Me: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Ed: Why?

Me: WINRYS MAD AND SHES GOT A WEIRDO WRENCH OF PAIN

Ed and Al both start looking for cover, when a flaming boomerang wrench enters, chasing them around the room.

Al: WHY TODAY, ITS NATIONAL BUNNY DAY

Winry's seems even angry now, as she enters the room, WITH ANOTHER WRENCH!

Me: O.O

Ed: WHY ME

Al: YES, WHY YOU

Winry: HOW DARE YOU

I Look at calendar, and realizes its Winrys Birthday. I then go to the store, and buy hew a new wrench.

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Winry gets less mad

Winry: A NEW WRENCH, THATNK YOU!!!

The Wrench somehow becomes on fire, and chases Ed and AL across the room with the other one, while me and Winry Eat Chocolate Cake. It's very yummy.

Ed: CMON, I WANT CAKE

Winry: TOO BAD

Al: I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU UNDER MY BED

She looks under the bed, and find the best hat she ever saw. Both wrenches only follow Ed now, while Al eats Cake.

Me: wow, how long do those last

Winry: 8 hours

Ed is chased by a wrech for many hours, before they stop, then he passes out.