A/N-this is my first fanfic, so be nice! O.O.C, so please no mean reviews just to tell me something I already know! Thanks! :)

Disclaimer: The name's Passion, Jazz Passion, and one day, I will rule the world with my awesome Cullen Vampires!

Stephenie: Erm..no.

Me: Chyea! So believe it, poser! *snaps fingers in a z like motion while doing the head thing* That's right, I went there!

SM: I have lawyers and a blowtorch.

Me: *nervous laugh* JK! Me no own hawtness vampires! Now onto the snap-crackle-popilishis story!

Those Crazy Cullens! By JazzPassion

A/N-notes between our favorite vampires! Whheeeee!

Emmet: Fa la la la la, French Vanilla!

Jasper: French Vanilla's here for that special kind of year!

Emmet: Do the cool whip! The Cool Whip!

Edward: Umm, Emmet? Is there a particular reason as to why you are prancing around the hous in a tutu wearing a tiara and waving a plastic wand?

Emmet: AHHHHHHH! No Time! I must serenade the Llama Lords with my beatiful singing! So buzz off, Eddie-Poo!

Edward:...Umm, the tutu?

Emmet: Gawsh, the Llama Lords are gonna have my head for this, but if you insist, it has recently come to my attention that we sparkle, so-

Rose:Umm, Emmy-Bear? We've always sparkled.

Emmet: NUH-HUH! But anyways, I'm just acting the part, and...I'm TINKERBELL! Reborn, I mean.

Rose: Oh my god.

Bella: Eddie Dearest, I need to talk to you!

Edward: Yes, love?

Bella: Im leaving you. For my beetle.

Edward: Your..beetle?

Bella: Yesh, my beetle. He's a Latin-American Circus Ringmaster named Herb-Jose, and I luzz him with all my nose.

Edward: With all your...nose?

Bella: Yupper-doodle! All your heart is so over! But don't be sad! I found a pretty shmexxi beetle for you! Her name is Tarry Espaniola.

Edward: Love, I think you need to lie down...

Bella: NOOOOOOOO!! You'll never catch me alive, coppers! Muhahahaha!

Edward: Bella, honey, I'm sure you love Herb very much, but lie down! Now, please.

Emmet: IT WAS COLONEL MUSTARD WITH THE CANDLESTICK IN THE OBSERVATORY!

Bella: ZOMG! I totally knew it!

Edward: Knew what, love?

Bella: That it was Colonel Mustard, duh! Keep up, eddie-weddie! OOH! We should play monoscoply! I call the Knagaroo!

Edward: Don't you mean Monopoly?

Bella: Nope. Monoscoply.

Edward: ...

Bella: OOOH! WAIT! Before we start, Edward, how do you feel about me running away to Rhode Island to join a pack of Evil Latin Llamas hellbent on destroyin Alpacas and taking over the world?

Edward: ...

Aro: Oh , Snap-Crackle-Pop! Did not see that one coming!

Carlisle: ARO! What're yoe doing here? Renesmee's fine!

Aro: I know! Sethy-Poo imprinted on me!

Carlisle: ...Well, you learn something new everyday. Some things you did not what to learn.

Bella: MWAR!

Edward: Bella, what are you doing now?

Bella: Imitating Freddy the Fun Loving Dinosaur.

Edward: ...I quit....