A/N: You are warned.. This is the result of Autumn and Pip staying up late after watching Charlie's Angels and living at the same house for, what, 3 days. so far..

THE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SHOW: CHARLIE'S ANGELS EDITION

By: Autumn Fields and Pip J. Goodchild. (NO IMY!)

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*Pip, Autty, and Angie come running in, pretending to be Charlie's Angels*

Autty: NO! I wanna be Dylan!

Pip: NO, I'm Dylan!

Angie: I GETTA BE NATALIE!

Pip & Autty: *blank looks* Fine.

Natalie, Dylan, and Alex: *Walk on*

Dylan: No, I getta be Dylan!

Pip & Autty: Oh, you're here.

Autty: Let's start the show!

Announcer Dude: And now! *Baby Got Back begins to play* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *record screech*

Natalie: *dances*

*Theme Music plays*

Announcer Dude: The Absolutely Nothing Show.. I need a new job..

Angie: Then why didn't you stay in the Bahamas?

Announcer Dude: .

Pip: OK, so let's start the show! First question! DYLAN! Do you have any hair left?

Dylan: *looks at hair* *sniff sniff* no.. *pulls off wig*

Angie: *under breath* Stupid Creepy Thin Man..

Silence..

::Crickets::

Pip: Angie?

Angie: Hm?

Pip: Look at Dylan. If you don't want that kind of look, I suggest you shut up.

Angie: *Hides behind her 'Eep' sign*

Alex: *starts flipping hair*

All: O.O

Autty: She does that too much..

::One hour later::

Alex: *Flipping hair*

All: -_- zZZ

Angie: *Wakes up* *hits gong*

Alex: *falls on the floor* *starts choking on leather suit*

All: 0.0 *Wake*

*Voice from somewhere heard yelling like Tarzan*

Bosley: *Falls in in Jeep*

Nat: Hi Bosley. What are you doing here?

Bos: This is the Charlie's Angels edition, Nat.

Nat: Ooooooooooh, what am I doing here?

Autty: Just go dance, Nat.

Nat: OK! *Heaven Must Be Missing Angels plays as Nat dances in the background*

Angie: *Holds up 'Oh Brother..' Sign*

Audience: O.O

::Crickets::

Autty: You know, who is doing those crickets?

Pip: Not me! I'm not doin' any crickets! *smokes Cricket*

Bos: *sitting in Jeep playing Violin*

Alex: *Still choking.* *Tries to get up on whip, um, thing from Red Star inspection and chokes*

Nat: *Still dancing*

Dylan: *Puts wig back on* *Picks nose Idly*

Angie: You Angels are boring. Let's introduce someone else.

Autty: NO, ANGELS!!!!!!!!!!!

Pip: No, CREEPY THIN MAN!!!!!!!!!!

Autty: *split personality change* ((A/N: The Autty who likes the Angels will be Autty, the Autty who likes Thin Man will be Autumn. K? K.))

Autumny: CREEPY-`ANGEL`-THIN MAN!

All: O.o ..

Autumn: Creepy Thin Man..

Creepy Thin Man: *Walks on smoking*

Angie: How're we gonna interview him if he doesn't talk?

Pip: LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!! Do you like Cheese?

Creepy Thin Man: *smokes*

Autumn: how old is your dog?

CTM: *Smokes*

Pip: Are you pretty?

Autumn: yes..

CTM: *smokes*

Autumn: How old is your cheese?

CTM: *smokes*

Pip: Do you like Natalie?

Nat: *doing jumping jacks in background*

CTM: *smokes*

Autumn: How old are you?

CTM: *smokes*

Pip: Stop the 'how old' questions!

Autumn: How old is Natalie?

CTM: *smokes*

Autumn: How old is Bosley?

CTM: *smokes*

Autumn: How old are the 'how old' questions?

CTM: *smokes*

Autty: Are you a virgin?

CTM: *coughs on smoke violently*

Autty: ^-^ Heeheeheehee..

Pip: YOU'RE KILLING HIM!!!!!!!!!! *Gives Creepy Thin Man CPR*

Angie: Ew..

Autty: No fair!

Pip: Why did you need to know that?

Autty: Oh, no reason. *shifty eyes*

Angie: You saved his life and he's not able to say thank you.

Autty: YES HE CAN! *Starts beating on Creepy Thin Man with his own cane (ooooooh, think about the irony..)*

Pip: AAAAAAH! NO!!!!!!!!!

Dylan: I'm a leprechaun..

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A/N: OK, this is chappie 1. It is strange. But, so are all TANS things. Mental note, maybe you should read the LOTR Edition (soon to be many more) for there will be, erm, interesting crossovers. OK, bibi!!!!!!!!!! (next chappie up soon. hopefully..)

~'*.:PIP:.*'~ ~*~Autumn Fields~*~

PS: The "Oooh, think about the irony" thing was cuz we are Willard fans and it's really ironic.. YOU MUST SEE THAT MOVIE!
That was not a subliminal message..