Drakkori: The Beginning (Part I)
Author's Note: This is intended as an OOC and ridiculous (but hopefully funny parody. Please don't take it seriously. Big thanks to my beta/typist, melissaeverlasting. Check out her awesome stories, and please review this one. If I get enough reviews I will update soon!
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The Kimmunicator beeped. "What's the sitch?" asked teen hero Kim Possible.
"Ron wanted me to patch him through," said computer kid Wade.
"Kib, about fighting Bakken. I cad go. I'm thick," said Ron Stoppable, sounding as if he had a cold.
"Wade, can you get me someone else?" asked Kim.
"How about Yori?" Wade replied.
"Sounds good," said Kim.
"She just replied to my message. She'll meet you at Drakken's lair."
"All right, I'm on my way," said Kim.
Later at Drakken's Lair"Kim Possible!" called Yori.
"Yori!" said Kim.
"So, who is this Drakken guy?" asked Yori.
"You'll soon find out," said Kim, handing Yori a hair dryer.
When Kim and Yori had gotten to the roof, Shego said, "Hello, Princess."
Yori whispered to Kim, "Who is that?"
"Shego."
"Is she good or bad?"
"Bad. Definitely bad. I'll take care of Shego. You go inside and distract Drakken," said Kim.
"How will I know who he is?" asked Yori.
"Just knock on the door and say 'Yoo-hoo! Drewby! It's Mama!'"
"So where's the buffoon?" asked Shego.
"He's sick," answered Kim as she dodged one of Shego's green blasts.
At Drakken's Lair"Coming, Mother," said Drakken, annoyed. When he opened the door, his and Yori's eyes met and the love tunes began.
"H-h-h-hi…" sputtered Drakken. "Y-y-you're not…. Mother."
"I am-I am-uh-Yori," she answered awkwardly. "Who are you?"
"I'm—Doctor Drakken. Come on in… Yori," he replied with a smile. "Um… would you care for a peanut butter sticky, or some cocoa moo?" he asked as she came in to the lair.
"Um, sure," she said, dreamily gazing into his eyes.
As Drakken was pouring the cocoa moo, Kim Possible busted the door down. "Okay, Yori, I'm here," she called. Kim saw Yori staring at Drakken while he took the peanut butter cookies out of the oven. "Yori?" Kim yelled.
"Kim!" shouted Yori.
"Kim Possible," said Drakken scathingly.
"Yori… what'd Drakken do to you?"
"He has not done anything. He is… perfect. He is cute and funny and… makes really good cocoa moo," Yori flirted.
Kim pulled out the Kimmunicator. "Wade? I need a brain scan on Yori. She and Drakken are so… awk-weird."
"I'm on it."
A few minutes later"Kim, I've got that brain scan," said Wade as Drakken and Yori were gazing lovingly into each other's eyes. "There's not an evil thought in either of their heads. They're all love thoughts about each other," exclaimed Wade in disbelief.
"Drakken?" asked Kim. "Are you gonna become good to be with Yori?"
"Anything… to be with Yori," he said, still gazing into her eyes.
Yori smiled and took a sip of her cocoa moo. Shego came to the door. "What's going on here?" she asked.
"Drakken and Yori are… falling in love," said Kim.
Shego made the blasts in her hands visible. "Does this mean Drakken's turning good?"
"I guess so," said Kim.
"Then… I'm out of a job," said Shego.
"You could always get back together with Team Go," said Kim.
"Not gonna happen," said Shego.
"Could It Be" started playing. "Very funny, Wade," sneered Kim.
"But…" Wade protested.
"Would you care to dance?" said Drakken.
"Yes. I would like that very much," said Yori, setting down her cocoa moo.
Then Wade turned "Could It Be" off, but Yori and Drakken kept dancing.
"Ding! Ding!"
"Oh, my next batch of PB Stickies are done," said Drakken, grabbing an oven mitt. He set the pan of Stickies down. Yori sat down and took one. Then Drakken stared into Yori's eyes and said, "Yori, you're the greatest. I don't care that since I've met you my villaining days are over – oh, that reminds me. Shego, you're fired – oh, and Yori? You are the greatest ever. Will you accompany me Friday night at Chez Karaoke?"
"I will wear my nicest things," said Yori.
"I'll pick you up at eight," said Drakken.
After Yori left Kim said, "You don't even know where she lives!"
Drakken replied, "I'll just… follow my heart."
"Yori! Yori!" yelled Kim, running after her. "Why don't you come over to my house Friday night? I'll help you get ready."
"Ring! Ring!" Yori's cell phone rang. "Hello? Oh, hi, Drakkie. Of course I will meet your mother on Sunday. Oh, I love it! It is so adorable!" said Yori. "See you Friday night, my love," Yori giggled as she hung up the phone.
"So… what did Drakken say?" asked Kim.
"He wants me to meet his mother on Sunday. And he changed his name to Drew Lipsky! He wants me to call him Drewbykins," she replied.
"This is getting really weird. Wait. How could he have changed his name already? We just left!" asked Kim.
Yori shrugged her shoulders.
Friday night
"Thank you so much for helping me get ready," said Yori.
"No big," said Kim, though she'd been feeling sick the entire night. Drakken and Yori? "Yori, you can take anything out of my closet."
"Kim, this is one of the first times I have worn real clothes," said Yori.
Kim picked out a pink tank top, white sweater, black skirt, and pink heels. "How do I look?" asked Yori.
"You look great," said Kim. Just then the doorbell rang and Kim went to answer it. "Yori! Drew's here!"
Drew was wearing a black dress top with a red tie and black slacks. "Oh, Drewbykins, you look amazing," she gushed.
"Wow, Yori," said Drakken – no, Drew, "you look so beautiful."
"Oh, thanks, Drewbykins," said Yori blushing like crazy.
Kim waved goodbye to Drew and Yori as they jumped into his "funky fresh flying car". As soon as they started flying, Kim went upstairs to throw up.
When she came out of the bathroom, she grabbed the phone and ran to her bedroom, quickly dialing Ron's phone number.
"Hello?" answered Ron.
"Hey Ron, it's Kim. The weirdest thing happened when you were sick on Tuesday and Yori filled in for you," said Kim.
"Yeah?" said Ron. "Hold on one second."
"The Naked Mole Rap" started playing. "Rufus, turn that down!" yelled Ron.
"Fine!" muttered Rufus.
"Okay Kim, I'm back."
"Oops," said Kim as she dropped the Kimmunicator. It switched on and on the screen, there was Wade, in his ladybug feetie pajamas. He was singing "Say the Word".
"Make a call, and I'll be the-ere…" sung Wade, off tune.
"Oh my gosh, Ron. I dropped the Kimmunicator and it switched on. I saw Wade in his pajamas singing 'Say the Word' into a hairbrush," said Kim, laughing.
Later at Chez Karaoke
"Yori, I've had such a fun evening with you," said Drew.
"It has been very… fun," said Yori.
"Yori… can I ask you a question?"
"Anything," replied Yori.
Drakken stepped down to the ground on one knee. "Yori… love of my life… will you… do my laundry? Just kidding. Yori, will you marry me?"
To be continued…
