Messages from Arthur
by imafeckingstarr
Summary: Arthur is bored, so what does he do? He sends Merlin letters
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters; I'm not making any money out of this. This is also completely AU, before King Uther's death but Morgana is completely evil.
A/N: I am a huge Merlin fan; I got really into watching it when I got home from university and I've been watching it non-stop. I'm now half way season four though I'm aware of season fives ending – thanks a lot tumblr. I hope you like this!
Key:
Arthur
Merlin
An evil Sorcerer is out to get me!
Merlin where are you?
I'm doing my job Arthur, leave me alone. You're only supposed to message me if it's an emergency
Get here quick Merlin, I need your help
You need my help? Why?
There is an evil sorcerer here; I fear he was sent by Morgana to kill me!
I'm on my way
...
You clotpole, your 'evil sorcerer' was the bloody milkman. Quit pestering me and let me do my work!
How was I supposed to know it was the milkman?
What were you doing down in the kitchens? If you're that hungry send Gwen to fetch you some food!
Leave Guinevere out of this, besides, fetching my food is your job. It wasn't my fault I thought the milkman was an evil sorcerer. What kind of name is Wayne, anyway? It sounds very evil if you ask me.
Yes, very evil. Now will you let me do my job? I have to gather some important herbs for Gaius and you keep distracting me!
These 'important herbs' can't be found at the Tavern, can they?
No, of course not, I'M WORKING ARTHUR, GOD DAMNIT!
Yes, right of course. Can you bring me some ale back from the Tavern?
I'm not at the... you know what? Fine. I'll get you some bloody ale.
As my author's note at the top of the page says, I've recently started watching Merlin and I'm completely obsessed. I thought that it was about time I started writing a Merlin fan-fiction, just to give it a shot. If you guys like this, I'll continue to write more. Feel free to leave me some suggestions to what Arthur could send messages to Merlin about. This is also an awkward AU where Morgana is completely evil but King Uther is still alive and well - I can't call Arthur 'King Arthur' yet, I just can't.
Please read and review,
muchlove,
imafeckingstarr xxx
