A/N: This is basically the first story I've ever put on FF EVER. I've got a lot written, but never has anyone read it but my friends. Please go easy on me! :insanity:
Disclaimer: The Naruto bishies wish they were mine, especially Gaara. :wink:
Warning: Danger! There is YAOI. Boy/boy huggles…maybe more… :shiftyeyes: Don't like, don't read. Couldn't be simpler! Don't even try flaming me; I will ignore. I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!! :cough: Carrying on…
Summary: Kakashi plays a trick. Sasuke gets pissed. Naruto feels violated. Genma is Genma (playing off Sarge's idea of perverted Genma.) SasuNaru KakaIru GenRai
Looking back on that day some months ago…ugh…I don't want to relive it. If Kakashi ever does that again, I won't be the only one skinning him with his own kunai. Sasuke would no doubt kill him, provided he could catch the perverted shinobi. If there's one thing Kakashi likes to do besides read that book of his, it's running away laughing from his enemy. Iruka gave Kakashi a good scolding for his "harmless, hilarious prank." Later on he told me he refused to have sex with Kakashi for a week. Poor Iruka. The silver-haired jounin jumped him right after that. He was forced to tie Kakashi up in the basement, though Iruka could still hear the kinky moaning and whining for him to 'come down and give me a REAL punishment.' I offered him my own apartment until he forgave his lover, since I've lived with Sasuke now for almost a year. I actually started living with him just three days before the incident…
"SASUKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!" I need him. Right now. He was supposed to be buying me ramen at the old man's place. I've been waiting for him for a long time, sitting on his couch, waiting, waiting, waiting…waaaaiiiiittttiiiinnnng…
"Dobe! Can't you wait for five minutes? I told you I had to finish cleaning the attic." Sauke appeared in the doorway. "You could've helped me, you know!" My beautiful raven sighed. "I'll be right out, just let me get my shoes." I stood up and walked outside, watching the stars. Sasuke followed me a minute later, and I felt his arms close around my shoulders. "Are you ready, or do I have to wait for you now?
"FINALLY!" I turn and shout straight into his ear. He's a bit annoyed, but I like that about him. He loves me anyway, he can forgive the loss of his hearing for a while, can't he? "Let's go!" I break out of his grasp, but he grabs my hand. I smile and we begin the short walk to Ichiraku Ramen. Too bad we didn't sense our old sensei Kakashi Hatake staring at us in a tree next to the house…err…mansion. Iruka had kicked the Copy Ninja out of his apartment for the night…because he was too horny. I know I actually like Sasuke's horny, pervy side. It's hot. After a long day, he practically drags me home. We walk through the door, it clicks shut, and I'm suddenly pressed against it. Sasuke breathes heavily into my face and attempts to shove his tongue down my throat. A few minutes pass, he carries me to our room, throws me on the bed, starts stripping the sweaty clothes off…………….Uhhhhhh, back to my story! Kakashi secretly watching us from the tree outside our home. The jonin knows how protective Sasuke is of me, and decides to have a different sort of fun than he has with his own lover, Iruka. He goes over to Genma and Raidou's apartment, knocking loudly, in case the two are…umm…indisposed. Genma comes out wearing only a towel, grumbling at having been interrupted in some very pleasurable activities, no doubt. "Wanna go for a drink?" asks the silver-haired nin.
Raidou appears, fully clothed. "Okay; it's been a while since we've had the chance to talk."
"Errrr, fine." Genma is still grumbling. Doesn't he have enough sex every other second of the day? Jeez.
The STILL brooding ninja puts some clothes on, and they all leave to get a drink. At the bar, Kakashi plays his first card in his crazy, messed-up scheme of fun after their second round of drinks. "Sasuke and I were talking two days ago about how long our partners could go having sex with us. Iruka and Naruto both called us sex-addicted perverts and left, so we talked about it more. He already bet me and Iruka couldn't have sex longer than him and Naruto. Surprisingly, I lost. 5 of my most graphic Icha Icha Paradise books lost to that rookie!" Kakashi is very skilled at lying, considering he easily hides any revealing emotions under that damn mask. I NEED to know what's under it! If only Iruka would tell me, but NOOOO, he's gotta be selfish and not even tell me whether Kakashi has scars, or is really ugly, or looks like a girl. Bah! I'll find out someday…Off topic again. "Today, Sasuke told me to inform you of his bet against YOU that he could go longer at sex with Naruto than you and Raidou." Genma is on his fifth drink now, and somewhat tipsy. "Accept his challenge, Genma! If there's anyone who can beat Sasuke in a sex competition, it's you!"
Suddenly, Gai shows up right in front of Genma's face, tears streaming down his own. "Yes, Genma, you CAN do it! Your youthfulness, and the youthfulness of your beautiful partner, Raidou, can accomplish anything you set your minds on!" He struck a heroic, probably inspiring, pose. "You MUST accept this challenge!" Another pose, teeth gleaming, thumbs up sign practically poking the perverted ninja directly in his nose. "Youthfulness conquers all evil blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…"
At this point, Kakashi steps in and talks over Gai. "If you accept, I'll notify Sasuke immediately. The contest starts at 1:00 a.m. Be ready in your bed, or on the couch, or in the shower…wherever you want to do it. I'll be watching through the window to time you, and Anko will be watching Sasuke and Naruto. Whoever wins…" Kakashi, of course, has to stop for a dramatic pause. "…will obtain the right to rape the partner of the loser."
Genma is now very drunk, tilting the chair on two legs, finally falling over backwards. "I KNEW IT!!!!! I knew Sasuke wanted my Raidou!" he screams.
At the mention of 'rape' and 'partner,' Raidou turns ghostly white. "Uh…um…Genma? Please, please don't do this. Even if you did win, you wouldn't want to risk it, would you?"
Kakashi knows he needs to push if Genma, even as drunk as he was, would take the bet. "But you're the KING of perverted, sexy stuff like this. Of course you'll win!"
Genma looks thoughtful, or as thoughtful as someone who's had seven glasses of fine whiskey can look. "Well…" He starts drooling slightly. "I am the biggest pervert in all of Konoha. Except Jiraiya, and he's not even gay!" Genma finishes his eighth shot of whiskey and promptly falls off his chair. "Okay, I'll do it!"
A/N: CLIFFHANGER!!!!! I have more typed already, but I want to see what people think...provided anyone sees this at all. :( ...I talk to friends now, 'bout reading! ^^
Love y'all! *evilevil*
