA: …
FAUST: No, no. Don't speak anymore, my darling. What you feel is enough for me.
ELIZA: (sweatdrops) …
CASE 9: KORORO AND MANTA
KORORO: Kurukuru… kukukuru!!
MANTA: …I had no idea what you just said… but I love you, you cute little fairy-thing.
KORORO: (Heart-shaped eyes) Kurukuku!!! (Perches on Manta's head and snuggles)
MANTA: ...Okay. Is it the shampoo I'm using? OO
CASE 10: RYU AND TOKAGEROH:
RYU: Hey Tokageroh, my man, I love ya!
TOKAGEROH: UH!!! You totally freaked my out!!! I thought you're dead!!!
RYU: …Uh… The Great Spirits didn't want me up there yet… so they sent me back.
TOKAGEROH: UhZuhZuhzuhzuh (doing the tongue-thing like a snake) …Okay. I love you too man!
RYU: Aww… (attempts to hug Tokageroh but fell on the floor instead) OO
TOKAGEROH: Dude, I'm transparent, remember??
RYU: Oh yeah… Ow, my beautiful face… and my hair… .
CASE 11: YOH AND AMIDAMARU
YOH: Amidamaru!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
AMIDAMARU: Master Yoh!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
YOH AND AMIDAMARU: (Tears of joy) YEY!!!!!!!!!!!
YOH: Hey! Wanna go fight someone for no particular reason?
AMIDAMARU: Sure, Master Yoh!!!
CASE 12: REN AND BASON
REN: Bason, The authors said I have to say "I LOVE YOU" to you…
BASON: Uh… alright. Shall I kill them for you Master Ren? To show them I love you too?
REN: Ah… go ahead… so they won't make stupid fanfictions about us anymore! Hmp!
BASON: As you wish Master Ren… (Leaves to kill the authors OO!!!)
CASE 13: HORO AND KORORO
HORO: Kororo, have I ever told you how much I love you??
KORORO: Kurukuku kuku kuru!!!
HORO: WHAT?!?! What do you mean you don't love me??!!
KORORO: Kuku kuru kukuru kuru ku!!!
HORO: You love Manta more than me?!
KORORO: Ku!!
HORO: Waaaaaaaaahhh!!!! After all the things I've done for you!? Why? Why Kororo?! What does Manta has that I don't!?
KORORO: kuku kurukuku ku!
HORO: He's SHORT?!?! SO?!! Some spirit ally you are! (cries)
KORORO: Kuru ku!
HORO: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!! No one loves me!!! (Gets constipated again!) Argh! Damn stomach!!! (Runs to a nearby bathroom again!)
KORORO: Kukuru…ku… (Translation: Well, at least the bathroom loves you.)
CASE 14: LYSERG AND MORPHINE:
LYSERG: I LOVE YOU!
MORPHINE: (glitter glitter)
LYSERG: You do?!
MORPHINE: (glitter glitter)
LYSERG: Aww… Thanks Morphine!!! (Hugs the fairy)
MORPHINE: (Gets crushed by his hug and twitches)
LYSERG: Uh… oops? Morphine?? Morphine wake up!!! Are you okay?! Speak to me!!!
MORPHINE: (Glitters) …xX
LYSERG: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CASE 15: HAO AND SPIRIT OF FIRE:
HAO: Spirit of Fire, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!
S.O.F: (growling) Grrraaarrr rarr rarr…
HAO: Aw come on! You have to speak up clearly!
S.O.F: (Growls more) grarrr rraaarr rrraaarr!!!
HAO: Can't you speak English?!
S.O.F: grrrraarr…
HAO: Oh alright! I'll teach you… okay, you just open your mouth and say "Mas…ter HAO, I Lo…ve you…" you go it??
S.O.F: grraarr? Grrraarr raarrr rrrarrr grrraarrr
HAO: (Hangs head) Ugh… okay, that will do…oh you big spirit you!!! (Hugs S.O.F) OWW!! You burnt me!
S.O.F: Oops… sorry. Ahehehe…
HAO: Oo Y-you can speak English?!
S.O.F: …uhm… Grrraarr?
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