E.G.G.M.A.N. REMIX!!!
By Janglurevil7
Disclaimer: I...don't...own...ANYTHING!!!
J7: I will continue my REMIX!!! Series with E.G.G.M.A.N. I WON'T DO KNUCKLE'S THEME!!! IT'S TO DANG LONG!!! AND KNUCKLES IS WEIRD!!!
Omanchao: QHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oooohhhh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah!
The sandwich begins,
But who's gonna win?
You know the cholesterol that lies with in.
Aboard the ARK.
A blood clot at heart.
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of a quadruple bypass.
I am the Eggman,
That's what I eat.
I am the Eggman.
I eat buckets of meat.
I'm plotting my veins,
Wherever I go.
They're clotted in everyway.
I'd love to destroy,
The blood clots you know.
There a cholesterol that always gets in my way.
I must, play this game, by my own rules.
I will conquer the world with my tools.
(Pulls out vibrators.)
All my tools, are made for destruction.
I will build my empire.
I will succeed, and you will see.
With my machines, it feels so sweet.
(INSTRUMENTAL)
I am the Eggman,
That's what I eat.
I am the Eggman.
I eat buckets of meat.
(INSTRUMENTAL WITH GUITAR RIFF)
I am the enemy, I will succeed.
My mission, yeah, I must complete.
My name is Eggman, that is my name.
If you ask me again, I'll tell you your lame.
(INSTRUMENTAL)
I am the Eggman.
That what I eat.
I am the Eggman.
I eat buckets of meat.
I AM THE EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I...don't...own...ANYTHING!!!
J7: I will continue my REMIX!!! Series with E.G.G.M.A.N. I WON'T DO KNUCKLE'S THEME!!! IT'S TO DANG LONG!!! AND KNUCKLES IS WEIRD!!!
Omanchao: QHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oooohhhh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah!
The sandwich begins,
But who's gonna win?
You know the cholesterol that lies with in.
Aboard the ARK.
A blood clot at heart.
Wanting to unlock the mysteries of a quadruple bypass.
I am the Eggman,
That's what I eat.
I am the Eggman.
I eat buckets of meat.
I'm plotting my veins,
Wherever I go.
They're clotted in everyway.
I'd love to destroy,
The blood clots you know.
There a cholesterol that always gets in my way.
I must, play this game, by my own rules.
I will conquer the world with my tools.
(Pulls out vibrators.)
All my tools, are made for destruction.
I will build my empire.
I will succeed, and you will see.
With my machines, it feels so sweet.
(INSTRUMENTAL)
I am the Eggman,
That's what I eat.
I am the Eggman.
I eat buckets of meat.
(INSTRUMENTAL WITH GUITAR RIFF)
I am the enemy, I will succeed.
My mission, yeah, I must complete.
My name is Eggman, that is my name.
If you ask me again, I'll tell you your lame.
(INSTRUMENTAL)
I am the Eggman.
That what I eat.
I am the Eggman.
I eat buckets of meat.
I AM THE EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!
