A/N-this is my first fanfic, so be nice! O.O.C, so please no mean reviews just to tell me something I already know! Thanks! :)
Disclaimer: The name's Passion, Jazz Passion, and one day, I will rule the world with my awesome Cullen Vampires!
Stephenie: Erm..no.
Me: Chyea! So believe it, poser! *snaps fingers in a z like motion while doing the head thing* That's right, I went there!
SM: I have lawyers and a blowtorch.
Me: *nervous laugh* JK! Me no own hawtness vampires! Now onto the snap-crackle-popilishis story!
Those Crazy Cullens! By JazzPassion
A/N-notes between our favorite vampires! Whheeeee!
Emmet: Fa la la la la, French Vanilla!
Jasper: French Vanilla's here for that special kind of year!
Emmet: Do the cool whip! The Cool Whip!
Edward: Umm, Emmet? Is there a particular reason as to why you are prancing around the hous in a tutu wearing a tiara and waving a plastic wand?
Emmet: AHHHHHHH! No Time! I must serenade the Llama Lords with my beatiful singing! So buzz off, Eddie-Poo!
Edward:...Umm, the tutu?
Emmet: Gawsh, the Llama Lords are gonna have my head for this, but if you insist, it has recently come to my attention that we sparkle, so-
Rose:Umm, Emmy-Bear? We've always sparkled.
Emmet: NUH-HUH! But anyways, I'm just acting the part, and...I'm TINKERBELL! Reborn, I mean.
Rose: Oh my god.
Bella: Eddie Dearest, I need to talk to you!
Edward: Yes, love?
Bella: Im leaving you. For my beetle.
Edward: Your..beetle?
Bella: Yesh, my beetle. He's a Latin-American Circus Ringmaster named Herb-Jose, and I luzz him with all my nose.
Edward: With all your...nose?
Bella: Yupper-doodle! All your heart is so over! But don't be sad! I found a pretty shmexxi beetle for you! Her name is Tarry Espaniola.
Edward: Love, I think you need to lie down...
Bella: NOOOOOOOO!! You'll never catch me alive, coppers! Muhahahaha!
Edward: Bella, honey, I'm sure you love Herb very much, but lie down! Now, please.
Emmet: IT WAS COLONEL MUSTARD WITH THE CANDLESTICK IN THE OBSERVATORY!
Bella: ZOMG! I totally knew it!
Edward: Knew what, love?
Bella: That it was Colonel Mustard, duh! Keep up, eddie-weddie! OOH! We should play monoscoply! I call the Knagaroo!
Edward: Don't you mean Monopoly?
Bella: Nope. Monoscoply.
Edward: ...
Bella: OOOH! WAIT! Before we start, Edward, how do you feel about me running away to Rhode Island to join a pack of Evil Latin Llamas hellbent on destroyin Alpacas and taking over the world?
Edward: ...
Aro: Oh , Snap-Crackle-Pop! Did not see that one coming!
Carlisle: ARO! What're yoe doing here? Renesmee's fine!
Aro: I know! Sethy-Poo imprinted on me!
Carlisle: ...Well, you learn something new everyday. Some things you did not what to learn.
Bella: MWAR!
Edward: Bella, what are you doing now?
Bella: Imitating Freddy the Fun Loving Dinosaur.
Edward: ...I quit....
