This is the new version of Glee: Our Lives Are Average. I wanted to re-do a few things and add in some stuff/relationships that I didn't in the other one.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or MLIA (mylifeisaverage). A girl can dream though...


Today whilst dodging a stick my friend threw at me, I kneed myself in the face. I still got hit with the stick. MLIA

Today I dyed my hair purple. The dye smelled like grape Kool-Aid. This made my day. MLIA

Surprisingly it was a nice day in Lima for the glee kids. None of them got slushied or tossed into a locker, which rarely happens and the sun was out. They didn't have glee because Schue had to finalize some stuff with his now e-wife. So Tina, Artie, Kurt, and Mercedes were walking around the park instead of staying indoors.

"Tina, please let me give you a make-over! Seriously, the random colors have to go!" Kurt pleaded with the Asian. "And the dark clothes all the time? You would look so good in a-"

Tina sighed getting more and more annoyed with the young fashionista that wouldn't leave her alone. "Listen, Kurt," She said trying to keep her cool, "I like the way I look. Okay?"

"But Tina, with a little help I could just- AHHH!"

That's when Tina snapped. She grabbed the closest thing to her, which happened to be a stick, and just threw.

Kurt saw the stick leave her hand and tried to jump out of the way. Unfortunately Kurt lost his balance, tripped, kneed himself in the face, and then the stick still ended up hitting him. Tina, Mercedes, and Artie, who were walking with the two, just looked on in shock for a second before bursting out into laughter. Tina was laughing to hard she was crying, while Mercedes had actually fallen on the ground.

As the group was laughing Kurt was sitting on the ground in surprised at what just happened. After finally getting over the shock, Kurt quickly checked to make sure his outfit was ok (it was, minus one or two little grass stains, which he knew how to get out) and the checking to make sure he wasn't bleeding (which he wasn't, surprisingly considering how hard he kneed himself).

"I can't believe you threw a stick at me!" He exclaimed in utter disbelief. "Stop laughing!" The trio stopped laughing

"I can't believe that you kneed yourself and still got hit with it!" Tina said trying to hold in her laughter, but as soon as it was out the group exploded with laughter.

"You are lucky I know how to get out grass stains!" Kurt yelled as he walked off towards his house, no doubt going to soak out the stains.

After watching Kurt storm off the other three started to calm down and slowly headed off to their homes and Tina heading to a nearby drug store to get some hair dye, partially because she wanted some new streaks in her hair and partially to annoy Kurt.

Tina could not believe Kurt. She loved the kid, but he didn't know when to stop sometimes. At least he should leave her alone about her hair for a while.

Tina continued to look over each color the store had to offer before finally settling on a nice purple that she thought would look good with her pink streaks.

[Next Day]

Tina woke up wondering what smelled like grape Kool-Aid before seeing the time and rushed to get ready so she wouldn't be late for school for the second time that week.

[At school (Kurt)]

"Hey Hum- Whoa... What happened to your eye?" Puck asked Kurt, who was sporting a noticeable black eye, sounding almost concerned, at least that's what Kurt was hoping.

"Um... Nothing..." Kurt nervously responding, not wanting to have to tell the story again. It was bad enough telling it to his father, who found it quite amusing.

"Did someone punch you? Cause I'll have a little talk with them."

"I wasn't punched per say..."

"Just tell me what happened, Hummel!" Demanded Puck.

"Well, Tina got mad at me and she threw a stick and-"

"It hit you in the eye, damn!"

"No... I jumped out of the way, but tripped and kneed myself in the face..."

"Oh," Puck said, trying to hold in the laughter, "Well, at least you didn't get hit with the stick..."

"Yeah... I still got hit with the stick..." He told Puck, turning away in embarrassment.

Puck, unable to contain it any longer, burst into laughter. After a minute or two of laughing, Puck got himself under control.

"You done?"

"Sorry. But, you gotta admit, it's funny!" Puck said trying, and failing, to get Kurt to see the funny side of the situation, "Come on. I'll buy you a slushie to make you feel better."

Suddenly, Kurt didn't feel so bad about what happened...

[At school (Tina)]

Tina luckily made it to school with some time to spare. She was heading to her locker to get her books when she realized it was her hair that smelled like Kool-Aid. Tina staying in her own world, pondering the Kool-Aid smell, and passing by her friends without saying hi. She saw Mercedes chatting with a few of the Cheerios, Kurt talking to, oddly enough, Puck, and, fortunately, no jocks with slushies. Finally Tina spotted the person she was (always) looking for: Artie.

"Hey Artie!"

"Hey Tina. I like the new color." He said brightly as he gathered his massive amount of books, "Tina, I hate to ask this, but do you mind pushing me to class, my bookbag broke this morning."

"No. I don't mind!" Tina exclaimed, glad she could help and would get to spend a little more time with the boy.

The two chatted as she pushed him to class. As soon as they arrived Tina gave him a hug and was about to leave for class when Artie asked, "Tina, why does your hair smell like Kool-Aid?"

"That's where it's coming from! It may be from the dye I used, but the color seems fine..." She answered nervously, wondering what Artie was thinking.

"Oh, I like it." Artie stated, smiling brightly at her before he rolled himself to his desk.

Tina knew purple would be her color.


It took longer than I thought it would to get this up, my bad! I hope you like the new version though! Let me know! :D